The Mishap: (i. Karin)
"Hmph," A raven haired man with some sort of funky hairstyle from Japan is kind of cute, spiky, shiny & jet black. He's handsome; snarky, I've been watching his back for a while now because the line is slow as hell. I'm waiting in line for the gambling machines and so is he, I believe so.
It's a long line, which I hadn't wished to step in as it's a dreadful wait in high heels.
There's racket in the background noise with coins clinking together and the smell of money rising up in the room.
"Who the hell are you?" I take a second look and I see him again, edging my eyebrows, though it's been years since I've seen him in America if I think it's him, I might be mistaken as I've also met him in Japan and dear god, what the fuck is he doing here? The last time I had worked with him for the Orochimaru Corporations in Japan and he was Orochimaru's favorite. The damned pedophile favors pretty boys and man made out of Jell-O. (At least their brains are).
"Oi, Sasuke, this is a nice looking lady. Would you fuck her?"
"Suigetsu, do me a favor and shut the hell up," He turns to look around towards me and gives a second look to make sure it was 'Redhead'.
"Karin? Redhead?"
"Hello Uchiha," What I wanted to say is "Fuck you", but I'm playing nice, nice enough to not let him shit his pants this time, because going easy is always a handy way to fuck with this arrogant, dumbshit of an asshole. Pardon my French, it's not really like me at all.
He makes me crazy.
"Hello Redhead,"
"If you keep on calling me that I swear I'll-"
"Don't bite your tongue," he smirks.
"No seriously Sas-" Suigetsu takes a look, "Oh, glasses lady. Nice ass." –in this comment I got he was for sure looking up my shorts.
"Nice penis."
"How can you-"
"Walk away, just walk away Suigetsu,"
"I can hear you whispering, Uchiha."
"Oh hell no," He steps out of line.
"That is seriously your loss, and it's not my responsibility to save your spot in line, nor is it Suigetsu's,"
"Tch, I can totally see it in your eyes, Karin, that you did someth-"
I kick Suigetsu's shin.
"Your little friend is kidding around, his comedy act never gets old, you know. He's one of a kind, that lovable furball." I nudge him in the elbow and giggle. "We'll talk about this incident later."
He stares, and then agrees with my signal after Sasuke turns his head away for that moment.
Guys like Sasuke Uchiha are troubling, so I've made myself distant and far away as possible because there's no way in hell that I'll ever, ever, ever fall in love with the likes of him.
1 (First impression): I remember Sasuke's a heartbreaker to most women as I've heard it many times before, and stops them from opening themselves up to him, guys like him cannot be able to allow themselves their own pleasures because they're bastards. I'm mistaken. He makes good pleasures, not wise choices. Therefore, he's a dumbass. This was my first impression.
It's kind of taking your first lick of your chocolate mint icecream cone, and you can't get enough of it after that one lick, Sasuke does the same. He mesmerizes women with his minty taste, one lick after another before they notice he's gone.
That was a really bad metaphor. Moving on to number two…
2. (Second impression): He's screwed in the head. I don't know if someone fucked him really badly while having sex in bed, and that somehow made him uncomfortable around woman or what, but there's something in there that seems suspicious. It's not anything like a coconut falling on top of his head and him having short term memory loss, he remembers everything. I'm not fed with his bullshit, I'm smarter than that. At least smarter than Haruno and Yamanaka.
I've worked with the guy for so many years, I can read his little head. If you see the every day and believe the crap where they say, "One apple a day keeps the doctor away," since it's because of him that I'm in therapy.
I've had a past with this guy but he's thrown me like trash while working in the Corporations with him. There's only one tiny difference from the rest of the females and myself, and which, he treats me a bit stranger than other females. Especially Suigetsu, that asswipe is going to tempt me to stick his eyes so far up his ass, he can watch me kicking it.
3. (Third impression): He's cute and has a nice smile and his eyes are dark but they also shine when he looks into my eyes and I feel his breath on mine- and, damnit. Pft, not like I want to fuck the guy.
4. (Last impression for now): He's Sasuke and I want nothing do with him.
"Damnit Karin, this is your fault and you also hold full responsibility for me cutting out of line because you enjoyed my pain and the burns you brought me playing with my head-" There's that smirk again. "Nice try, jackass."
"Heh," he smirks. "Dinner?"
"Excuse me?"
"I'll make it up to you."
"Do I need to repeat myself with the "Nice try, jackass"?"
"Seriously, I'll make it up to you. We're all civilized adults now, aren't we? There's no reason we should hold everything against me,"
"That's sweet, really."
"Here's my room number," He hands me a piece of notebook paper and smiles. I swear that if this guy could, he'd carry a fucking printer and stick it up his ass.
I know his game, he's not interested in females and I believe he might be somewhat homosexual or Sasuke-oriental.
"What are you expecting me to do, just walk over there and-"
Three hours later after gambling I'm in front of his door. Oh, what a clever move Karin.
I stick my fist up in front of his door, and hesitate. Oh shit, am I actually doing this?
I can't even tell if this is a five star hotel or a dream apartment.
The hallway looks like glass. It's fragile, like it could have easily been broken, or stolen away. Red walls, dim lights, fake plants, fish tanks. How could this bastard afford this and deserve it?
I go back to the hesitant thought where I actually knock on the door and let him take me out for dinner because I'm cheap and starving.
My hand is still on the door, but it is facing my palms, and I touch it tenderly and let my hand rest there for a moment.
I'm sighing now and-
"Hello Miss I'm Going to Dinner with Uchiha Sasuke," –the door opens, of course.
"Don't show me your room is decorated with rice and ramen noodles,"
"Ha ha, no. It's American, just like you are,"
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
"Come in,"
I step in. It's messy, but clean. Mixed in with room service and jock straps as well as Spiderman boxers, and a couple of Shakira boxes imprinted on the back side. How attractive.
"Jesus! Your room stinks,"
"That's Suigetsu, actually."
"Your pet rat? What a surprise,"
"Manners, Karin,"
"Where'd you like to go, Reddie?" Suigetsu barges into the room.
"Suigetsu, you're not coming." Sauske says, I see his eyes move to a "Stay the fuck out of it".
"Are you serious, Sasuke? If you're alone with her she'll-"
"Hold on a second, Karin," he gives a sly smile and walks to the other room.
A/N: FANDOM CRRAAACKKKK . I'm hoping you enjoy this so far. The reason they're most likely to seem so out of character is because this is also for mature readers and I do like swearing. So I'm possibly biased. Probably and most definitely.
I also wanted to approach more to Sasuke's snarky side and have a realistic approach on the characters outside of the Anime/Manga (which is not going as planned, however; I do believe Karin & Sasuke share this bond they try to hide from eachother so it's a bit awkwardddd~), as intended to be actual people.
I'm thinking they'd act a bit differently than in the Japanese cartoon. So that's why .
As for Karin, I'm kind of in a Pissy!Karin mood 'cos she's just so so cute to pass up and ahh _;. But as the story develops, her character will develop just as in the Manga. So watch out for that.
PS: I also wanted to make Sasuke an asshole, which he is. He also has no problem with that. At all.
PSS: Karin does not approve.
ALSO, COULD YOU TELL? I LIKE BICKERING COUPLES.
And, Sasuke is so smooth with the ladies C:!