Hello! So this is the second bit in my little story.

It's the same situation, but this time in The Joker's POV. I had fun with this one, for obvious reasons.

Enjoy!

Love, Claire Napier

P.S. Someone asked me about the Joker's scent in the last part. I chose honey because the smell of it is strong yet sweet and the ghost of it sort of lingers after you've smelled it. Kind of like a certain green haired clown we know.

HaHahA…

I do believe I've just added another person to my list of fools that have fallen under my charm. And guess who it is this time? None other than Bruce Wayne! Yes, the big man himself. Oh joy of joys how lucky I am! And what a lovely little interlude we had. Let me tell you about it.

It was cold that day and the sky was the most annoying shade of grey. It would have looked better purple, but that is beside the point. I was out on a mid day stroll, taking in the sights, enjoying the people…

I may have also been looking for Batman, but that is, once again, beside the point.

Well, the walk began to get a touch boring so I decided to pause for a moment. As I walked I came across the perfect place. But, much to my dismay, someone was already there! The nerve of some people! I was about to . . . "fix" this problem, when he looked up at me. Just imagine my excitement when I saw who it was! I, of course, looked away, but not before seeing him tense at the sight of me.

Sure, I was wearing a hat and a coat, but you simply cannot disguise this type of beauty, my friend. Anyway, I paid his sudden hostility no mind and continued over to a pole on the right side of him. I just stood by it and looked straight ahead, trying to look innocent. It was quite challenging to stand there without saying anything, but I did it. If only my dear Batman could have seen my self control!

While I was standing there minding my own business, I could feel his eyes on me. I could practically hear his mind spinning. That's when I decided to give him what he wanted.

Before he could even blink, I turned and flashed him the biggest grin I could muster. The look on his face was priceless. He even jumped a little. Oh boy was I having fun with this. It may not have been as fun as toying with Batsy, but this was definitely up there.

After a moment with the "deer-in-the-headlights" look plastered all over his face, he straightened and tried to look serious. I couldn't help but let out a little laugh. Oh how the tables had turned.

Apparently the poor thing couldn't stand still, because he then moved to lean against the railing. He had also leaned in closer to me. Aw, little Brucey wanted to get closer to me. I do hope he realizes that I am completely and utterly taken by Batman. Even if Batman doesn't know it yet…

But, back to sweet little Brucey. This was becoming way too much for me to handle. I tried as hard as I could to hide my enjoyment, bending my head down and biting my lip. But why hide a smile?

I turned my head to look at him only to find his eyes closed a look of sheer ecstasy on his face. This new cologne was working wonders. I'd have to send Harley to get me more. After a while I decided to go. Who was I to interrupt his little moment?

I turned as quietly as I could, walked back down the sidewalk, and turned the corner. I stole a quick glance at him before I rounded the corner only to find him desperately looking around as if he had lost something. I spent the whole walk home laughing harder than I had in weeks.

Later that night I saw my dear Batsy. He seemed dazed by my presence. I tried to grab his attention, but he seemed vague and uninterested. His eyes had an odd emotion in them that I had never seen before. He was not acting like the Batsy I had come to know and love at all! After one last try, I finally gave up and left, disappointed.

Maybe I'm not being straightforward enough?

Well, I may not have gotten my goodnight kiss, but eventually I will woo my dearest.

I hear he likes the color red.

-J

These two stories were kind of a prequel so to speak of my actual full fledged BatmanxJoker story.

Just thought it'd be a good idea to give you a glance into my characterizations of them.

Look forward to seeing you all again soon! The story will be put on here within the next few days.

Love, Claire Napier