A/N: All dialogue. Saw it, wanted to try it.
"Oi.."
"What?"
"I'm hungry."
"Go eat something."
"We only have tofu."
"Eat tofu."
"...You serious?"
"Ugh, stop bothering me."
"Then feed me!"
"Don't wanna."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm reading!"
"So? The book won't grow legs and take off!"
"It will learn how to fly soon if you don't stop bugging me."
"Fine, fine! I'll go out or something!"
"You go do that."
"..."
"..."
"Oi..."
"What."
"Do you got money?"
"You have got to be kidding me! What happened to that wad of money BlackStar-"
"Bike repairs."
"But what about the missions-"
"Rent."
"Your allo-"
"Dentist."
"...You go to the dentist?"
"For some reason I feel insulted. Why are you so surprised?"
"Well...with your teeth and all... what kind of dentist do you have? Does he think all those fangs are a good thing?"
"He thinks they're cool. Which they are."
"Until you bite your tongue off, then you'd have a problem."
"Please, I'm not accident prone like you."
"That's it..."
"Wha- OH COME ON."
"Serves you right."
"This is my favorite shirt you moron."
"And this is my favorite book. Didn't stop you."
"For the love of- I just want food, Lady!"
"I'm not a walking fast food place!"
"So can I-"
"Or a bank!"
"..."
"Just...starve. Or something- what are you doing?"
"Drying my shirt?"
"Don't strip here you idiot!"
"...are you blushing?"
"No!"
"What, can't take the abs?"
"More like the man boobs-"
"I. Do not. Have. Man boobs!"
"Could have fooled me!"
"... Ugh. Whatever. I'm going to Black Star's, where all the women are sane."
"Fine!'
"Fine!"
"..."
"..."
"Are you gone yet?"
"No..."
"..."
"It's like, zero degrees outside."
"...I'll order take-out."
"Holy crap. You are a genius."
"Yeah, yeah. What's the number for Tito's again?"