A/N: It … has … been … a month … since I've uploaded anything! Fanfic dot net is sooooo evil sometimes. But if it weren't for this site, none of you would be reading this … Now we will see what really *wink wink* goes on in the Orgy meetings heh heh heh :D btw, if you haven't figured it out my main pairings are AkuRoku and Zemyx (and someday soon I'll have my Zemyx fic about why Liel and Dem being bored is a bad thing ^^) [(Also, aside from that I mostly do Axel and Roxas pairings)] And, it'd be best if no one asked about my Furuba fanfic (but that has nothing to do with Kingdom Hearts so moving on …) Basically everything I said in the first chap apply here as well and the rating will stay T until I come up with some random Orgy meeting that will have to be M for some strange reason … I'm babbling aren't I? Please don't throw food at me I'M SORRY! *runs away crying*

Disclaimer: I is not be owning the epicness that is Axel's sexines-I mean Kingdom Hearts …

Warnings: some swearing (not much), perviness, munny problems, complaining, pranking Marluxia … the usually stuff that comes out of the black hole of insanity that is K-CM's mind *runs off to find a Unicorn named Sparkles … then a friend for sparkles named Fred*

KH: Organization Meetings 2: Munny

There they were, sitting the large white room with the high up chairs (except for Xion but, you know …) demonstrating their superiority to the somebodies-the real people. In the highest chair, of course, sat Xemnas. The number I of the Organization, now filled with XV members. Each differing in age, appearance, power, and personality. From the calmest members to the most rowdy *looks to the youngest members pointedly*. Here, these members discuss plans, missions, and goals. And, of course, how they can achieve Kingdom Hearts … or, well, that's what's supposed to happen

"What did Mansex drag us here for now?" Marluxia yawned.

Xemnas shot a glare at him for calling him that … nickname.

"We're discussing the steady increase in Heartless in this meeting …" Saïx informed everyone.

"So basically you pulled us in here … for nothing," Xigbar stated.

Saïx looked ready to rip his other eye out but Xemnas gave them both looks that called for their silence. Both obliged, though Saïx obediently and Xigbar grudgingly.

"Well, what do you suggest we do?" Xaldin asked, a little impatiently.

"For starters," Saïx explained, "No more doubling up on missions for a while; and your workloads will be increased."

Everyone groaned loudly at that, mostly grumbling about how they don't get paid enough as it is.

"I've barely got enough munny to keep myself up, and you're trying to make me work harder for the same wage? Why don't you just turn me into a dusk or something instead?" Marly complained.

"That can be arranged," Saïx mumbled. Marluxia's eyes widened then narrowed at the comment.

"I didn't even know we got paid. I feel so screwed over …" Lielex pouted.

"What? We get paid?" Demyx yelled. Everyone just stared at him. Then Axel pulled munny out of his pocket.

"See this Dem? It's what Mansex gives us when we go out to do missions," he said, holding the munny in his hand with an 'are you retarded?' look on his face. Xemnas' eye was twitching.

"Well how come I never see it?" Demyx asked, irritated.

"Maybe because you never go on your missions and when you do, it's almost always recon …" Saïx said calmly and menacingly.

"Hmm … I can't escape the feeling that I've been screwed over too though …"

Xemnas got fed up and just threw munny and Dem and Liel, yelling at Demyx to just shut up.

"Heehee," was Lielex's response as she clutched at her munny with a greedy expression.

"That still doesn't help our under paid status," Roxas grumbled.

"Yeah," Xigbar agreed, "If we get harder missions, we should totally get paid more!"

"Yeah right," Axel scoffed, "You know how these cheapskates are anyway."

"How did this turn into a debate about salary?" Xemnas sighed.

"When scarface said we were getting paid the same measly amount of munny as before."

"What do we really need munny for though?" Xion asked.

"Hey, moogle shops aren't cheap y'know," Axel replied.

"Yeah, just synthesizing sucks me dry," Roxas sighed.

Axel licked his lips and leered at Roxas. "I know what I wanna suck dry …"

Everyone was twitching by then, except for Marluxia who looked like he was in need of a camera. Unfortunately for him, Roxas just rolled his eyes.

"You perv," he said while Axel just laughed.

"Okay, so Xig, what kinda missions are we talking about here? Cause I have to say, I've been on about fifteen missions, eight of them involving fighting unidentified, giant Heartless and I haven't seen a cent in my hand until today …" Lielex griped.

"Those would count. But you handled them right?" Xigbar smirked. Liel just sighed.

"Just barely …"

"Has anyone noticed that we came here to talk about the increasing Heartless and we ended up talking about munny?" Zexion asked quietly.

