Stargate: Endless Empire

Summary:

Alexander the GREAT... no not the emperor of old but the present day prodigy that got nowhere in life and can't even get a date is selected by a group of R.O.B.'s with a few others to entertain them. Given a Reality jumping "Stargate Puddle Jumper" to do anything he could want as long as it entertains his Patron and the other R.O.B.'s.

A Mary Sue, AU, AR, Crack Multiverse fanfiction... Just for fun, Practice, Kicks and giggles...

I would give it a almost M rating do to language, violence, etc., no lemons though there may be descriptions or mention's of it happening.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author of this story. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any previously copyrighted material. No copyright infringement is intended. Warning: I've been known to have spelling and grammar issues throughout any story I have written. I am working on improving my skills in writing. It has Greatly dropped since I Worked on Mythical Legends my online web novel. I'm currently working on improving but it will take some time.

A/N:

Thanks for all the comments and reviews. This Chapter felt more like a filler when writing but it was to get the story going so it seems drawn out before the next chapter when it really kicks off. And sorry if something seem's pointless towards the end of the chapter. (SPOILER: it was a combination of the stress and everything getting to him along with the Ancient repository slowly being processed in his mind)

Chapter Two: Tech Grab

~Previously~

"she said I could do anything I wanted..." I smiled to myself as a plan began to form in my mind. I began to head to the dark side of the moon.

'first I'll head to the Stargate Universe to get my hands on the Asgard Core and Janus's time travel components for my puddle jumper. Then from there...'

after reaching the dark side of the moon I started up the jump drive.

"Well... here goes nothing." I pressed the necessary button and a rift opened up the puddle jumper entering at a descent speed.

Stargate Universe 003

"Shit... Shit." I weaved my Jumper back and fourth dodging shots from two F-302. Things have been going great. I managed to raid Area 51 for a few zats, a cloaking device, and a mimic device in my first SG Universe with no problems thanks to the Alterans/Lanteans portable life signs detector from the puddle jumper.

I then headed for Atlantis that had recently just landed on earth. Sneaking in was easy to a degree with all the air traffic and unfamiliar detection technology but dodging scientists and military personnel inside was another matter.

I looked for Janus's secret Laboratory though I did take a few hours looking around. I even got to see the gate room and conference room they used in the TV series. After another few area's of search I found their converted armory grabbing one of their radio's to listen in to their security channels.

Once I reached the lowest levels of the main tower I finally found Janus lab. Luckily no one was inside the lab at the time so I snuck in and looked at the computers still wondering how I could read Lantean script like it was my first language.

Most of the technology had been removed by Stargate program or expedition but the computers still had all his designs and research. After fiddling around with the computer a bit learning the basics of how to operate it I linked it to my puddle jumper and began to dump as much data as I could into my repository.

Eventually I heard someone talking in the hall so I quickly Cloacked while leaving the computer to its work. Moving to the corner I watch as Dr. Rodney Mckay walked in with Shepard talking about something that he found on the computers that would be useful. Rodney stopped though as he neared one of the computer spotting the counsel I used with a progress bar over 60% of the way done with text and images fly by in the background.

Rodney quickly rushed over Shepard following behind with a confused look.

"What's this?" Shepard asked turning from the screen to Rodney.

"i not sure... SOMEONE is downloading the databanks to an off site location." Rodney answered while typing away.

"Who would..." Shepard began but Rodney interrupted, "And I'm Locked out."

Shepard quickly began to raise his radio pressing a button to contact someone but before he could say anything I fired a Zat into his back. Rodney jumped at the sound before turning unable to catch Shepard before he hit the ground.

I looked at the Counsel as Rodney stared at me, "78% that is fast for that amount of information."

Rodney shakily asked, "Who are you? What do you want."

I thought for a moment wondering if I should just shoot him with the Zat. Well I would be out of this reality soon anyways, "Well Dr. Mckay I'm a reality hopper gathering thing's that interest me."

Rodney's eye's widened, "You wont get away with this."

I sighed, 'why did I even open my mouth', "I'm sorry Dr. Mckay. I am a fan of your's and the stargate program but you will never see me again even if you use your mirror device since I'm not from a parallel reality."

I didn't give Rodney a chance to respond before shooting hime with the zat. He landed next to Shepard as I headed to the counsel to see the upload was now at 93%. I waited for it to finish before disconnecting my Puddle Jumper and Heading back up and out of the tower. As I headed towards the door to the Balcony I stopped a moment as those in the room quickly rushed about with security running through. I laughed as I exited and entered my cloaked jumper.

I moved the jumper a distance before jumping to another SG universe for my next raid. Jumping in close to another earth based atlantis I waited for nightfall. This time the place was practically empty with only a small night crew around. I then headed for the area I notice the control chair as last time.

Sitting down I thought that the chair might not activate before the chair moved back into position with a glowing light. After a moment looked through my connection to Atlantis like last time I linked up my Puddle Jumper and began the download. I noticed the download would take a few hours so I locked the doors and began looking through things to pass the time. I quickly found out that even though I can read everything I still didn't understand what half of it meant.

