Me: Hi, it's me again
Chad (if you must know Chad is my imaginary suicidal friend) who else would it be?
Me: What are you doing here suicidal freak?
Chad: I AM NOT A SUICIDAL FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Well, well someone has quite a temper?
Chad: I DO NOT HAVE A TEMPER!
Me: you know there is such a thing as therapy?
Chad: I DO NOT NEED THERAPY!
Me: Says the suicidal freak!
Chad: I. AM. NOT. SUICIDAL.
Me: Just keep telling yourself that. *cough~freak~cough*
Chad: Just for that your computer access is denied and you get no cookie!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY REVIEWS AND I NEEDED THE COOKIE TO WRITE MY STORIES, IT'S MY INSPIRATION!!!!!!!!!!!
Chad: fine you can write the story but the cookie is gonna be oatmeal raison instead of chocolate chip!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chad: fine just stop whining
Me: yay
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I don't own anything except my suicidal imaginary friend, Chad.
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ON WITH THE SHOW, OR IN THIS CASE FANFICTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Emmett POV
"Alice, PLEASE JOIN ME WHILE I COMPLETE THE MISSION OF COMPLETING THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"No"
"Why not, it's easy and you'll be my favorite shopping sista." Please join me or I shall have no other option but to use force and the oh so cute puppy dog face!
"… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Fine Emmett, I'll help you if only to spare the look and my fantabulous new Gucci (AN: I have no idea if that is spelled right and who that is) handbag." YES, SHE SAID YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Emmett, if you are going to think, think quietly." Hey, Edward seeing as your reading my mind, do you thi-
"No." but, but, but, that's not fai-
"I said no Emmett, so get over it." Stupid mind-reading vampire thinks he knows everything.
"Edward, what are you saying no to?" Ah ha, if I can get Bella to join forces with me, Eddie is sure to join too!!!!!
"Emmett want to have 'fun' and I'd rather not be a part of it."
"What type of fun?" YES! YES! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!
"Well you see Bella, I have this fantabulous list that would be oodles of fun to do, so PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!! YOU'LL BE MY FAVORITE SISTER-IN-LAW, PLEASE!"
"Okay, I mean what could go wrong?" HA HA, YOU HEAR THAT EDDIE- BOY, TURNS OUT YOU'LL BE DOING THIS ONE WAY OR THE OTHER!!
"Fine Emmett, I guess if Bella is doing this then I shall too." THANK YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!
"But Nessie can't participate in any of this. In fact, Nessie how would you like to send the week with Jake and Grandpa Charlie?"
"Yeah, that sounds like a lot of fun, thanks Daddy." TRAITOR, well actually that may be a good thing 'cause if things get ruff then she won't get hurt.
"No problem and Emmett are you actually thinking something intelligent?" I. HAVE. MY. MOMENTS. Oh look at the pretty lights.
"Hey Alice, do you think that you could get Jasper to come along too?"
"Yup, one moment. JAZZY WE ARE HELPING EMMETT! There, he'll help now."
"Thanks sista!" Now my Rosie!
"OMG, Rose you have to help and then I'll help you acquire the most fabulous new wardrobe!" Ah, gotta love them physics.
"Sure, whatever." YES ROSE IS HELPING TOO. BEST DAY EVER!
Now for the rules…
"Emmett, I don't want any of you to break anything in this house. No running around nude. And play nice." Stupid rules… but she has a point for the nudity. I mean if you think about what happened last time…
*FLASHBA-
"EMMETT, NONE OF US EVER WANT TO RELIVE THAT SO NO FLASHBACK!" OK Edward, no flashbacks of that moment in history.
"OK SOOOOOOOOOOOO…
LET THE FUN BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Alice POV
End vision
Oh this will be good!
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Edward POV
Oh Alice, how right you are!
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Bella POV
I know that look on Edward! He he, this ought to be good!
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Jasper POV
Oh yes, the events to come must be good for Alice to be this excited!
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Rose POV
This ought to be good or else someone isn't getting any tonight.
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Jake POV
Yay! Time alone with Nessie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Esme POV
Kids will be kids!
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OK SOTHAT WAS CHAPTER 2!
Me: WHAT ARE THOSE LISTS THAT ARE BEING TALKED ABOUT, DO YOU GAT ANY IDEA?
Chad: I know! They are –
Me: if you know what's good for you, you will be quite and let the fans figure it out.
Chad: fine
Me: so if you want chapter 3 up within the next week, I suggest that there be a minimum of at least oh I don't know 100 reviews…
Just kidding, I really mean 13 reviews!
Follow the arrows to find out your fate
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Chad: you know that this is pointless
Me: GRRRR! IT ISN'T TO ME SO DEALWITH IT SUICIDAL FREAK
Chad: I AM NOT A SUICIDAL FREAK
Me: SURE AND THE ARROWS POINT TO…
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YAY SO REVIEW OR ELSE CHAD WILL BECOME HOMOCIDAL INSTEAD OF BEING SICIDAL AND…
THE BEST PART…
YOU GET A COOKIE OF ANY KIND!