Adventures in RP: The Thirteen Hour Adventure!
Episode Two: Don't Let D.S. Near A Spell…. And Keep Shira Outta Her Purse!
D.S.'s Note: Now that we know one person is reading, we can give you all a few warnings. Number One: I fight with Zel cause I annoy him even though he's kawaii. Number Two: Xellos is scary… Number Three: Prepare for cliches of all sorts and a Zel/Ame ending! Number Four: My name is Destructive sorceress, so I have sorceress powers…(Scary ne?) Shira can summon things from Webspace and be Matchmaker, and Tams can fly and stuff. Okay? Okay! And remember, this story is written by everyone, even though I'm the only one with enough time to clean it up…
D.S.: ZEL! COME BACK!
Shira: ... all alone ... guys ...?
Zel: *ignoring DS* *running to the dungeon*
D.S.: DON'T YOU IGNORE ME STONE BOY!
Zel: *can't hear her* *keeps running*
D.S.: OH NOW YOU CARE ABOUT AMELIA! WHEN I'M TRYING TO YELL AT YOU!
Zel: *run run run*
D.S.: *slaps her forehead* YOU RUN TOO FAST!!!!! OI! SHIRA! HELP ME CATCH HIM!!!!!!
Shira: ... all alone ... where'd ya go, guys?
D.S.: *chibi DS pops up in an eyecatch* C'MON!
Shira: YAY!!!
D.S.: *still trying to catch Zel* WILL YOU SLOW DOWN???
Zel: *can't hear her*
Shira: ZELLLYYY!!! SLOOOOWWWWW DOOOOWWWWWNNNN!!!!!! *woozy* *tipsy* *hiccup*
Tams: What'd I miss?
D.S.: Yes. Tams just show up now.
D.S.: *really mad at Zel* ZEELLLLLLLL! COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tams: ^^ k?
Shira: *hiccup* Zellllllyyyyyyyyy!!!! *hic* STOOOOOO- *hic* -OOOOOOOOOPPP!!!!! *tipsy* *swaaaaay*
D.S.: *stops* Ano, what's wrong Shira chan?
Shira: Whatcha mean? *hic hic* *swaaaay*
Tams: *looks around*
D.S.: Tams, something's wrong with Shira!!! And we have to catch Zel!
Tams: Huh?
Shira: Nothing wrong with me!!! *swaaaay* I just got bored whiles you and I... um... *hic* found a bottle of some stuff... and I --*hic*-- took a few drinks, and... *hic* and... *hic* *swaaaaaaaaay*
Tams: Oh yeah...
D.S.: *sweatdrops* You drank that stuff? MY stuff?
Shira: it was yours? *hic*
Tams: Shira....you don't drink...
Shira: A'course not! I *hic* never drinked in my life!!!
D.S.: Zellas gave it to me! It's Mazoku wine! Not just normal stuff!!!!
Tams: O.o Mazoku wine? That's worse...
D.S.: BUT THAT WAS LIQOUR! IT FELL OUT OF MY PURSE!
Shira: That was - *hic* - liquor? I didn't- *hic* -know! *swaaaay*
D.S.: DIDN'T THE SMILING CHIBI XELLOS AND ZELLAS' LEGS ON THE WRAPPER GIVE YOU A CLUE???
Tams: ...sure ya didn't Shira...-.-;
Shira: I'd never tast- *hic* -ted liquor before!!! And it was dark...
Tams: DS, WHY DO YOU EVEN CARRY THAT STUFF|?? Wait. Dumb question.
D.S.: *facefaults* Uh, cause it's nummy?
Tams: -.-;;
Shira: Yeaaaaah... num num num nummmmmyyyyyy…
D.S.: Uh, Tams, Shira is gonna pass out right about-
Tams: *runs up to Shira*
Shira: *swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay* *pass out*
Tams: *CATCHES*
D.S.: -now
Tams: Oof...O.o;....You gained weight, Shira...
D.S.: You carry her! I hafta catch ZEL! *zooms off*
Shira: *sleepy mumble* *sleepy mumble*
Zel: *still running*
D.S.: *jumps on Zel while he's running*
Zel: OOF! *is knocked down*
Tams: Oh thanks...Oof. *drags Shira*
D.S.: *yells* CAUGHT HIM!!!!!!
Zel: What are you doing you crazy authoress?
D.S.: Catching you.
Shira: *is dragged*
Zel: What for? Let me save Amelia!
D.S.: Yeah well now Shira's unconscious and Tams is here so you hafta take us with you so we can watch
Tams: Oof. HI ZELLY!!!! *starry eyes, drops Shira*
Zel: O.O Watch? Watch what?
