*walks in with a box of pretzels* Want some? *places box on table*

Where are my manners? Hello, lovely reader! 'Tis I!

*Gets a rock to the head* Yeah, Yeah, Yeah... roll the tape...

DIsClaiMer: hAsnt CHangEd m8


2.1.) The Actor

We practice the skit all night last night and now it was time to do it!

Rin, Miku, Len, and I all day on the couch while Luka was watching Black Butler in a chair of her own. Len took the remote and turned it up.

It was time...

"Hey, turn SpongeBob on!" I said to Len.

"Fuck no! SpongeBob is for the weak!" Len replied and kept his eyes on the TV.

Miku and I gasped. "SPONGEBOB IS NOT FOR THE WEAK!" We replied.

We stood up and got ready for the next act. Miku held Len by his shoulders and I held him by his feet.

"LET HIM GO! ONLY TRUE MEN WATCH BLACK BUTLER!" Rin yelled as she got up.

"TO THE GARBAGE SHOOT!" I shouted and Miku and I wobbled over to the kitchen.

"Wait!" Luka called after us as she caught up. "Violence is never the answer!" She explained to us.

We set Len down then laughed. "And scene," I said and joined.

"What?" Luka asked.

"It was a joke we were playing on you!" Miku exploded and fell to the ground.

Luka's face grew hot. "NOT FUNNY, REI!" She yelled and stamped off.

My face suddenly became sad.

Cross being an actor for her off my list.. Why am I even still trying?


2.2.) The Fashionista

I know I was going to regret this SO MUCH, but Miku INSISTED on making me do this.

I walked in catwalk style in the living room where everyone was at, including Luka. Miku was by my side in a matching outfit.

"How do we look?" I asked as I flipped the scarf around my neck.

Everyone looked at us. I suddenly became nervous.

"You look very-" Luka was going to say, but got cut off by HIM.

"You two look like dorks who are trying to look cool!" HE said in between laughs

Luka looked at HIM for a second and scooted away.

I looked at Miku and she looked at me. We walked away with our heads down until we got back to Miku's room.

Cross fashionista off my list, even though Miku practically put it on there herself


2.3.) The Tsundere

Rin suggested this to my because she said it was how she got Len, even though they aren't together... Sometimes I wonder what's going on in that twisted, little head of her's...

I sat on the couch next to Luka and breathed a heavy sigh as I crossed my arms and looked away from her. I felt a heavy blush settle in on my face for a second.

Luka looked at me. "Is something wrong, Rei? You look like you have a fever!" Luka said to me.

I looked away. "JEESH, Luka, you're so dense!" I said in angrily manner, even though I wasn't really angry...

"Um... You HAVE been acting strange around me lately, and the others... Are you sure you're ok?" She asked.

I stood up and was ready for the big wammy. "W-w-well, it's not like I LIKE you or anything, BAKAAAA!" I said and ran to my room.

Nice going, Rei...

I soon fell ill with a 101.2 F fever. I couldn't do anything to get Luka for a WEEK!

Well... Cross off Tsundere off my list, even though Rin added it.

I swear, if Len comes in through that door then I'm going To SCREAM.


2.4.) The Playboy

Of course... Not soon after, Len came in and said "ACT LIKE A PLAYBOY!" My response was "I'm not you" he seemed hurt, then told me he was going to cuddle with his lamp... Weird...

But, I decided to give it a try anyway...

I'm sorry, Miku and Rin...

I sat on the couch with Luka on the chair watching Black Butler and Len joining her.

Then came in Miku and Rin, they both cuddled up against me and said, "Rei-sama~! Let's go to your room an play~!"

WHOOOOOOOA! I didn't know they were like THAT!

"Of course, ladies, let us go and play in my room!" I replied.

They both giggled.

We got up, then still attached to me, until we got to my room. They both sat on the bed and said, "What now?"

"Anyone up for some Jenga?" I asked as I got out a kit.

Suddenly, Rui came in. "Me too?" She asked.

We began a Jenga game and had lots of fun without Len and Luka...

Later, Len reported to me that Luka was happy I had left because her favorite character just died and I wouldn't understand what was going on. Len said his favorite character died, too...

Well, cross playboy off my list... WHY ISN'T ANYTHING WORKING?!


Well, folks. *eats last pretzel* Ima just leave sum suspense..

*walks away and leaves you thirsty because of the salty pretzels... so salty...*