Chapter 2:
The Next Day...
You were bored as hell, and just like the others, you decided to go to bed, when you lifted the sheets. What you saw made you shudder in disgust. On the new sheets that you just washed, it looked like someone, or rather something pissed on your bed. "Tobi's dog" you thought with pure malice in your thought.
"I'M GONNA KILL THAT DOG TOBI!!" you shouted at the top of your lungs.
You heard a distant yelp, and you ran into the living room to find Tobi clutching his dog clutching for dear life.
"HAND IT OVER TOBI!!" YOU SCREECHED.
"NO -CHAN HE DIDN'T MEAN TOO!
"TOBI!"
"PLEASE -CHAN!"
"FINE!! UGH!" you took a calming breath.
On your way to your room, you saw Itachi and Sasori in the kitchen, so you went in.
"What's with the yelling?" Sasori asked. You sighed and went to sit down by them. "Tobi's dog pissed in my bed,"
"Oh" was all he said.
"I hate that dog" you mumbled. Itachi sighed, "I hate that dog too." Both of you sighed, and you left to go to your room. on your way, you happend to pass Hidan's room, with his door wide open. He smirked at you suggestively, and you snorted. He took it offensively and said,"Bitch."
You stopped mid-step and said,"What did you call me motha fucka?" you said with venom dripping from each of your words.
He smirked and sad, " I believe i called you a bitch -bitch."
You stormed into his room and you tore of his head. " What the fuck are you doing you bitch!!"
"Punishment," you whispered with malice evident in your voice.
By the time you reached the bathroom with Hidan's head in your hand, Kisame was walking out of the restroom. Perfect timing, you thought.
There was a really bad odor coming from the bathroom, where Kisame was moments ago. You held your breath and burst inside, while throwing Hidan's head into the toilet. You grabbed some air freshener, and sprayed it. You heard Hidan gurgling, but that just added to your amusement. You then grabbed Hidan's head, looked into his pink eyes. and then said, " Say it."
"Say what?"
"Sorry"
"Hell no bitch!" you then shoved his head back into the toilet. You pulled ut back out. " Now are you going to say it?"
"Fuck no bitch!" you shoved it back in again.
. . . . . . . .Back in the Living Room . . . . . . . .
"Hey, where's -chan, yeah?" Deidara asked Sasori who was reading the newspaper.
"I'm not so sure."
"What's that sound, yeah?"
" What sound?"
"Sshhh, yeah!"
Restroom
"I'm- (flush)
"You're what?''
" I said I'm- (flush)
"Sorry can't hear you."
-chan!! (flush)
. . . . .. . . . . .. . . . .. Many Flushes Later. . .. . . . . .. . . . . . .
"So your sorry?"
"Yes!!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes!! Now get me back to my body!"
"Okay okay... bossy." you mumbled the last part. You went your room to pack your things for the next day of hell.