D.S.: *still sitting on Zel's back*
Shira: *unconscious*
D.S.: Amelia almost die!
Tams: Oops...*picks up Shira
Zel: LET ME GO SAVE HER YOU FRUITCAKE!!!
D.S.: Take us with you.
Zel: ... fine...
Tams: Zel, Can you carry me??????? PLEASE???
Zel: NO!
Tams: *picks up Shira* WHY NOT??
D.S.: YAY! *grabs his shoulders as he stands up* Cause he's carrying me!
Tams: You always carry D.S....*mumble*
Shira: *Unconscious*
Tams: See??
Zel: *sigh* *carries DS piggy-back-style*
D.S.: I'm cuter. ^_^
Tams: HEY! IM CUTE!!
D.S.: ^_^
Tams: If you carry me next time...*sly grin* I'll give you that kawaii Ame plushie you like...the one with Zel PJs...
Zel: O.O Really?
Tams: YES Really! ^^
Zel: ... you'd give me that??
Tams: Yes! So will you carry ME next time?
Zel: Okay!
Zel: Next time!
Tams: All my Zel Plushies and Ame plushies!! Well...the ones you like. ^^
D.S.: Zel, hangonaminit! HE'S CARRYING ME!!!!!!!
Tams: I SAID NEXT TIME D.S.!
Zel: I carry you now, Tams next time, now let's go!!!
D.S.: HE OWES ME FOR HAVING ME KISSED BY A FISH!!!!!
Tams: ^^ YAY!
Zel: *runs for the dungeon*
Tams: You're so awesome Zelly...*.*
SEVERAL MINUTES LATER
Tams: *starts flying with Shira*
Zel: *rolls eyes*
Tams: Oof...
D.S.: Are we there yet?
Zel: Almost...
Tams: *wings are weak*
D.S.: Are we there yet?
Tams: I hope so…
D.S.: Are we there yet?
Zel: Yes.
D.S.: Are we there yet? Huh?
Zel: *stops* We're there.
Tams: YAY!!!
Zel: *points to the big creepy castle*
Tams: *lands and drops Shira*
D.S.: *looks around* So we are...ooh Shira! Another cliche
Zel: The dungeon is all the way at the bottom
Tams: AAH!! MY WINGS! *in pain*
Shira: *unconscious*
Zel: What's with Shira?
Tams: *rubs back*
D.S.: She drank my Mazoku wine
Zel: O.O! How long was she conscious?
D.S.: Hmmm *counts on fingers* Three minutes
Zel: I'm surprised she lasted even that long.
D.S.: I last all day! ^_^
Zel: -_-;; you would... How much time is left??
Tams: Um...
D.S.: *checks watch* Two hours
Zel: HOLY CRAP!!!! Let's hurry!!!!! *runs*
D.S.: *bounce* *bounce* *bounce*
Tams: *runs after him, dragging Shira by an arm*
Zel: *run run run*
D.S.: *bounce *bounce* *bounce*
Shira: *unconscious* *hits a rock* *bounce* *hits a rock* *bounce* *thump* *bounce*
D.S.: Wow Zelly, you run fasssssssssstttttttt…
Zel: ...
Zel: *run run run*
Tams: *runs next to them* That's because he's a part Brau demon. ^^
D.S.: LOOK! THERE'S THE DUNGEON!
Zel: ... yeah
Tams: *knows everything about Zel*
Zel: YAH!!! *goes to the dungeon*
D.S.: *still on Zelly's back*
Tams: *follows*
Zel: *tosses DS on the ground and kicks open the door*
D.S.: Itai......you're mean!! ;_;
Zel: XELLOS!!! LET AMELIA GO!!!
D.S.: *rubs her bottom*
Tams: *drops Shira and follows Zel* CMON GUYS KEEP UP!
D.S.: Uh Zel, that's a skeleton…
Shira: *unconscious*
Zel: O.O!!!
D.S.: *runs in after Zel and bumps into him and Tams*
Tams: *bumped into*
Zel: *looks around* THEY AREN'T HERE!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!!?
D.S.: Yeah, go figure
Zel: YOU KNOW WHERE THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!
D.S.: I told you already...I didn't plan this
Zel: *grumble* for once she's telling the truth *grumble*
D.S.: ^_^
Zel: Well where do we look now!??!!?
D.S.: HEY LOOK! ANOTHER CLUE! *grabs it*
Tams: YAY! ^^
D.S.: *opens it* Zel: What does it say? What is it?
Tams: *grabs Shira's arm and drags her in*
Shira: *unconscious*
D.S.: *pulls out a note and dagger*
Tams: O.o
Zel: O.O
Tams: D-dagger...
