That earthling has no common sense he tried to give me bacon with eggs. Who eats that!? Boy is this planet odd.
"So what country is Galifrey in?" he acts like earth is the only place he's every been. Then again the oxygen level is rather high here, possibly he needs just this amount of oxygen to live. Earthlings are rather strange just curious about everyone and everything. Hmmm... maybe he doesn't realize I'm not an earthling.
"Galifrey isn't on this rather strange chunk of rock. I happen to live on a less rude planet. Now if you'll excuse me I must go find my recipe for fish sticks and custard. Oh.. I just hope it isn't in the pool again it's very hard to read when the paper is wet." I hope I didn't hurt his feelings earthlings are way more emotional than time lords. I must learn to think before I speak on this planet.
"So I was right you are an alien!" the rather rude earthling keeps following me. He is like a pet starwhale as a baby always following you around.
"Rude! If you want to label me like that I prefer time lord." These earthlings get ruder by the second it's rather annoying.
He brings me into a rather odd place and he goes into a little room without completed walls with a toilet in it... once again odd. It Does have mirrors though.
"STILL NOT GINGER!" I think that may have been a little too loud because the earthling finally decided to explain who he is to me.
"Quiet down Doctor. Listen I'm Sherlock Holmes I don't appreciate people who draw attention to me. I live in flat 221b which just so happens to be behind your TARDIS. Bacon is NOT poison to us 'earthlings', we actually eat it at any time of the day even though it's for breakfast. We need to find my colleague Mr. Watson. Now may we please leave?" he acts like I'm stupid.
I wonder if he would travel with me when the TARDIS is fixed. I wonder why she (the TARDIS) brought me to such a odd place.