Fail my life

Disclaimer: I do not own X-Men Evolution

Summary:Exactly what it says on the tin

Today, I learned that I am a Mutant. FML

Today, I was sitting in class when the girl behind me pushed her desk forward so she could lean back. One of her desk legs landed directly on my tail, which I had to pretend I didn't have, for two hours. FML

Today, I phased my Cellphone into my desk so the teacher wouldn't catch me with it, She then told everyone to move their desks into a new arrangement and to sit next to someone we had never sat next to before, I now have no idea which desk was mine. FML

Today, I have a slight cold, which wouldn't be so bad aside from the fact that every time I sneeze something starts levitating. FML

Today, I accidentally touched Toad. FML

Today, someone set 'I wear my sunglasses at night' as my ringtone and somehow locked it. I didn't even know there was an option for that. FML

Today, my best friend has a double period of Home ec I'm her official taste tester. FML

Today, I learned that my best friend is in fact my adopted shape shifting mother. FML

Today, I am the latest victim in the ongoing Institute Prank War, I claimed to be a neutral party so someone took it upon themselves to write 'Switzerland' on my forehead and arms in permanent marker. FML

Today, all my gloves are in the wash so the only thing I have to cover my hands with is cling wrap . Which offers no ventilation of any sort guess what's happening to my sweat? FML

Today, someone thought it would be funny to trip me in the hallway, I did approximately 20,000 dollars worth of structural damage to the Institute. FML

Today, I fried the entire Institute's electrical system by accident as well as giving everyone the worst electric shock of their lives. Logan, it turns out conducts electricity. FML

Today, after weeks of asking the others finally agreed to sneak me into a 'R' rated movie with them. I was in such a hurry to leave I fell down the stairs, they took my double thinking it was me. FML

Today, I learned that while others sleepwalk I sleepfloat. Apparently I have been doing this for weeks and no one thought to tell me before now. Locations I have visited include; Ororo's loft, the boys bathrooms and the Tennis court. FML

Today, I learned why no one eats Kitty's cooking, I am sending this from my phone as I am still in the bathroom. FML

Today, my powers had a flare up, burning my clothes to a crisp. FML

Today, I thought it would be nice to get this girl I like some of those expensive doggie treats as she turns into a wolf, she thought I was implying something else and now along with not speaking to me has chewed on all my shoes. FML

Today, I learned why my Roommate takes forever in our shared bathroom, instead of just shaving or waxing her legs like a normal person she phases the hair out, one at a time. And somehow she always manages to get up fifteen minutes before me. FML

Today, I thought it would be cool to make it snowy inside, no one else seemed to think so. FML

Today, I discovered that I can speak Cantonese. How did I come to this realization? I was picking up the Chinese I had ordered for Take out night and when I told the girl at the counter to take two boxes back as I had specifically asked for them to be vegetarian she took them back into the kitchen yelling "This Goth Bitch says we got her order wrong" I wonder how many other languages there are that I don't know I can speak. FML

Today, I learned why I am constantly waking up with red circle like marks on my body, I keep phasing myself into my bed and the springs are digging into me. FML

Today, there has been an outbreak of Lice at Bayville High, Guess who's covered in fur? FML

Today, Bobby froze the pool just as I jumped off the diving board. FML

Today, Logan is holding a double training session. Outside. FML

Today, my Teammates thought it would be hilarious to cover me in sunblock right before Logan's training session, I am now completely powerless. FML

Today, I realized that Rogue has all my memories. Every. Last. One. FML

Today, I am the owner of a mansion containing no less than fourteen teenaged mutants who can and quite frequently do use their powers for less than constructive uses. FML

STORY NOTES

FML: Can you guess who's FML is who's some are rather obvious while other's could be anyone.

I'm thinking I might do another one of these if people find it Funny enough but I might need idea's if you have anything that you think would make a funny X-men or Brotherhood FML let me know

That's all for now

Ari Out!