(A/N) ON WITH THE SHOW

"Elsa!" Five year old Anna's head popped up. "Psst! Elsa!" She crawled on top of her sister and bounced up and down trying to wake her. "Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!"

"Anna, go back to sleep!" Elsa said shoving Anna away and snuggling against her pillow.

"I just can't! My stomach's awake! So I'm awake! So we have to EAT CHOCOLATE!" Anna said throwing her hands around dramatically.

"Go eat by yourself!" Elsa shoved her off the bed. Anna huffed and crossed her arms angrily. Then she got another idea. It wasn't as good as eating chocolate, but it would have to do. She climbed up on Elsa's bed again and opened one of her eyes.

"Do you want to jump in puddles?" Anna asked dragging her words out. Elsa smiled.

"Come on, come on, come on, come on!" Anna said dragging Elsa behind her. They ran in the ball room.

"Do the magic! Do the magic!" She giggled.

"Ready?" She swirled her hands around producing a small rain cloud.

"Wow." Anna whispered in awe. Elsa threw her hands up in the air and a light shower of rain came down. "This is amazing!"Anna cheered running in the rain.

"Watch this!" Elsa tapped her foot on the ground and half an inch of water flooded the floor. They splashed in puddles and played in the rain and slid down a small water slide. Anna splashed the water in the air.

"Catch me!" Anna cheered jumping off the water.

"Hang on!" She caught Anna in a wave of water, so Anna was surfing. "Gotcha!" Wave after wave she jumped higher and higher.

"Again!" She jumped again.

"Wait!" Elsa said, struggling to keep up. "Slow down!" Elsa slipped on the water and fell as Anna cheered and jumped again. "ANNA!" She thrust her hand forwards and the water went up her nose and poor Anna crashed to the floor. "Oh Anna!" She ran over and knelt beside her. A steak of her hair turned light blue. "Mama! Papa!" Elsa cried. The water under them began to ripple and sinister thunder clouds began to form. Elsa's Mom and Dad burst into the room.

"Elsa!" Her Dad said running to them. "What have you done?"

"This is getting out of hand!" Her Mom said.

"It was an accident!" Elsa said. "I'm sorry Anna!" The Queen knelt down and picked Anna up.

"Ewww!" the queen exclaimed, holding Anna out so she wouldn't get her clothes wet. "She's as wet as water!"

"We need to- wait," The King said. "Can you get any wetter than water?" The queen glared at her husband. "Right. I know where we need to go." He ran to the library and frantically searched for the book he needed. After a few minutes of throwing books around, he found a joke book and got distracted. He flipped through the pages and casually strolled to the ball room.

"Guys, listen to this. What's the difference between a tuna and a piano? You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!" He laughed loudly slapping his knee as tears of mirth filled his eyes.

"Benjamin Charles Jeffery Alexander III," His wife scolded.

"Oh, yeah." He ran back to the library. Eventually, he returned the joke book to the shelf and grabbed the right one.

They mounted on their horses and took off a few minutes later. A small trail of water flowed behind the horse Elsa was on. They ran past Sven and the boy, but took no notice.

"Water?" The boy, Kristoff, said. He pulled Sven on his boat, because seals can't walk on land fast. He followed the trail and saw the king and queen of Arendelle.

"Please help!" The King called. "My daughter!" Small logs rolled and turned and rolled towards them. They showed their faces.

"Trolls?" Kristoff said. The log they were leaning on turned into a troll too.

"Shush, I'm trying to listen!" The troll looked at them. "Ew, what are you? You're squishy and disgusting! I think I'll keep you." She squeezed their faces against hers, but quickly pushed them away.

A large troll rolled up to the king. "Born with the powers or was there a terrible radioactive accident?" He asked.

"Born, and they're getting stronger." The troll touched her head.

"You're lucky it wasn't her ears, it isn't so easy to get water out of your ears. But the nose can be persuaded."

"Do what you must." The King said.

"I recommend we remove all magic, even memories of magic, to be-" He said.

"Wait, wait, wait!" The Queen said. "Why are we removing the memory?"

"Because-"

"Yeah, why can't we just leave the memory in, that way she doesn't have to question why Elsa is so magical?"

"Because- that's just how it goes."

"Oh, ok. Continue." Elsa's dad said.

The troll let out a long breath. "But don't worry, I'll leave the fun." He finished. "Now, she'll be ok."

"But she won't remember I have powers?" Elsa said softly.

"Nope." The queen said, popping the 'p'.

"Listen to me Elsa, your power will only grow." The log troll said. "There is beauty in it, but also great danger. You must learn to control it. Fear will be your enemy." He finished.

"No, we'll protect her." The King said wrapping Elsa in his arms, then pushed her away. She was wet too. "Until then, we'll lock the gates, we'll reduce the staff. We will limit her contact with people and keep her powers hidden from everyone... including Anna."

"Uhhhhh…." The troll said. "But what if there is a terrible accident and you both die then the girls are forced to live a lonely life for years apart from each other until Elsa finally becomes of age and during the coronation her powers are discovered and she runs away to some mountains to hide and there gains confidence and sings an awesome/annoying song while chaos unfolds in the kingdom that involves tons and tons of water and treason?"

They all stared at the log troll in silence. Then the King burst out laughing. "Yeah….." he said. "That'll never happen."

(A/N) The "Do You Want To Build A Snowman" parody is coming up next!