Writer's rants

Hey hey hey. I've gotten used to writing hey. I have to think of a new expression. Nywayz, this chap includes my fave comic duo, Naruto and Sasuke! Why comic? They're fights are… you have to read to find out. Now read.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of its characters.

A raven-haired boy was walking silently down an old rundown street. There were many dilapidated apartment buildings, unused apartment buildings, and there was an old house that no one seemed to dare enter or even go near at. The boy walked slowly, with a map in his hand. He looked around for some landmarks. He looked around and there was this bent street lamp. He was there. He looked around. The people were all staring at him.

"What is he doing there?" He heard one say

"I heard there's another one in that house." The other replied.

"You mean they're gonna live there?" One was in shock.

Many stared at him and the house as if saying that that house is cursed or something. The wind blew at the branches of the old fig tree that grew in the yard of the house. They made a shrieking sound. The leaves were swept up into the air by the afternoon autumn breeze. He looked at the door and read the hastily made sign hung by the doorknob "CURSED DO NOT ENTER." He walked on the stone path and made his way to the door.

"Dobe!" he said "open up?"

"Who're you" the blonde said in a shrieky voice. "I am the ghost of this house. If you enter in here, you'll be cursed forever."

"Yeah right" Sasuke shook his head "And I'm the frog prince. Open up dobe."

"oh, is that you Sasuke-teme?" Said the familiar voice. "Wait, I'll just unlock this old hag."

Rattling of chains can be heard, followed by some momentary silence and the chains clanged again. Then, squeaky unbolting of the door. It was, at last, open.

"Don't you know how keep a house clean?" The floor was full of instant noodle wrappers and Pepsi cans. The dobe, I mean Naruto, was holding a part of a small chain used to lock doors.

"Sorry teme." He said sheepishly.

"Shut up dobe." He quickly replied. He dropped his backpack and searched for his wallet. He put it in his side pocket and said. "Get ready, we have to enrol ourselves now."

"hey bastard, I'm ready to go."

Sasuke's eyebrows seemed to meet together at the sound of Naruto's new word.

"None of your business. Let's go." The blonde kept to himself the fun he had when he saw that look on Sasuke-teme. He stifled a laugh. His shoulders were shrugging up and down uncontrollably. His hands covered his mouth and his face looking down. The dark haired Uchiha couldn't take it anymore.

"What is it?" he faced the now smiling Naruto. The blonde opened his mouth to answer.

"I-I" but then he laughed out so loud that everyone looked to their direction. Sasuke's eyebrows almost unified at his dobe's laugh. He grabbed the blonde at the collar and shook him up.

"Would you stop that? We're not supposed to be conspicuous." He glared at the kyuubi-holder.

The dobe, I mean the blonde, took the dark haired boy's hand off him.

"And whose conspic-o-whatchamacallit now?" the blonde said, holding his head up high.

The Uchiha shook his head and grabbed Naruto by the wrist. "We need to enrol ourselves before we FAIL this mission." The blonde tagged along noisily but to no avail. He thought about using the Kyuubi's power but he knows he better not. The people looked at them in an adoring manner.

"Aren't the lovebirds cute?" One said.

As the lovebirds were fighting, a guy bumped into Sasuke and ran off.

"How rude. They're always like that."

The dark haired boy ran after the guy and jumped on him. He took his wallet and went off.

"Hey, that wasn't nice. Give the guy's wallet back."

"No dobe. This" he held it to Naruto's face "is mine. He took it when he bumped into me. See?" He opened it up and showed the pic on the wallet.

"Wow Sasuke-teme, you look cozy in there huh?" Pointing at the pic of the three, Sasuke was in between Sakura and Kakashi, tightly squeezed.

"Let's go." The raven haired boy's cheeks turned a light pink. And they went off, still fighting but that's the way their friendship works. Oh well, let's just leave 'em alone for now.

Writer's rants

Finally the second chap is finished. I'll be working on the 3rd and 4th chaps. These chaps take a long editing to finish and I still am not sure if this is good and the spellings are right(most are wrong hehehe… My checker's down. No way to check spellings). Yay! Gokurosama!

Writer's Notes

This one's not like the other that will be most likely 7 chapters long. This one will be longer than that although I can't figure how long.