D.S.: EEP! *tosses it to Zel* IT'S ALL BLOODY!
Zel: *catches it* O.O!!!
Tams: AAHH!! Wait..
Zel: READ THE NOTE!!!!!!
D.S.: OKAY!
Tams: Zel, dun worry...they always do that to fool people…
Shira: *still unconscious*
Tams: I saw it on Buffy. ^^
D.S.: *looks at it* Hmm......it says here to go to...
Zel: To go to...?
Tams: Yeah??
D.S.: -_-;;;
Zel: WHERE?!?!?
D.S.: Sore wa himitsu desu…
Tams: DS!!! UUGGHH!!!!
D.S.: NO! THAT'S WHAT THE PAPER SAYS!!!!!
Shira: *still out* (that alcohol lasts a while)
Tams: I HATE XELLOS!!!!
Zel: I- I'LL KILL THAT FRUITY PRIEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tams: WHEN I GET TOHIM IM GONNA RIP HIS SMILE OFF HIS FACE!
Shira: *unconscious*
Zel: CURSE THAT STUPID PRIEST DOWN TO HIS GRAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tams: Oh...then I get dibs on knocking him out, Zelly kun! ^^
Zel: KUSO!!!!!!! Where do we go now!?!?!?
D.S.: *stares at everyone*
Zel: DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING!?!??! What does it say about the blood?
D.S.: *looks at the note* Um.......
Tams: *gulp* Blood...
Zel: *glare*
Shira: *unconscious*
D.S.: Well...............
Zel: Well what?
D.S.: There's this old spellbook page enclosed and-
Zel: And...?
D.S.: And-
Tams: Ohh…spells! ^^
Zel: SAY IT ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!
D.S.: It's a bad spell
Zel: WHAT IS IT FOR L-SAMA'S SAKE!??!?!
D.S.: *cowers* It transfers the victim into another person's body.
Zel: WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?
Tams: WHAT?????
D.S.: And on the bottom it says-
Tams: Uh oh...
Zel: SO AMELIA COULD BE IN XELLOS'S BODY!!?!??! WHAT!??!?! What does it SAY!?!?!
Tams: O.o...That's a scary thought
D.S.: Actually....... It says this.
Zel: WHAT!?!?
D.S.: 'This script is cursed, the reader too'
Tams: Zel calm down…
Zel: ... O.O you're cursed now, DS...
Tams: O.o;
D.S.: 'And reading the words won't help you soon'
Shira: *unconscious*
Zel: What's the curse?
Tams: Great...Shira's unconscious, DS is cursed…
D.S.: 'So prepare for the switching of mind and body'
Zel: WHAT THE--!! OH, HELL!!!!
D.S.: 'When all is done you'll be-'
Zel: Be what?
Tams: WHAT?
D.S.: Gomen! 'HAVE BEEN really naughty'
Zel: Meaning WHAT exactly!??!?!
Tams: ...I'm scared to find out...
*BIG FLASH OF LIGHT*
Tams: AH!
Shira: *unconscious*
Tams: *covers eyes, and then opens them*
Zel: *opens his eyes*
D.S.: *waking up* Hey, since when do I have wings?
Tams: O.O Wait a minute...
Zel: What the-- hell!?!? I'm a GIRL!!!!!!!
D.S.: *turns around and around* Hehe, cool!
Tams: O.O What the hell happened here...?
Zel: *looks at Tams*
Tams: Who is who?
Shira: ^___^ *Shira gets up*
D.S.: I think I'm Tams…
Shira: *looks down* WAAAH!!! I LOOK LIKE ZELGADIS!!!!!!!!
D.S.: *looks at Zel's body* Hehehehehehe…
Shira: What happened what happened what happened?!??!?!
D.S.: Me
Zel: *looks like DS*
Tams: *looks like Shira* O.O
Shira: *looks like Zel*
Tams: AAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D.S.: *looks like Tams* *looks at Zel* Hey! YOU'RE ME!!!!!!
Tams: AAAHHH!!!
Zel: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!!??!?!
Tams: D.S., YOURE ME!! AND I'M.... SHIRA???
D.S.: YOU BETTER NOT HURT THAT BODY ZEL!
Shira: Hey! Tams, being me can't be bad!!! But I'm A GUY!!!!!!!!!!
D.S.: Yeah, you are! ^_^
Tams: But I'm not...Tams!!
Zel: WHAT THE HELL!!! I can't be a GIRL!!!!
Shira: I can't be a guy! I'm a girl! I'm very feminine!
D.S.: YOU BETTER NOT HURT THAT BODY ZEL!!!!1
Tams: Well...At least I'm a girl...
