Ask the Z Fighters
A/N: Hi Everyone thanks so much for the great responses for the last chapter…lets get my story to 10 reviews for this chapter. ~Crystal~
(Walks into the room to find all of the Z Fighters sitting on the couch)
Me: Hi Everyone
Everyone: Hi
Me: What's wrong?
Vegeta: we are worried about what questions are going to be asked
Me: (grins evilly) Well I have those questions here
Everyone: (gulps)
Me: the first response is from Mistress of Butterflies
*Blushes* Ok hi Vegeta i think ur just so awesome! And why do you have such a bad Um Goku i think you are one of the sweetest people! It's like you have the Goten,trunks u r adorable! Not much of a question for u too i just thought you And Yamacha ur a doche! I mean i know you and Bulma have always been a match Hi Gohan i used to think u were adorable too then u grew up! And Hi i've always had a crush on you! anyway, Do like that almost all (KIDS jump in the background) Sit DOWN! Kay bye
temper?I mean hot smart wife and an adorable child what more to ask for!
mind of the kid. um this is question I think I've been asking for asking for a
long time! Why did you leave for 7 years! I was heartbroken dude! I mean I cried
& cried!
two r too cute not to say that!
made in hell but come on standing Bulma up for another chick! Come the fuck on
whats wrong wit you!
girls think ur adorable!
Vegeta: I know I'm so awesome. Well the reason my temper is so bad is because I have to put up with my hot but bitchy wife and my cute but retarded son…You'd be in a bad mood too.
Me: Wow!
Bulma: Um…Bitchy?
Vegeta: it's the couch?
Bulma: Yep
Trunks: OOOOOHHHH
Vegeta: Shut up brat!
Trunks: Kay!
Goku: is it my turn now?
Me: Yep
Goku: Ok…thanks for the compliment I love being a big kid. Life's to short for people to sweat the small stuff. As for why I left….WELL it's because Chichi is quite simply a bitch. Now don't get me wrong I love her but God she can get annoying sometimes. That's why I left.
Goten/Trunks: Our turn…thanks butterfly lady
Yamcha: Ok my turn…(reads the comment) hey that's not very nice (pouts)
Vegeta: you are such a pansy
Yamcha: No I'm not
Me: (senses a big fight) Ok boys break it up
Gohan: Ok I think it's my turn. (reads comment) Ummm..thanks I think
: Ok me next…(reads the comment) Ok well honestly I've never thought about it *blushes* ummmm…uh
Me: Are you gay?
: uh no?
Me: Well ok then next review
JWAppel
Bulma: what were you like at Trunks' age? Vegeta: Are you related to the very first Goku: Do you ever miss your tail? Piccolo: Have you ever thought of finding your father in Hell and fusing with
him?
Bulma: Oh nice I have a question this time…Well I was a bit like Trunks except that I was busy inventing things rather than causing mayhem.
Me: that's cool Bulma ok Vegeta your next
Vegeta: Yes I am related to the first super sayian…he was my aunt's cousin's brother's uncle's nephew four times removed.
Me: Ummmm…holy crap…ok next up Goku
Goku: (eating)
Me: seriously I am trying to write a story here and all you can do is eat
Goku: Uht eye umgaree!
Me: what?
Goku: (swallows) I said I'm hungry
Me: To freaking bad answer the question
Goku: (pouts) fine…Yes I miss my tail sometimes because I can't hang from the trees anymore
Vegeta: (Sighs) give me a break
Krillin: Uh who's next Crystal
Me: (dazed by Goku's stupidity) Um what?
Krillin: who's next?
Me: Uh Piccolo is next
Piccolo: (looks annoyed) oh freakin Joy! I actually never thought about doing that…excuse me (teleports out of the room)
Goku: where did Piccolo…
Me: (pulls out a mirror to fix hair)
Goku: OMG SHINY!
Me: What the hell?
Vegeta: Let's move on shall we?
Me: (stares strangely at Goku) Yeah ok next set of questions come from PrincessBulma02.
Ummm hi guys , My name is Cloe. I FUKIN LOVE DBZ nevermind. soo I have 3 Questions. Are you a would u ever say Screw you weakling to Yamcha if u would do it now.! do u think ur riped(buff).?
Me: Ok Yamcha first
Yamcha: what's a faget?
Me: OH boy next up
Vegeta: Yes I am given two questions first Yes I would say screw you to the weakling and have countless times. So screw you Weakling!
Yamcha: (glares at Cloe)
Vegeta: Second question I don't think I'm ripped…(smiles evilly) I KNOW I am (Winks)
Me: Way to boost his ego thanks for the review Cloe. The next set of questions come from Awesomeness127.
OMG! this is the first time i reviewed something like this. This will be Vegeta:OMG! Your like my favorite charater in the show! I love you! But . . . Goku: Wow . . . Your just one big kid, but adroble! Why do you have so much Yamcha: I hate you. I can't believe you blew bulma off like that! For just some 18: Why did you feel in love with Cue ball over there? Cue ball/Krillin: Your a horrible fighter. And your very ugly. How could you M Trunks: Your my second favorite person on the show! Will you marry me?
awesome! Crystal, this s gonna be awesome! Ok on with the questions!
why when you faught Frieza and Ginyu did you run off? That broke my heart!
power? Can you train me?
girl? Well im happy for Bulma that she found Vegeta, even though im in love with
him.
bars!
get a girl like 18?
(Gives Vegeta a hug and M Trunks and Goku. Give Bulma a high five and some
techonlgy. Gives Yamcha and Krillin a slap across the face. Now runs off!)
Me: Aw thanks Awesomeness that's so sweet. Vegeta answer first
Vegeta: I am glad to be your favorite character. As for why I took off it's because both Ginyu and Frieza were, at that time, a LOT stronger then me and I knew that if I stayed I would die.
Me: smart move, Goku you next
Goku: (still playing with shiny mirror) Ok thanks and I don't know why and sure
Yamcha: that's harsh
Goten: is it our turn yet?
Trunks: Yep and we get candy from her WHOOOOOOOO
Goten: I like this one WHOOOOOOOO
Vegeta: Oh Kami save us
(trunks and gotten eat the candy and begin to bounce around excitedly.)
Me: Ah shit! 18 your turn
18: About time…I love Krillin because he's my hero
Krillin: thanks babe and this reviewer is so mean
Me: Boo Hoo get over it cueball
Krillin: I'm not….
Me: No one cares. M. Trunks your next
M. Trunks: Ok well I'm glad you like me and all that but I'm…uh…seeing someone right now.
Me: Welp that's all of the questions for now. Tune in next time for more Ask the Z Fighters