The Lion and the Lamb

by Vampira.the.Deranged

Crowley and Aziraphale fluff. This is kind of dumb cause I wrote it on the spur of the moment, but give it your consideration.

2. Effect

"But this is simply wonderful, Crowley!" Aziraphale giggled like a little girl and grabbed Crowley's hand.

"Yes. Wait-what was the word?"

"Wonderful! Simply wonderful!" Aziriphale sang, now skipping and dragging Crowley along through the cotton candy grass.

"Wonderful," Crowley echoed with a deer in the headlights look.

But now there were no cars running down innocent Bambi cousins. Aziraphale, Crowley, and the rest of the bewildered citizens of the world looked on as Carebears skipped through the puffy landscape, holding hands with 5,235,782 clones of John Lennon! Unicorns flew through the sky shooting rainbows from their hooves! Lepricons eating Twizzlers slid down the rainbows singing Yellow Submarine!! The sky had turned pink and paisley! The dingy soho streets were replaced with fields of flowers, with tapdancing gnomes and elves frolicking among them! Seahorses floated through the air spreading love and good cheer!!!!

Crowley spoke. "I am never, under any circumstances, kissing ANYONE EVER AGAIN!!!!!"