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Chapter 2: Allen and Link
Kanda and Lenalee were still in the middle of their bowing session as people cheered and cheered but just as they were about to head out some of the Finders started speaking.
"Another!"
"Enchor! Enchor!"
The Japanese Exorcist quite characteristically grew an aggravated tick under his left eye while Lenalee started to giggle behind her hand. Cross had actually gotten up and left once Zokalo had let him go to Cloud's amusement. The only female General was snickering in amusement, quite obviously pleased with the outcome of Kanda's little performance.
"That was great wasn't it Allen!"
The white haired moyashi beamed at his red haired friend, too amused for words. When his bastard mentor actually got up and left after his ego flew out the window Allen had never felt such a big bubble of gratitude to the one Exorcist that managed to piss him off the most.
"I don't see what you found so amusing," a voice to Allen's right grabbed their attention. "There was nothing funny about that ridiculous performance."
The pair scowled at Central's lap dog whom had been forgotten during the earlier play.
"Oi Two Spot's," Link twitched. "Why do ya have to be such a downer all the time?"
"It's childish to find this entertaining!"
The Destroyer of Time scowled at his stalker and instead turned back to the pair in the center who were still being attacked by everyone else for an enchor. Even Miranda was getting in on it.
But the reason he didn't turn to talk to Lavi was because frankly...the mischevious smile on his friend' face scared the fricken crap out of him.
"No! You all got your impersonation so now its done!" Kanda screamed, his face demonic under Cross's mask.
"Plea-!"
"NO!"
Lenalee pouted at her long time friend. "But Kanda look at them. They look so deprived and you're really the only one whose good at this."
Black eyes met violet but the glare soon faded and the boy's shoulders sagged in saddened defeat. Who could stand up to the girl's puppy dog face and live? Only a monster would be able to do such a thing.
And while Kanda really was the monster of the Black Order, even he had a soft spot for the Chinese girl.
"Fine." Sighing he stood back up and faced the crowd. "Who do you want me to do next?"
Really. The boy sounded so drained and abused it was amazing.
Lavi's voice was the loudest as he shouted out "Allen and Link!"
Everyone silenced and once again Kanda dragged Lenalee off to the prop room.
Allen gaped at the smirking red head. So, this was his master plan.
Link wasn't so pleased. "How dare you do such a thing you impudent pest?!"
"What are ya gonna do? Arrest me for insubordination?"
"I just as might!"
A few minutes and an almost deaf Allen later the blessed pair came back to the center.
Lenalee was in Link's standard Central oufit with his handy dandy notepad and a long golden braid wig. Kanda on the other hand had managed to find a wig that looked exactly like Allen's, had scribbled Allen's curse mark on his face and adorned a red glove on his left hand.
It was very odd. And the little moyashi found himself promptly petrified as everyone silenced.
And than the music started.
Kanda started to move around, doing absent things like waving his hands and such as he started to sing. "I'm just an average man with an average life."
No laughter so far but many very intriqued faces.
"I work from nine to five," he then stopped to look around everyone with a hagard look on his face. Allen's eyes narrowed. "hey hell I pay the price. All I want to is to be left alone in my average home." He twirled on his feet, hands in the air as he indicated the building and quite a few laughs resonated in the room due to the odd movement.
So far Lenalee stayed put.
And than Kanda sunk down and twiddled his fingers, forcing a slightly frightened expression on his face. "But why do I always feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone?"
The song fit really Allen thought. They were in a slightly Twilight Zoneish area but he was still worried about what was left to come when his aggravator got back to his feet and Lenalee started to home in on him.
"And..."
Kanda looked behind him where Lenalee was standing before she jumped to the side, still watching.
"I always feel that somebody's watchin' me, and I have no privacy." Kanda rubbed his arms in a self hug as he looked all around and as the words sunk in those who knew of the situation between the two started to laugh. "I always feel that somebody's watchin' me, tell me is it just a dream?"
Allen snickered as Link started to twitch.
Kanda than ran across the space they were provided and threw open an imaginary door. "When I come home at night I bolt the door real tight," he than threw the imaginary door closed and locked it numerous times making Noise grin. "People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid. Well, can the people on the TV see me or am I just paranoid?"
