"What're ya up to, SpongeBob me boy?" Mr. Krabs asked.
SpongeBob showed him the game.
"What's this?"
"It's a new game I got!"
"SpongeBob, this isn't the time for silly games. Get in the kitchen and fry me up some-"
"No, Mr. Krabs, this one is different! Tap the screen and you get free money!"
Mr. Krabs took the phone from SpongeBob and started tapping. A dollar bill appeared on the screen, then another, then another, then another.
"SpongeBob, this is great! Can I...er...borrow it for a few days?"
"Anything for ol' Mr. Krabs!"
SpongeBob went into the kitchen and started cooking. Just then Squidward walked into the Krusty Krab. He said something sarcastic that no one remembers and tried to get into the boat where he always operated the cash register, but it was taken up by a busy Mr. Krabs.
"Uh, Mr. Kr-"
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"Mr. Kra-"
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"Mr. Krabs, I-"
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"MR. KRABS!"
"Aye, Mr. Squidward."
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Squidward saw this as his chance to take the day off, but when he went to the door he was greeted by a horde of angry customers. In his tapping-induced daze, Mr Krabs had forgotten to turn the [CLOSED] sign to [OPEN].
Meanwhile, SpongeBob was idly flipping patties, wondering why there were no orders, when he peeked out the little window and saw the customers beating on the doors. SpongeBob panicked and dashed over to the Krusty Krab door, where he saw a war commencing outside. Hungry people were beating each other up; others had collapsed on the ground from hunger. He and Squidward tried opening it, but no use. Mr Krabs had the key in his pocket and wouldn't be getting it out anytime soon.
Golden Dollar Mode! Tap 100 of these Treasury bills in 20 seconds to claim your prize!
Mr. Krabs liked the sound of this. "GOLDEN DOLLAR GOLDEN DOLLAR GOLDEN DOLLAR GOLDEN DOLLAR GOLDEN DOLLAR!"
SpongeBob ran over to Mr. Krabs, grabbed the keys out of his pocket, and unlocked the door; Squidward got the smartphone and threw it out the door (causing the screen to break). The customers ran in the store and slammed all their money on the table. Normally Mr. Krabs would be happy about this, but he was so close to getting that Golden Dollar!
"Sorry that we had to do that Mr. Krabs, but it's not healthy to pay such close attention to something like that! You're better off without it," SpongeBob told Mr. Krabs.
"Yes...I understand, lad."
"Can I still have a day off?"
"I'm afraid not, Mr. Squidward."
"I should have let him keep it," Squidward muttered. Business at the Krusty Krab was back to normal, but that night when the store closed Mr. Krabs made an emergency trip to Barg'N Mart.
"Do you have any of those newfangled smartphone things?"
Hope you enjoyed that second chapter. Reviews please!
I do not own SpongeBob SquarePants, those are Viacom's rights, not mine.
