"What up un?" The blond man ho grinned. TenTen, Ino and Choji all looked at the man slut behind them. "Hello Deidara." Ino and TenTen looked at each other, talking in unison. Choji gave a head nod and continued eating his pickle flavored chips. "So what do you want?" Ino asked, somewhat amused that he picked her group of all people to talk to. "Nothing just bored. Got no one to hang with now hn." He jumped down and took a seat in the bleachers right above the three.

"Hm, must suck for you." TenTen remarked, returning to grooming Ino's long blond hair.

"So what are you guys up to yah?"

"Nothing really, just killing time." Ino remarked glancing up at the other blonde. He grinned at her and reached for her hair, rubbing it through his fingers. TenTen growled at him and slapped his hand away. "No! You no touchy!"

"Sheesh, what are you? Her keeper yah?" Deidara pulled back and looked at the red mark on his hand. 'Damn, she slapped me like I was going to poison her or something.' He thought. TenTen looked at him again with an irritated look in her eyes. "Yes, as a matter of fact I am." Deidara's face grew into a look that said exactly what he did. "How did that happen hn."

Ino sighed "Out of all the most terrifying things in this world, the top dog would be TenTen with PMS," TenTen opened her mouth to bark back but Ino continued 'That and she is my best friend after all." TenTen closed her mouth, regained her composure and continued to brush Ino's hair. Deidara stared at the two boredly and after a few minutes asked "So can I feel it un?"

"No!" TenTen barked!

"Can I ya?"

"No!"

"Can I hn?"

"NOOOO!"

"Can I please un?"

"NOOOOO!"

"Can -?"

"NOOOOOO!" TenTen roared, stabbing the spiked comb tip at his genitals. "Gah! Hell no, don't touch my boys yah!" The male blonde jumped away, shoved Choji, and took a seat on the other side of Ino. He grinned at her and blew her a kiss. "So what are you doing later beautiful yah?" Ino blushed. "TenTen and I were going to go see a movie actually." "Which one un?" he ginned, rubbing his hand through her bangs. TenTen glared at him.

"Actually, Deidara," She flashed him a smile and continued. "That's none of your business, but….. I'll tell you one thing." "And that would be what hn?" The male blond asked slightly annoyed. TenTen's smile grew to a large cheeky one and she replied "I would put my vote down for Deidara Must Die."Deidara gave her a sour look, while Ino on the other hand, was laughing. As for poor Choji, he was still mentally piecing the joke together. "Wait…..must die….must die…Oh! John Tucker Must Die!" After finally coming to that conclusion in his mind he too joined in on the laughter.

Rolling his eyes, Deidara sighed and changed the subject. "Anyways call me if you want to hang out sometime." Deidara winked at her and pulled out a black ink pen from his pocket. Gently grabbing her hand, he wrote his number on the back of her hand.

Ino stared at the number he wrote on her hand.

Deidara placed his hand on her thigh and rubbed it a bit, saying "Gimme a call when you wanna have fun lovely." Removing his hand, he stood up and, seductively winking at Ino, jumped over the railing fo the bleachers. TenTen muttered "Jackass" at him as he snuck out the gym side doors and cut the remainder of school.

Ino glanced down at the number on her hand and gave a little smirk as TenTen returned to combing her hair. "This could be fun." She thought.

Quick notes about this story.

I have no idea where I'm going with this.

This will be a very slow-to-update story seeing as I only write on it when I have writers block for my other stories.

Odds are that the majority (if not all) of the chapters will be short so please bear with me if you will.

Im not going to ask you to review such short chapters, just review every 3 or so or wait till the end to review. Whatever you would rather do.

Thanks,

~HornyWolf