From a story about sex and misery (inside joke. you'll find out later) to one about sex and ROCK!
The story is The Girls in the Band by O.N. Labbit
To the tune of "Icky Thump" by The White Stripes
http://www . youtube . com/watch?v=5roz5-wdjBg
Saw the girls in the band
'Came a fan
Understand
That they're more than a pretty show
Rocking bass
Thumping drums
And her voice
Makes me want
To hear their songs on the radio
Ren's dead
Affecting Alice's head
Lying sad
In her bed
But they don't know
Gonna give the job of singer to a girl
That's never held a microphone
Patchy Frost After Three
Can't believe
Had a gig
They were nervous but were ready to go
They went in Alice's room
She had a bottle of pills
Bloodshot stare
Almost dead
Lying there
On a watch
Day and night
They were terrified
That she'd suicide
Don't want her to die
Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Bitchy Indian
Got nothing better to do?
You shouldn't hate her just cause
She thinks that she loves you
You love her too
You know you do
Even Alice can see there's something between you two
Boyfriend Sam is to blame
For the pain
Pushed her down
On the ground
And didn't bother to help
Left for days
With just the bugs and the pain
Got up
And learned how to take care of herself