Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters (except the ones that may randomly burst through walls screaming about dairy products)
SJ: Now, people. I believe I'll add to this story once a-
Arandomhobo: bursts through the wall screams DO YOU HAVE ANY MILK?!?
SJ: Throws a giant block of cheese at Arandomhobo
Arandomhobo: falls backwards out of window screams Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuu
SJ: sits back down …I forgot what I was going to say…shrugs Oh, well! Without further ado, let's begin!!
Oh, wait! I remember n-
10:00 P.M.
On the Road
They had only been walking for about an hour, but it felt like an eternity to Sasuke. Every time he thought Naruto would finally shut up, he proved him wrong. Again and again and again. He felt a headache coming on.
"SSSSAAAASSSUUUUUKKKEEE" Naruto whined.
"What?" Sasuke replied curtly. This was probably the seventeenth time Naruto discovered something new to complain about.
"Why haven't we caught up with Kakashi Sensei yet?"
"Because you stop to whine every five minutes!!!"
Sasuke didn't exclaim much. Not unless he was really, really annoyed. Naruto figured this would be a good time to shut up. Unfortunately, even when his better sense told him when to stop, that didn't mean he was about to listen. He glared at Sasuke who was picking up the pace.
"Geez. What got your knickers in a knot?" Sasuke ignored him and kept walking.
"What's the matter, cat got your tongue?" He taunted. Sasuke's fist clenched. Just one more little push and-
"Oh, poor baby. Is there somethi-" Sasuke couldn't take it anymore. He grabbed Naruto by the throat and held him against a tree, ready to punch his lights out if he dared to say another word. After a couple seconds of mutual death glares, Naruto's face became tinged somewhat blue. He took this as a warning and dropped the orange ninja on his back.
Whoops. I guess I went a little too far.
Naruto was, in fact, unconscious. Sasuke sighed and mumbling about Naruto's natural tendency to get in the way, tossed the blonde over his shoulder and kept walking. Somehow, Naruto's steady breathing calmed him down. In fact, he somewhat regretted almost killing him moments ago.
Almost.
7:00 P.M.
On the Road
It was getting late and Kakashi Sensei and Sakura still weren't in sight. To make it worse, Sasuke was stuck carrying Naruto who was still unconscious. This wasn't a good day. As he kept walking, he noticed some lights ahead. Thinking it might be Kakashi and Sakura, he was inspired to speed up his pace.
What he came to however, was a house. Once he made out its general shape, he realized that there was a possibility of a genjutsu trick being played on him. He did the release sign several times (just to be sure) and discovered the house still there. Thinking he might get a good night's sleep before catching up with Sakura and Kakashi Sensei tomorrow, he approached the door of the little house and knocked.
Slowly, a pale white hand slid out of the crack of light to greet the darkness. Then the door swung open dramatically.
"SASUKE!!!" Sakura screeched as she jumped at him with her arms again outstretched. Sasuke finally had his chance. He dodged her and had the pleasure of watching her eat dirt. Kakashi's head peered around the doorframe.
"Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in. Sasuke and an unconscious Naruto. "What'd he do, talk so much that you decided to suffocate him to the brink of death?"
Sasuke didn't answer and Kakashi's jaw dropped. Sasuke sighed in agitation and walked into the house. Kakashi introduced their client to Sasuke and his unconscious partner.
"Well, howdy-do thar! Meh names Momo and you're-a-gunna be meh other escorts, I reckon'." She thrust her hand out to Sasuke, expecting a warm, friendly handshake. Sasuke stared at her as if she had rabies.
"What's the matter? Ya' look like a dried up tomater on a hot summer's day with that thar scowl o' yours!" She was attempting to sound friendly, but Sasuke continued staring at her blankly. Kakashi nudged him.
"Do I…know you…?" he ventured.
"Nope, I'm a-prudy sure ya don't." Was her reply. Sasuke looked around and then asked where she kept the beds. He wanted to set Naruto down and carrying him all day had him pretty beat. Momo obliged and showed them to their rooms.