D.S.: THAT'S MY BODY AND YOU BETTER TAKE CARE OF IT!!!!!
Zel: *pinches his... or D.S.'s arm* Itai!!
D.S.: *glares* DON'T DO THAT!!!!!!!!
Zel: *glare*
D.S.: YOU BETTER BE NICE TO BODY-SAN!!!!!!
Shira: *looks down* *looks around* *unbuttons shirt*
D.S.: SHIRA!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING???????
Shira: WAAAAH!!! My-- my-- my-- they're gone!!!!!!!
Zel: -_-;; obviously...
D.S.: WHAT????????
Tams: Ew...
Shira: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D.S.: HENTAI!!!!!!
Shira: NOT MY FAULT!!!!!!!!!
Tams: SHIRA BUTTON IT BACK UP!!!
Shira: *buttons it* *sniffle*
Tams: *looks at self* But now D.S. has my spork and my wings...*sniffle*
D.S.: I DO???????
Shira: ... but you have my matchmaker powers!
Tams: Um...no?
Zel: And I... have... um...
D.S.: ZEL HAS MY SORCERESS POWERS!!!!
Shira: And I have Zel's magic!! ^_________^
Zel: I have...
Zel: Um...
Tams: OH NO! DS HAS MY MAGIC TOO!! I mean...oops...
D.S.: ^_________^ *sniffles* I miss my powers…-_-
Zel: I don't have anything worthwhile anymore...
D.S.: HEY WAITAMINIT!!!!!!
Tams: Um...You have...D.S.'s wine?? -.-;
Zel: ... I don't really want that...
Tams: What...DS?
D.S.: HE HAS GIRLY STUFF!!!!!
Tams: O.O Um DS...we don't need to go into that
Zel: ****BLUSH*****
D.S.: WELL HE DOES!!!!!!
Shira: Ne, D.S., if you read that again, will our bodies switch again? I wanna be me again!!!!!
Zel: -_-;;
Tams: YEAH!
Zel: YES!
Tams: I hope Zel doesn't turn into me...
Zel: I wouldn't want to turn into you.
D.S.: I'll try… 'This script is cursed, the reader too'
Shira: Please, please, please, Shabranigdo, Cephied, L-sama, anybody, please make it work!
D.S.: 'And reading the words won't help you soon'
'So prepare for the switching of mind and body'
'When all is done you'll HAVE BEEN really naughty'
*BIG FLASH OF LIGHT*
D.S: WAHHHHHH! I'M A CHIMERA!!!!!
Shira: *blinks* *opens eyes* WAAAAAAAAH!!! I'm D.S.!!!!!
D.S.: HEY! THAT'S NOT SO BAD!!!!!
Zel: ... I'm Tams...
Tams: AAAHHH!!! *still Shira* ZEL IS ME!! NUU!!! What? I'm still Shira???
Zel: This is just... great... *sarcastic*
Tams: HEY!! *glare*
Shira: No, no, no, no! I dun' wanna be D.S.!!!!!!!!
D.S.: HEY! THAT ISN'T SUCH A BAD THING SHIRA!!!!
Shira: BUT IT IS A BAD THING!!!!!
Zel: *blush* Why do I have to be a girl still? And why does D.S. have to be me??
D.S.: *evil grin* *slams Zel's body against the wall*
Zel: O.O!!!
Tams: HEY!! DONT YOU HURT MY BODY!!!
D.S.: *evil grin*
Shira: I WANNA BE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zel: ...Try again, DS
Tams: NOOO! ZEL WHAT DO YOU MEAN,'TRY AGAIN???'
Zel: ...Try the SPELL again…
D.S.: *slams against wall again*
Tams: oh... I was gonna say.
Shira: O.O;;
Tams: D.S. STOP IT!! *storms over to D.S.* STOP!
D.S.: *trying desperately to hurt the body*
Tams: STOP IT!!! OR WHEN I GET BACK TO MY BODY I WILL KILL YOU!!
Shira: Can't hurt it! It's stone!!!!!
Zel: JUST DO THE SPELL AGAIN!!!!!!!
D.S.: *frustrated scream*
Tams: X_X
D.S.: THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING! I CAN'T EVEN GET REVENGE ON HIM!!!!!!!
Tams: REVENGE ON WHO???
Shira: Do it please DS, you're the only sorceress here, and Zel doesn't count, I don't wanna be you forever!!!!!!
D.S.: *sits down cross-legged* *cries*
Tams: JUST DO THE SPELL! X.X; Please?
Shira: Do the spell!!!!!!
D.S.: *look's like Zel is crying*
Zel: DO THE SPELL!!!!!!!!
