A/N: OMG THANK YOU GUYS! Such the awesome response for this ^_^ . I'm sitting in work messing around on my phone typing this, with my bad hand all trussed up.(Stupid tendons). So I present the next chapter.

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KC: Thanks for the review and the sympathy sweetie ^_^. Yes prankster Iruka is fabulous fun and I really don't know why I don't use him more often. Hope you enjoy the chapter.

April 'Fools'

Chapter Two: Revenge?

The next morning dawned bright and clear, the sun snaking it's way through the many side streets and back alleys, warming the ground as it spread. Slowly the village sprang into life, shinobi and civilian's alike rousing from their night of easy slumber.

Across the village in one of the numerous Jounin apartments Kakashi Hatake blinked awake and stretched languidly in his bed. The feeling of doom that had haunted him the night was thankfully now absent, it had taken him forever to fall asleep the night before because of it.

He frowned as he felt an unusual weight settled across his chest, but thought no more of it putting it down to cramped muscles from his mission the day before. It hadn't been particularly difficult (at least not for him) it had just been tiring and he was still feeling the effects now. Actually if he was perfectly honest he hadn't felt this weak and tired in quite some time, maybe he was coming down with something? It would explain why his chest felt so heavy, his head was throbing and why he felt so off balance.

Perhaps he'd ask Tsunade to give him a quick once over when he gave her the classified information that he'd left out of his report.

He gave a soft snort of amusement at that particular thought. Kakashi Hatake actually asking for medical attention? Had the apocalypse finally come and hell was freezing over?

Deciding to ignore his unusual ailment for the time being he began to complete his morning routine. Stretching once again he slipped out of bed and padded toward the bathroom intent on having a shave then a nice hot shower. Not really paying attention to his surroundings he pulled open his bathroom cabinet and fished out his razor and shaving foam. The cabinet slammed shut as Kakashi lathered his hand with the foam and he looked up into the mirror.

And stopped dead.

Mismatched eyes went very very wide e as he took in his reflection, a pale hand reaching up to touch the familiar but at the same completely foreign features.

His head reeling and somewhat afraid of what he might see Kakashi's gaze drifted downwards and froze as it focused on his chest area.

All around Konoha birds scattered and fled their nests as an unusually high pitched scream ripped through the village.

In another part of the village and blissfully unconscious Umino Iruka turned over in his bed and smiled evilly.

Tsunade had not slept well the night before, the anticipation at the stunt Iruka was going to pull had kept her mind constantly active and excited. So imagine the Hokage's disappointment when a hot-pink copy-ninja wasn't standing outside her office, frowning slightly she entered her office and took her seat behind the immense desk that dominated

most of the room.

Had Iruka chickened out? She seriously doubted it, the brunette was stubborn and commited once he set his mind to a task. Perhaps she was just being impatient but kami damn it she was so curious. Leaning a manicured hand against her cheek she let out a sigh, she truly loathed waiting.

Fortunately she wouldn't be waiting for long.

The blonde hadn't been in her office more than an hour when she heard a commotion outside the large window that lined the back of her office. Smirking the woman got to her feet and made her way down to the main entrance of the tower, knowing the fun was about to begin.

Raised voices echoed through the hallways of the Hokage tower and Tsunade found herself confused when she couldn't hear Kakashi's voice. There was certainly a lot of voices but none of them the distinctive lazy drawl of the copy-ninja. Feeling her good mood disipate in an instant the Hokage of Konoha threw open the main entrance doors and glared at the guards making all the noise.

"What the hell is going on here?"

The two shinobi's spun round fear obvious on their faces, Tsunade raised a tawny brow in waiting for the men's response.

"Er... Um this person was trying to gain access to the tower but they won't give us any information."

The blonde narrowed her eyes in confusion and looked beyind the two men. The indvidual in question was a young woman in her mid to late twenties clad in a standard shinobi uniform that appeared to be slightly to large in the shoulder area. She had a pretty face, fair skin and oddly spiked shoulder length silver hair that covered the left side of her face. The blonde frowned, she had never seen this woman before and Tsunade prided herself on at least being able to recognize the majority of Konoha's denizens and especially her own shinobi.

"Hokage-sama it is urgent that I speak with you immediately."

The woman's voice was soft and there was a hint of something familiar in the laid back tone.

"Who are you?"

The woman blushed slightly and looked away causing the long fringe to move slightly to the side revealing a familiar scar across a closed eye. Tsunade's mouth dropped open as the little pieces began to click into place and it took all of her professional integrity not to burst into hysterical laughter.

"Ka..."

The blonde was cut off as the silver-haired woman glared and scowled at her, the features clearly visible on the surprisingly unmasked face. The two shinobi gave their Hokage a worried look but she dismissed it with a wave of her hand.

"Would you two shinobi kindly escort this young lady to my office. I just have to run quick errand."

Kakash'si scowl deepened and the look in his... Her eye clearly stated that he... She wasn't impressed at being ditched. This was going to be confusing.

The two shinobi however stood to attention, the unmistakable blush of attracted embarrassment staining their cheeks. Again Tsunade fought down a laugh, it appeared the female Kakashi was already making an impression on her shinobi. This was certainly looking to be fun indeed.

The Hokage strode past her shinobi and out into the village, turning briefly to watch the disgruntled and clearly uncomfortable Kakashi being escorted to her office. This time she couldn't supress the snort of laughter as she watched the silver-haired man... woman flinched everytime one of the men touched or even gently brushed against him... Her.

Tsunade shook her head and took to the rooftops, she had a certain brunette Sensei to talk too.

Iruka had really out done himself this time.

~End Chapter Two~

A/N: The chapters for this are only gonna be short so I can hopefully get them out quickly. But then again it is me... If anyone has any idea's about what I can do to torment Kakashi some more please feel free to share. Reviewers shall receive oodles of love and hugs.