"True, we should get back to the topic at hand …" Saïx sighed.

"Yes, please. When we don't, these meetings always end in chaos," Xemnas said.

"I have a feeling this one'll end in chaos anyway …" Luxord said bluntly. Everyone turned to stare at him with questions in their eyes. Well … until they followed his pointing finger which directed their eyes to the sight Axel who had sometime ago materialized into Roxas' chair and was currnely holding the blonde in his lap and covering him in hickeys.

Xemnas cleared his throat, though no to get their attention since they were too busy with each other to notice much else. The rest turned back to Xemnas, some trying to sneak peeks at the couple, others ignoring them entirely.

"Look, right now isn't the time for pay raises. Long story short, I'm too busy and there's too much work to do. I'll get your munny to you someday, now kindly do me the favor of getting out of my face," Xemnas growled.

Everyone stared for a moment before Saïx leaned forward out of his chair.

"Shoo …"

Then everyone noisily started disappearing out of their seats via dark corridor, complaining about how uncertain Xemnas' proposal was. Demyx and Zexion were left with the task of separating the entangled bodies of Axel and Roxas. It was certainly a painful process not to mention life threatening seeing as Axel was ready to torch someone (no one?) for making him stop touching his blonde. After some consoling words, or really Zexion yelling for him to calm the fuck down, they returned to the almost empty gray area, where Lielex was waiting for them.

"Another Orgy meeting gone berserk …" Axel sighed, plopping down on a grey couch with Roxas. Zexion and Demyx were on the couch perpendicular to them and Lielex stood between the two couches.

"Wait a moment … Axel, you and Roxas didn't really complain all that much about the munny-thing," Lielex pointed out, narrowing her eyes at the two and silently demanding answers.

"I save my munny," Roxas said while at the same time Axel said "I mooch off Xigbar …"

"And he doesn't kill you?" Zexion asked, not really all that interested.

"Nah, he just makes me do his harder missions. Stuff like what you've been getting, though they're hardly new-comer missions," he stated, looking at Lielex.

"So I am getting screwed over!" she yelled.

They all nodded their heads solemnly.

"What's up with this hell-hole?" she grumbled.

"Grueling hard labor, low pay, and no entertainment whatsoever," Axel laughed.

"Then what the hell do you do for fun in this place? And don't you dare mention anything about your relationships or I'll gut you with a butter knife!" Lielex threatened while the others stiffened before relaxing a bit when they realized she was only joking. (Was she?)

"Alright … pranks are always fun …" Axel offered.

"I've always wanted to shave Luxord's face just to see what would happen …" Roxas smirked while Demyx laughed.

"He'd probably die," Axel said before leaning over slightly to think.

"Or we could always cut locks out of Marluxia's hair then uproot his flowers and replace them with it," Lielex suggested.

They all stared before bursting into laughter (excluding Zexion who looked mildly amused yet disturbed at the same time) and agreeing with her.

"What are you all doing?"

They froze and turned to see … Saïx.

At least it wasn't Marluxia. He would've scalped them all using the blunt edge of his scythe.

"Um … entertaining ourselves?" Axel said.

"… Get back to work," Saïx deadpanned.

"Fine," they all groaned in unison.

*Behind the Scenes*

Lielex: That … was an interesting meeting.

Axel: Yeah, now you know why we all hate this place.

Zexion: *nodding vaguely*

Demyx: Oh! Should we tell them what happened with Marly?

Zexion: He vowed to murder us all in our sleep.

Axel: It was hilarious!

Roxas and Lielex: *LOLLING*

Marluxia: There you are you little bastards!

All: RUUUUUUUN!

FIN

SEK-CMA/N: And there you have it. The second Orgy meeting, and there are many more where that came from. And yes, I am fully aware that the Heartless drop munny when you kill them but for topic purposes, the members are all paid by Xemnas. Speaking of that, I went around asking for topics and so far the ones I've used are Introductions, Munny, Animals, Space, and Houses. Yep, they're random and just what I need for an Orgy meeting gone wrong. So, I want YOU:

to be the lucky person to give me a random Orgy meeting topic. Okay, so really anyone can give me a topic but it can be about any random thing not having to do with current events and I'll find some way to work it into a chapter. But you see, there's a magical button that has this nice little word on it. It says review. And your reviews are the pot-o-gold to my rainbow, the sun to my shine, the cos to my play, the Axel to my Roxas … you get what I mean. Please, review. Pwease? And just type in the first thing that pops into your head (seriously though, no current events). TTFN.