D.S.: *cries* WHY CAN'T YOUR BODY GET HURT????
Tams: WHAT??
Zel: Cause it's stone, now do the spell!
D.S.: *frustrated scream*
Tams: JUST DO THE SPELL
Shira: DO IT!!!!!!!
Zel: DO IT ALREADY!!!!!!!
D.S.: 'This script is cursed, the reader too'
'And reading the words won't help you soon'
'So prepare for the switching of mind and body'
'When all is done you'll HAVE BEEN really naughty'
*BIG FLASH OF LIGHT*
Tams: *is Zel* O.O
D.S.: *is Shira*
Shira: *is Tams*
Tams: No Way...
Zel: *is D.S.*
D.S.: Hey, maybe now I can get back at Shira for laughing at me!
Shira: OOH! I have WINGS!!!!! *spins around and around to try to see wings*
D.S.: *runs against the wall*
Zel: Great... D.S. again...
D.S.: *slams against the wall*
Shira: NO!!!! DON'T!!!!!!! *wince*
D.S: *picks up a piece of rock and hits herself*
Shira: NO!!!!!!!!
Tams: O.O I'm ZEL!!!!!
Zel: I hope you know that's hurting you just as bad, D.S.
D.S.: IT'S WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!
Tams: *dance and sing* I'm ZEL!!! I'm ZEL!!!
Shira: PLEASE STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zel: DO THE SPELL AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Tams: NO!!! I wanna stay Zel!!!!!!
Everyone: *stare*
D.S.: 'This script is cursed, the reader too'
'And reading the words won't help you soon'
Tams: NO!
D.S.: 'So prepare for the switching of mind and body'
One last revenge! *runs into the wall*
Shira: *wince*
'When all is done you'll HAVE BEEN really naughty'
*BIG FLASH*
D.S.: Hey! I'm me again!
Shira: ME TOO!!!!
Zel: *sigh of relief* Thank L-sama!
Tams: *pout* I'm not Zel anymore!
D.S.: Now, as the last part of the clue
Zel: There's more?
D.S.: Hai.
Shira: Spiffy!
Tams: Read it!
D.S.: *looks at the page* Ehehehehehe….
Zel: What does it say!??!
D.S.: Where's that dagger?
Zel: *pulls dagger out* Right here.
D.S.: *grabs it*
Zel: HEY!!!
Tams: O.O blood ...
D.S.: *pushes a jewel and the handle comes apart*
Zel: ...?
Shira: ...?
Tams: ...?
D.S.: *a piece of paper falls out*
Zel: *snatches it*
D.S.: Darn
Zel: *gives it to DS*
D.S.: *looks at it*
Shira/Tams: What's it say?
D.S.: *takes the dagger and pops the blade apart*
Shira/Tams: WHAT'S IT SAY!?!?!
Zel: What is it?
D.S.: *throws the blade at Zel*
Zel: *duck* WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!!!?!?
D.S.: For being mean. NOW!
Zel: O.O ...?
D.S.: *looks at the page* It's in runes… You can read runes, right Zel?
Zel: *nod nod*
D.S.: Yes he can...*hands it to him*
Zel: *takes it* *reads it*
Shira: What's it say!?!?!?
D.S.: Yeah what's it say
Zel: ... it says... um...
D.S.: WHAT WHAT WHAT????
Zel: It says... that... this is a riddle... hold up... it's hard to read runes... this is a riddle…
D.S.: Okay..........
Zel: Here's the riddle...One second... lemme read ahead...
D.S.: *waits*
Zel: It's a place where floors creak...
D.S.: Huh?
Zel: Dust settles...
D.S.: Huh?
Zel: Ceilings leak...
D.S.: Huh?
Zel: Stuff is stored, don't know what for, except to have something to keep
D.S.: Huh?
Zel: That's the riddle.
D.S.: Huh?
Shira: ... What does it mean?
Tams: What's it mean, Zel?
Zel: We hafta think of a place where floors creak, dust settles, and ceiling leak, and where you store
pointless stuff.…
D.S.: What about Zel's head? *snickers*
Zel: *glare*
D.S.: ^_^ V
Shira: My gramma puts a lot of useless stuff in her attic... and it's sorta dusty and creaky and leaky…
Zel: An attic...? Hmm... an attic...
Tams: I think it's an attic!!!!!!
D.S.: Like his head…
Zel: I think so, too.… this place has an attic... let's go! *heads for the attic*
Tams: WAIT!!!
D.S.: Hey waitaminit
Zel: *stops*
D.S.: *grins* *runs up and grabs his shoulders* ONWARD!!
To be continued