The booming farts of Skpper and Private

by Sonicbronyuniversez

Disclaimer: I watched the show when I was about ten or something and I liked it a lot. I also took a huge fondness for the movie, which I think is even better than the show. I just always felt that Skipper would be good for farting, as he's pretty chubby in his own way. He's also the serious leader and all that crap. I got Private farting a lot too after his fart in the movie.

2. Gas bathing

The booming farts of Skipper and Private

Chapter two: Gas bathing

Scene cuts to the penguins lying down on beach chairs on the base roof while seeming to enjoy themselves.

"This sure is nice boys." Skipper implied. "Just the four of us relaxing on this here open roof, nothing to lose." Skipper felt his stomach growl and lifted his butt the side the others aren't on, letting loose a three second fish fart (brrrrraaaaat). "And my butt can (spanks butt) rip, (spanks butt again) all, (spanks butt one last time) day!" Private sighed as he then felt his stomach growling while trying to hold in his gas. He failed to do so however and released a five second rotten egg fart, making a yellow cloud. (pfffffffffft). Kowalski gagged and wafted the fart away with rico fainting upon it. Private blushed with Skipper then putting his fin up. "Nice fart soldier."

Skipper and Private hi fived with Kowalski and Rico heading on inside. "If you don't mind Skipper, Private, we'll be heading in now to avoid your foul stenches."

"Understandable." Skipper replied. "Just keep in mind that it might not smell good when you come back out here." Kowalski and Rico headed back into the lair with Skipper looking at Private. "Wanna have a fart off?" Private became surprised by Skipper's offer as Skipper then pinned Private to the ground, sitting on him and ripping a three second liver fart (brrrrruuuuup). Skipper arched his butt back and released a three second fish fart (pffffft). Skipper then grunted as he cracked a five second garlic fart (bllllllllllaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrp).

Private pushed Skipper off of him and jumped over him, letting loose a three second fish fart (pffffft). Private landed behind Skipper and then ripped a five second rotten egg fart, which pushed Skipper right up (brrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuup). "Guess my butt isn't any weaker than yours, is it Skipper?"

"Soldier, I never said that, but if you're challenging me then I accept once this cloud goes away." Skipper then gave a serious face. "But keep in mind. My butt can take any burn, and release any size stinker." The camera panned to Skipper's butt as he then let off a rotten egg and fish fart (pfft).

Skipper landed with him and Private liking where this was going and releasing and ripping multiple rotten egg, fish, and meaty farts, eventually surrounding the lair with a yellow cloud, starting with Skipper, then Private, and then it continued in that pattern, with both of them having their noses burn, but also liking it as their butts let rip and let the bombs fly and surround them (pfffffffffft) (phhhhhhhhhht) (brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat) (brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup) (bllllllllllaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrp) (phhhhhhhhhht) (brrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaat) (bllllllllllaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrp) (pfffffffffft) (brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat).

Skipper then got a massive stomach growl and pinned Private to the ground, forcing him to sit as he put his butt up to his face. Skipper then ripped a loud, bassy, and massivly reeking rotten egg fart that lasted for two full minutes and surrounded the whole zoo; it reeked so bad it made everyone who smelt it have their noses burned. (BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP).

Skipper and Private look around to see everyone gagging, passing out, wafting away, coughing upon, or trying to hide from their farts. They then pointed their butts at the screen and ripped three second fish farts to close off the chapter (brrrrruuuuup).