Heres chapter two read and review[that rymed….kinda.

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Next day 5:30

Setting:Dinning room table

"ahhh. Refreshing I slept well did'nt you guys"tenten

"Um, no you and rapey mcgee over there were slamming that bed against the wall so har—"Sasuke

"Haha jelous Uchila he"Neji

"No! Im tiered..ring RING RING

"Yo dobe answer it!"Sasuke

"Fine …teme…

Hello.

Naruto?

Granny Tsunade hi!

Don't call me that ok listen your first job starts in one hour a limo will be outside in 10mins you will chag in the limo ok.

Yea

Oh and tell everyone to wear black pants

Huh why

Don't question me brat

What ever…HAG

WHAT WAS THAT!!!

Um Nothing…Bye

click

"Hey guys that was hokage-sama she said to wear black pants and oh right a limo will be outside in 10 minutes"

[EVERYONE. Ok

Outside.

"Naruto were is that damned limo its freezing"Sakura

"Well no one told you wear that tube top"Shikamaru

"You should talk your girlfriend is the ultimate skank heehee"Sakura

"Yeah he is right cover up"Sasuke

"Jeze what are you gay Uchila a practiacally nude girl is in frount of you and you say cover up.. man I knew you were gay with Uzumaki.Neji

"Shut up Hyuuga I don't disrespect woman"Sasuke

"Hey hey homiez Lee b diz own(down) wit dao sniches and hoes"Lee

"SHUT UP FREAK THE LIMO IS HERE"Hinata

At WacDonalds.

"What I have pride Im not working here"Ino

"Too bad we need the money now get behind the conter an d take orders."(Shikamaru)

Ino's Shift

Welcome to Wac Donald what do you want?

Um Um Um

Choji is that you?

INO heehee you work here?

Shut what do you want fatty?

Well numbers 1-13

WOW your disgusting….um that's 54.23

WHAT!!! Just get the food

SECURITY!! HELP

[security kicks him out

Ino why did you do thatshika

Because shik if I took that order I would have missed my break.

[sigh

Lee's shift

Yo Kiba waz uppy yo

Ew lee listen get me a—

Yo dawg i like dat hoody Imma jack dat stuff from you

Um no ok Lee listen I need a cheeseburger—

Wat is dat rocawear or phat farm?

Um I don't know LISTEN I'M hungary lemme get a—

I aint workin da man tryin ti keep a brotha down okay so no food for yo azz holla

Fine im leaving

Neji's shift

….

Um hello?

What do you want?

To order lunch

Little girl if you order that little hamburger or ice cream you will eat more and more become a fat prostitute and have no friends.

Wh-whatsniff

Sorry but it is your destiny

Mommy!!

[runs off crying

Next in line

Hey Neji

Hinabi, what do you want

A sundae

Too bad

What???!!

No you will not get one because you are main house and I automatically hate you. You are lucky I don't try to kill you like I did Hinata. In fact if I made you that treat I would spit in it because I hate you. Do you know what it is like to be a caged bird well let me explain this mark on my forehe—

[snore…slob

Hinabi wake up!

Oh sorry can I have the sundae or not

Did you listen to me?

Yeah you said somerhing about um…maged heads or …

CAGED BIRD!!!

Oh so about that sundae

NO

Fine Im gonna tell daddy to get you a billion cursed seals and a fat one on you butt

Hn. I don't care

Arg.. Im leaving…LEG SHAVER!!!

how does she know

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