After considering it for a few minutes I decided that I would download the basics from the repository into my mind or what little I could. Looking up how much my mind could take I was surprised to find that I could take up around a 40% direct download safely.

Checking with the computer on how much an average human or Lantean could take I was shocked. The average Lantean could download 36-48% of the repository with no complications while humans with the gene could only take on 3-7% if their lucky.

I had frozen after reading that for a few moments before shacking myself out of it. I quickly brought up a scan of life signs for the city. There were over 2,000 humans all together but the kicker was that there was 1 Lantean in the city. Thinking for a moment that there might be a person in stasis or something I had the city display the location of the Lantean. I froze at what it brought up on display. It had a location listed and an image of the control chair... with me sitting in it.

I began to laugh uncontrollably remembering what Fraya had said and wondered what other changes she has done to me. That thought sent shivers down my spine.

After thinking it over I got back to the download and decided to just go for it.

'well that didn't seem to do anything.' I thought to myself before blacking out.

I woke to something slamming on the door while mumbling, "5 minutes."

After a moment I fully woke as I heard a strange noise. Looking over I notice one of the doors has a slowly burning line going down from a blow torch.

Looking at the clock I was shocked to see the download had long since finished and that it was already mid morning.

Cussing to myself I thought of what I should do before setting the doors to open 30 secounds after I got out of the chair. Getting up I cloaked myself and moved to a door a distance away from where the blowtorch worked its way through its door.

After taking a few calming breaths the doors opened with some stunned scientists, a nocked over engineer and some security. I stood aside for a moment as they quickly rushed in scanning the room for targets with drawn weapons. As they looked around I quickly walked out and down the hall.

After reaching my puddle jumper I began to laugh while taking off. Jumping to another SG Universe to get the Asgard Computer core. Now this is where things got tricky the Asgard Core was on the Odyssey.

I thought of many ways to get in but the big thing is I didn't have transporter rings. I could steal a Tel'tak or go to area 51 and use one of their ring's... well I didn't know where I could get my hands on a Tel'tak but I could go through area 51 easily but it would be getting out thats the problem.

I made sure the Odyssey was in orbit before heading in to area 51 like the first time. Moving through the base I easily dodged around the staff and security until I reached the labs holding the transporter I desired.

I moved to the ring platform noticing a computer wired into the device I looked through the settings and transport connections. The Odyssey was just in rang but noticing the other locations of transporters I laughed at the poor security. One was somewhere in the white house, another in the Pentagon, one somewhere near the SGC while the rest were here and the ship yard.

I quickly set the transporter for the Odyssey and locked the computer down. Stepping on the platform the rings rose. I didn't even see the flash just the rings lowering to a new room. Stepping off the platform I spotted a technician starring at me. I sighed having forgot to cloak again losing the chance of secrecy and reaching my destination unnoticed.

The woman reached for her side arm as I fired the Zat at her. Cloaking again I quickly moved down the hall passing two members of the crew. The way to the engineering was quite easy to find with the signs though it stumped me at first.

Walking down the third hall and down a ladder shaft alarms began to go off.

"Shit..." I cursed as the technician was probably found.

Moving forward again I had to pause every so often as the armed crew searched the ship. After reaching my destination I opened the door containing the Asgard core. I smiled as my inner fanboy kicked in taking a step forward my cloak falling.

"Halt!" a woman yelled at me from the side of the room.

I froze turning my head at a familiar voice.

"Ah Samantha Carter I've so wanted to meet you." My mind ran miles a minute fighting between my Inner fanboy going off and a growing felling of confidence and scheming.

She took a step forward, "Hands up."

"Hmm sorry but I have other plans." I said taking another step towards the core only stopping as a round bounced off my personal shield.

I turned back to Carter aiming my Zat at her, "That wasn't very nice. And here I thought we could be friends."

I laughed at her surprised look, "well better get what I came here for."

Stepping up to the Asgard Cores counsel I tried to access the computer but I was locked out. I turned back to Carter smiling. "I don't suppose you could unlock this for me?"

She just glared at me. "Thats a no then."

Barely a moment later the door flew open with three armed security rushing in aiming their weapons at me.

"Well that didn't take long." I sighed to myself.

"Drop your weapon. Hands up!" one of them shouted.

Stepping away from the core my hands slightly raised playcatingly before taking aim and firing rapidly at them while dodging their return fire. They caused my shields to flicker under the stress but nothing else before the three were down.

"Well there go's my first firefight. Now Sam could to please unlock the core?"

She didn't move so I aimed at the downed men, "I'd rather not take a life but if you don't unlock the core things wont be pretty."

She looked at me for a moment before stepping over to the core typing a few commands in, "You don't have to do this."

I sighed, "I'd rather not do it this way either but it's the quickest way to get things done and begin to help... others."

She stepped back, "Done... but what do you mean." she said fishing for more information.

