Edge09/18/2018
Slowly a hum is heard and slowly it turns into a roar
Slowly out of the cloudy skies over the mountain range a mighty warship appears
It stays out of range of the town of wez, but it is impossible for it to hide
and with it five smaller airships guard it
Zergface ?09/18/2018
Huh.
You guys see that?
I see that,
Stands atop the town hall.
Peers down sniper scope at the thing.
I wanna kill it.
Nudges Devoted to the Four, Tainted~.
Maybe we should call Neptune about this one.
Then again, I wanna kill it.
Edge09/18/2018
Out of the airship a small missile is launched
Devoted to the Four, Tainted~09/18/2018
Wandering out into the town outskirts, the girl lifts her head.
...Fuck, y'think they do diplomacy? Y'know, a lil'... talk and shoot them in the fuckin' dick?
Oh. A missile.
Zergface ?09/18/2018
Yup.
Missile.
Devoted to the Four, Tainted~09/18/2018
Y'think it's a dud? I think it's a dud.
Zergface ?09/18/2018
Nods, looking down sniper scope.
Edge09/18/2018
A tiny missile
Zergface ?09/18/2018
I think it's a dud.
I bet it's a dud.
Devoted to the Four, Tainted~09/18/2018
Probably a dud.
Edge09/18/2018
with no bombs on it nor gas
Zergface ?09/18/2018
Ten credits.
Devoted to the Four, Tainted~09/18/2018
Fifteen.
Zergface ?09/18/2018
Twenty, not going any higher.
Yup, give me twenty. Eyes dud being torched.
Devoted to the Four, Tainted~09/18/2018
Shrugging nonchalantly, she turns and wanders back inside the pub.
Fuck it, you deal with it, Mayor. Gonna' go take a piss and eat. See ya'.
She smirks, raising her middle finger as she departs.
I don't even have five, so you'll have to take it from the treasury or some shit.
Zergface ?09/18/2018
Aye.
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Another missile is launched, same as the one before
Zergface ?09/18/2018
Torched.
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This time it lands outside the city(edited)
Zergface ?09/18/2018
Torched.
Heh.
Edge09/18/2018
another one is launched
but is made to be fire-proof
Zergface ?09/18/2018
Torched.
Doesn't burn.
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Out of the sides speakers appear
Zergface ?09/18/2018
Militiaman starts eating it.
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"ATTENTION PEOPLE OF WEZ WE COME IN PEACE!"
Zergface ?09/18/2018
Zerg takes aim at the thing with a sniper rifle.
Edge09/18/2018
"THAT IS WHY YOU SHOULD STOP SHOOTING US, BURNING US, EATING US-" the voice went on listing varius ways the ATC soldiers have died(edited)
Zergface ?09/18/2018
Zerg fires a bullet at the speakers.
Miss.
Again.
Miss.
Again.
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"AND-OI STOP SHOOTING THE MISSILE!"
Zergface ?09/18/2018
Miss.
What?
Zerg stopped shooting.(edited)
Oh...
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"LISTEN HEAR YOU CRAZY FUCK! I HAVE TWO RECON UNITS WITH RIFLES AIMED AT YOUR HEAD!"*
"IF YOU CONTINUE TO SHOOT THEY WILL SHOOT BACK!"
Zergface ?09/18/2018
Zerg reloads.
Shoots.
Boom.
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A bullet flies by the mayors head
Zergface ?09/18/2018
Ha!
Scans area for sniper.
Cant find him.(edited)
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another bullet flies by
Zergface ?09/18/2018
Haha!
Scope is blurry.
Hmm...
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another bullet flies by but hits the something a flings back at the snipers
Zergface ?09/18/2018
Militiaman patrols continue their search.
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"HOLY FUCK" a scream is heard in the distance
A pair of motorcycles are then seen driving away
Two recon soldiers are on them and one of the soldiers has a bullet wound in their lower stomach(edited)
Zergface ?09/18/2018
Hey!
They died!
Cool!
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"wounded..." a voice whispers
Zergface ?09/18/2018
Shoots voice.(edited)
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The moon disappears
Zergface ?09/18/2018
misses
Wait
What
WHAT
Edge09/18/2018
The moon flickers back on with a voice appearing
"hey Vsauce here"
Zergface ?09/18/2018
You're fucking kidding me.
I quit. Going home. See you tomorrow.
Zerg renters the town hall, storming to the safety of his bedroom.
Immediately Shoves Head under pillow, squeezing eyes shut.
Edge09/18/2018
Suddenly the ground cracks open as a giant tree monster jumps out and begins fighting the ancient lizard
Zergface ?09/18/2018
FUCKING
Squeezes pillows into ear, harder
Militiamen start shooting
Edge09/18/2018
They fight until the ancient lizard sacrifices it self and uses its fire breath to launch itself into outer space
Zergface ?09/18/2018
HELL
Eyes twitch
September 20, 2018
This was an RP session that occurred on the Wez Discord Server