Kanda gripped the wig tightly and his expression turned desperate enough to make the real Allen laugh and scowl at the same time. It was amusing but at the same time oh so acurate it was annoying as all hell. Lavi liked it though.
"I always feel that somebody's watchin' me, and I have no privacy." The normally stoic man was running amok now as he turned from left to right, trying to find a safe place but Lenalee followed him everywhere, making him run some more. "I always feel that somebody's watchin' me, tell me is it just a dream?"
Kanda than paused directly in front of Allen and Link with his hands half way to the wig a petrified expression carved perfectly into his handsome face. Lenalee was directly behind him, sneaking up like a shadow. "When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair." He shook and spun around, eyes darting for Lenalee but she moved behind him again with his movement. "'Cause I might open my eyes and find someone standing there."
He lowered his arms and listened as everyone laughed around him. He seemed to preen for a moement before getting on his knees and moving in front of random people, acting as if he was begging for help, all the while moving on his knees. "People say I'm crazy, just a little touched. But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much that's why..."
He got back to his feet and once again started his frantic searching. Absentmindedly Allen thought he looked a bit like Miranda doing that and even though Kanda was making fun of him he couldn't stop the grin. It was all true after all.
And a glance to his right made him laugh uncontrollably due to Link's rather pink face.
The Inspector growled as he thought to himself, I do not act like that! I'm no stalker!!!
"I always feel like somebody's watchin' me and I have no privacy. I always feel like somebody's watchin' me..."
He than grabbed ahold of the wig and his eyes were wide. "Who's playin' tricks on me? I don't know anymore."
"Are the neighbors watchin' me?" He pointed to a group of Finders who bawled, a couple actually falling on their asses. "Well is the mailman watchin' me?" He turned and pointed to Lavi who simply looked apalled behind his smile.
"And I don't feel safe anymore, oh what a mess," Lenalee moved up behind him when and got real close, her eyes large and round like an all knowing owls. "I wonder who's watchin' me now?" He abruptly turned looking for his stalker but the Lenalee/Link moved with him, once again behind him.
Allen didn't even bother to feel upset anymore, this was just too fucking great. He let himself laugh and laughed harder at Link's red face. The man looked like he was about to cry.
Kanda fell to his knees in the center of the circle and looked to the heavens. "Who? The IRS?!" He swiveled down to point at Link himself who growled, causing even more bawls from those close enough to hear him. Teidoll was in tears and plump on his behind...
"I always feel like somebody's watchin' me..." Kanda tucked his arms in close to his chest as he sunk further to the floor. "And I have no privacy. I always feel like somebody's watchin' me, and I have no privacy."
He turned on his knees one last time, this time in a full circles he looked for the perp. "Who's playin' tricks on me? I always feel like somebody's watchin' me, and I have no privacy."
He tucked his head down low and raised his voice so everyone could still hear him in a whisper, "I always feel like somebody's watchin' me..."
Lenalee than finished off the show by doing the universal 'I'm watching you' sign with her hand before pointing at him and scribbled furociously on her notepad.
When the music finished some people actually stood to clap and cheer, the majority having tears flow down their cheeks as Kanda stood back on his feet.
Komui was one of the people crying and he had magically produced a bouquet of roses and was throwing the flowers at the pair screaming, "Bravo!" over and over again.
Lavi wolf whistled, recieving the middle finger from the actor who looked like Allen and Kanda combined and Allen couldn't help but clap as well.
But what really took the cake was when Bak came running over to where they stood and shouted at Link, "You're the one who's always watching him! Bad stalker bad!"
And the Inspector rightly got up and left after that.
AU. WEEEEEe ch. 2 is complete. so is it any good? huh? huh? reviews please while i give you a smile that can melt your hearts like Lenalee. please. and who would you guys like to have done next? make a vote.
Tyki
Lavi
Black Allen
Teidoll
Rhode
Miranda
Krory
And any requests for songs will be fine too and speaking of songs the song in this was "Somebody's Watchin' Me" by Rockwell.