I quickly moved forward activating Thor's holographic interface. "Sam Please lock... no a lockdown since I would rather not hurt anymore crewmen right now." I watched briefly as she locked the door.

"How may I help you... Your not a member of the crew but you have access."

"Lock out everyone else until I've been off the ship for... lets say 30 minutes." I commanded.

"Done."

I smiled at that, "Link to the cloaked Ancient Puddle Jumper in orbit and begin transferring a copy of the data base."

Thor barely nodded, "Connection established. Transferring now... Estimated 16 minutes until completion."

I shook my head for a moment, "That is not good, but ok I'll deal with it. Now Thor Materialize a miniature Asgard Core Transporter and materializer."

After a moment a light filled the room briefly, "Done." was Thor's response.

I walked over running my hand over the devise seeing that it would just manage a tight fit in my puddle jumpers back compartment. "Thor Transport the device to the puddle jumper."

I looked away from the device flashing away and Thor's response of "Done".

I Turned back to sam leaning against the counsel, "Well Sam I have just over ten minutes left so why don't we have a nice chat."

"Why are you doing this?" she asked arms crossed and eye's glaring.

"Hmmm I won't go into much detail but there are many things out their worse then you've faced and even stronger then those ascended." I said not wanting to say much but didn't see a reason not to answer her... Why was that.

"There's what?!" she asked confused.

I just shook my head, "You know that Mirror that can take you to other reality's you guys found."

She only nodded.

"Well that only take's you to Parallel reality ever so slightly different. Well there are more then parallel reality's out there. there are worlds that many of what is written or thought of as fiction is actually real."

Sam's mouth was slightly open in a moment of stunned shock shacking her head disbelieving, "and can you prove it."

I laughed at that, "I could take you to my puddle jumper and show you but I'm not. But as for evidence I actually came from a reality that your's is only a science fiction tv series."

She starred at me still not believing me so I went on thinking about why I was even talking about this to her listing a many number of things that happened in episodes.

She stared at me momentarily stunned before asking, "Then how did you get your hands on a puddle jumper let alone here."

I sadly looked at the ground, "My world... well the year was 2018 with the same technology level like your's but without alien tech. Well it was before a astroid struck..." I began going on a few tears leaving my eyes releaving my built up stress, anger and sadness while also realizing the Lantean download was still processing through my mind affecting my judgment and reasoning.

"Shit that stupid repository is messing with me." I said rubbing the side of my head.

Sam actually looked worried for me, "An Ancient repository?"

"Yeah but only about 40% since that was all my mind could handle... Oh that gives me an idea. Sorry about all this anyways. Well you could use the Atlantis control chair to download a small percentage depending on the person. You could even use the Asguard Materializer and transporters to accelerate building time and production..."

I then noticed a red flashing light in a corner from a security camera, "Shit I forgot the security footage!" I said slapping my forehead.

I sighed giving up on removing it let alone caring about it at this moment, "Thor how long till the transfer is finished?"

"Less than a... Done"

I began to notice a sound I heard early that day as a blowtorch began to work its way through the door.

I stood back up smiling saddly before turning to Sam, "Well Sorry... and thank you. Thor transport me to the puddle jumper."

Sam worriedly reached forward, "Wait!" was the last thing I heard before finding myself back in my puddle jumper in earths atmosphere above area 51.

I quickly moved over to the pilot's chair activating shields to prevent anyone from transporting me off the puddle jumper.

"Well time to..." a screen popped up showing something resembling a radar image with to red flashing dots heading towards me.

Quickly taking control I began a series of random maneuvers while trying to leave the atmosphere.

The shield began to take hits as the F-302's entered the view sceen.

Trying to activate the Dimensional jump drive was taking longer then usual, "Shit...Shit."

After another few moments the shields down to just over 60% the Jump drive was ready. Hitting the activation switch through me through another rift.

After a few moments of taking in the view I was back over the untouched Earth. Taking a few moments to calm down I flew into orbit.

I looked down at the Green blue sphere, "Well Let's get started.

Recrutment:

Endless Legend/space

NAME: Justicar Jyde Parcha

FACTION: Sisters of Mercy

NAME:Jenestra Omalfi'Meos

FACTION:Lumeris

NAME:Ilona Zolya (First of the Bloodline)

FACTION:Vaulter

World's/Universes:

Main reality – Base/home world

Stargate (SG!, SGA, SGU)

Endless Legend/Endless Space 2

Marvel (MCU)

Halo

World's/Universes:

Main reality – Base/home world

Stargate (SG!, SGA, SGU)

Endless Legend/Endless Space 2

Marvel (MCU)

Halo

Planned Universes: 08/2018

Halo

Mass effect

Destiny

Battlestar galactica (2003)

Star Wars (Movies, SWTOR,KTOR,etc)

Star Trek

Code Geass

Gundam 00

Gundam Seed

Gundam Iron Blooded Orphans

Dead Space

Aliens

What other Universes should I add?