Hello all! *waves franticly*

for those who care, we noticed that we didn't put some info at the top (like alot of other people do... (-_-) sry bout that. but anyway thank you to Vienna09 for faving.. Um and Please, if any of you have any ideas that you think would be funny or want a character in one of the shorts just comment. well any ways just for the record:

WE DON"T OWN ANYTHING!

All of the wrestlers in our stories belong to the WWE, Vince and themselves. well enough with our rambling

enjoy ;)

(ps this chapter isn't as comedy based.)

Ricardo's POV:

Ricardo paces the hallway floor outside Alberto's locker room. He stops in front of the door a couple times. lifts his hand to knock. Then shakes his head and begin to pace again. After 5 minutes of pacing passed he gathers enough courage to knock. "Alberto-" he called "Can we talk-" The door opens suddenly Ricardo jumps back covering his face. Brodus Clay laughed at him as he stood in the doorway.

"Whatsa' matter Rodriguez?" Brodus cooed "You don't want to talk to me? what? am I not good enough for you?"

"No" Ricardo hissed. "and not at all."

"Ouch-" Brodus Clay said smirking. He ruffled Ricardo's hair. Ricardo tries to swat him away but Brodus Clay took no notice and wraps his arm around Ricardo's shoulder. "You know Rodriguez. We could get along if you weren't such of a bully to me-"

"Me! you must be kidding-" Ricardo said slapping Brodus' arm of of him.

"Ow! Easy there tiger." Brodus' smile faded as he stared down at Ricardo. "Wouldn't want you to hurt yourself."

"I'm a wrestler too you know-" Ricardo growled. a goofy smile grew on Brodus' face. He opened his mouth but all that came out was a slight chuckle. He hit Ricardo "playfully" on the shoulder. Ricardo rubbed his arm. Brodus starts to walk down the hall. "Either way!" Brodus called not looking back. "I would still squash you flat. like a crepe...Mmmmm pancakes-" Ricardo mumbled under his breath.

"I'll pancake him-" Then turns. He tajes a step back, surprised. Alberto was in the doorway leaning on the doorpost playing with the little tassels on the end of his white scarf. "Alberto!" Ricardo said frustrated.

"Eh?" Alberto said still fingering the scarf not looking up. Ricardo pointed down the hallway as if Brodus was still there. "You were there the whole time!"

"Si, why?" Ricardo rolled his eyes.

"You people!" he exclaimed. Alberto nodded a little before showing his scarf to Ricardo.

"yeah. yeah. Does my scarf look different to you"

"What do you mean different?" Ricardo asked crossing his arms.

"I mean." Alberto flips the scarf over in his hands. "Wheres the heck is the gold lettering!" Ricardo looks at scarf. Then shrugs.

"Yeah I guess this scarf doesn't have gold lettering-" Alberto looks from the scarf to Ricardo. "What do you mean? this scarf?" Ricardo looks at Alberto. points to scarf.

"You do know we get you a new scarf like, every week right-" Alberto stuttered.

"WHAT! Really? When did that happen! Are you sure?" Ricardo shakes his head.

"Idiot-" he mumbled under his breath. Alberto looked up. "nothing." Ricardo said.

"Well, anyway what did you want to talk about?" Alberto asked still on the scarf thing.

"well-"

Alberto's POV:

What the frig! why am always the last one to know about these things. It's all fun and games for Ricardo and Brodus. Oh. I'll show them. I just have to wait for the right time to strike. LIke a viper...Eww Orton. If He's the viper then I'd be the snake hunter...hunter...HHH...hmmm. So if i'm not the Hunter OR the snake then that makes me the spear...I think...wait that make no sense! Does it...?why was I think about Hunters again? Oh yeah Orton.-

Alberto stared off into space as Ricardo rambled on.

Hold the phone! Spear...Spear...where is that from... Edge. That freak ruined one of my vintage rentalcars! Well. If I know, no one thinks I'm paying for it.-

"I mean come on can people really be that self centered-" Ricardo went on. Alberto shook his head sill deep in thought. "Alberto. Alberto!" Alberto shudders breaking out of his trance.

"WOAH WHAT WHAT!" he said. Ricardo sighed.

"Your impossible!" Ricardo threw his hand in the air and storms down the hall way. Alberto blinked.

"What the hell did I do now!"