Mangary-
I was so awesome today! I got to go to my favorite strip bar, watch some hot chicks, and of course drink beer. Definitely worth the crapload of money I spent.
Anyway, why did you not reply to my letter? Let me guess, you and Roddy-boy when on a four-day honeymoon? I bet your wedding night sucked. I also bet he was awful in bed. Yeah, I so went there!
Okay, but really, not replying to my letter, not awesome. Not awesome at all. Did you really disobey me and destroy my letter? Why Mangary, why? I am really disgruntled by that.
I just realized that I never told you my second reason why I requested you to not destroy my letter. Well, the reason is