5:00 A.M.
On the Road
Thump
Thump
Thump
"Five more minutes." Naruto mumbled and slid deeper under the covers. The last thing on his agenda was waking up. Unfortunately, that was the first thing on someone else's.
"Naruto, get up. Get up or we're going to leave without you again" Kakashi's muffled voice was heard through the door. That's when something clicked.
"How did I get here?" Naruto asked the wall absentmindedly. Kakashi opened the door, ready to drag Naruto out of bed if he had to.
"Naruto, if you don't get out of bed, I'll--- Oh, I see. You're already up. Well, let's go." Kakashi skipped out of the door.
"Yeah, yeah. I'm coming Sensei." Baka. Kakashi's head came into view again.
"And for that one, no breakfast for you!" He stuck out his tongue and disappeared before Naruto could protest, or for that matter, ask how Kakashi Sensei could read his mind. Sighing, Naruto got up and walked outside.
It was bright and sunny. There was a huge covered wagon just outside the door. Kakashi was sitting in the front (apparently he was the driver), Sakura was sitting inside, and Sasuke was sitting in the back glaring at the sun for making it morning. But Naruto didn't notice any of this.
When he left the house, he found himself face-to-face with the scariest person he had ever met. He swore that she looked exactly like his sexy jutsu turned hillbilly. Two pigtails (only these were in braids), long blonde hair, and scratches on her cheeks (exactly like Naruto's). The only difference between the two was this girl had green eyes and instead of speaking seductively (like his imaginary girlfriend always did) she spoke like she just escaped the boondocks.
"Well, hay thar Nar-u-to!" she exclaimed. Naruto jumped back.
"How do you know my name…?" He asked with his voice wavering slightly.
"How could I not? You're the legendary-"
"Super Ninja destined to become Hokage?" Naruto interrupted
"That's not what that scary guy said." She replied
"Scary guy…?" Naruto pondered for a second. Then the name came to him.
"OHHH!!! YOU MEAN SASUKE!!!" he beamed.
"Yup, that sounds 'bout right."
"Who are you?"
"I'm Momo. Taika, Momo." She thrust her arm out to Naruto, hoping he wasn't going to 'shine her on' like Sasuke did. Luckily, he shook her hand.
"Nice to meet you! I'm-"
"I reckon' I already know yar name." Momo interrupted. Kakashi jumped off of the wagon and danced over to Momo. They whispered to each other for a moment and then both ran to the wagon. Momo sat in it with Sakura. Naruto sat in the back with Sasuke.
All was fine and dandy (with the exception of the thundercloud looming dangerously close to Sasukes' head. He just gave off that evil feeling today.)
"Ne, Sasuke?" Naruto ventured. Sasuke glared in reply.
"God! What are you looking at me like that for?!? You're the one that choked me, ya'know!"
"I only did to shut you up." Sasuke replied coldly.
"Nyah!" Naruto stuck out his tongue. Sasuke pinched it between his thumb and index finger smirking the smirk that made Naruto want to kill him.
"Wet wou of wy fung!" Naruto attempted (translation: Let go of my tongue!)
"I'm sorry; I'm having trouble understanding you. Could you maybe speak a little more clearly?" Sasuke replied hardly managing to hold back a full-fledged grin.
"WY WAID WET WOU OUF WY FUNG!!!" Naruto attempted to scream. Sasuke became somewhat bored and let go of Narutos' tongue.
"All you had to do was ask." Sasuke shrugged his shoulders innocently. Now it was Naruto's turn to glare.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters (except the ones that may randomly burst through walls screaming about dairy products)
SJ: unwraps Almond joy and shoves into mouth with a blank stare on face That's it for this week.
Somerandomsuicidalmaniac: Is that all? commits suicide
SJ: stares at audience leaves room crashes through the wall thumbs up DRINK MOO JUICE!!! leaves room