This has actually been done since last September, I just kept putting off typing it up (along with many, MANY other things.) XD Anyway, continuing on...

21. Naruto and Sasuke are banned from several major airlines. Apparently active membership in the mile high club is frowned upon these days. Go figure.

22. Sasuke overheard Naruto discussing adoption with Sakura one day. After a quick bit of panicking, he had an idea. Naruto loves his new kitten.

23. Sasuke has taken to visiting a nearby library whenever he needs some peace and quiet. It should be noted that "nearby" in this instance means three towns over.

24. Naruto refuses to label himself as gay; instead he prefers the term "Sasuke-sexual." Cue eyeroll/facepalm.

25. Sasuke loves watching scary movies with Naruto because the blond always needs to be "comforted" afterward. ...What? They just cuddle is all! Mind out of the gutter perverts!

26. Sasuke and Naruto crashed an annual yacht party this past summer. They woke up naked on a beach two miles away with no memories of the night before. Needless to say, they've already made plans for next year.

27. Naruto sometimes thinks back to before he got together with Sasuke. Things had been so much more simple in those days. Oh who the hell is he kidding, it was just as confusing, only with about ten times the unresolved sexual tension.

28. Naruto had a brilliant (according to him,) idea to create ramen-flavored condoms. He wanted Sasuke to test them, but the Uchiha wisely refused; he's not a fan of first degree burns on his junk.

29. Which is not to say Sasuke is against sexual kinks. In his free time he's secretly converted one of his family's hidden underground rooms, (how many do they even have, fuck!) into a BDSM-themed dungeon and is patiently awaiting a chance to lure Naruto down there.

30. Naruto actually knows about it already and would agree to play if the bastard would just ask. He strongly hopes there will be a whip involved because he's totally into that.

31. Sometimes the boys will watch the sunset from atop the Hokage monument. D'aww isn't that cute and non-sexual for a change?

32. Of course, this is ignoring the many nighttime trysts atop the Fourth Hokage's head. Hey, its about as close to the forbidden "parent's bedroom" setting that Naruto is ever going to get.

33. Naruto tried his hand at agriculture once. He grew some tomatoes for Sasuke and surprisingly they turned out pretty well. Unfortunately, no one bothered to tell him that pesticides are harmful to humans too. That makes twice now that Tsunade has had to pump Sasuke's stomach.

34. Naruto eventually named his kitten Sasuke. Said kitten is as fiercely territorial as its human counterpart. Whenever the blond gets home he yells, "Sasuke, let's snuggle!" and laughs at the mad dash that ensues between each Sasuke wanting to claim his boy. The cat usually wins. (Kitteh's got claws! Seriously, imagine this and try not have a d'aww moment. :P)

35. When Sai found out Sasuke was continually being beaten by a cat, he started making comments about the size of Sasuke's penis. When the Uchiha found out...well let's just say it actually is possible for Sai to grow paler than usual.

36. Surprisingly, Naruto is a very good driver. Sasuke, on the other hand, has almost killed someone on four separate occasions. He's got a ton of parking tickets too. The stereotype is evidently true in this case.

37. Sakura once asked the boys who would be the wife if they ever got married. Naruto immediately answered that it would be Sasuke. "He's prettier." Naruto explained while Sasuke simply smiled and nodded.

38. Guess which boy secretly enjoys wearing woman's underwear? Go on, guess! Give up? Both.

39. Teach an Uchiha to fish and he'll never go hungry again. Teach an Uzumaki to fish and you just killed the local industry. Congrats, asshole.

40. Once, Sasuke forgot Naruto's birthday. In revenge, Naruto transformed into Sakura during sex. Sasuke never made that mistake again. To this day he still can't look her straight in the eye without fidgeting uncomfortably while Naruto chuckles knowingly.

That's it for part two. Part three is already written as well so I guess I'll get to work typing that up now too. My personal favorite of this batch is #27 because you know its true! XD Let me know any comments/criticisms/favorites you have.