The scene is 1994, it looks the exact same as 2015.
Springtrap falls on the ground and wonders where he is.
"I wonder where I am" He said.
Springtrap notices that the Fazbear Horror Show is attracting in kids of all ages!
"This can't be real" He continues to speak to himself, he then finds one of those public calendars and notices it's 1994!
"Holy Smokes! Now's the perfect opportunity to save the business!" Springtrap "springs" forward...get it because his name has SPRING in it like the season, anyway he does the verb I previously said and goes to the past versions of the animatronics.
"Finally I get a golden version of myself" Bonnie proclaims as he notices Springtrap
"Now where's mine?" Chica asks
"Dumbass you already gold" Bonnie retorts
"Look guys I'm from the future and this place will lose profit because of let's players on YouTube it's a website from the future like me I'm from the future let's go kill the let's players so this shit never happens." Springtrap says really fast
"Yeah that sounds like that would happen I believe you 100%, let's go kill some nerd butt" Freddy says.
The gang go to their first target: Smosh, the animatronics are spying into their window
"Weird, I didn't expect it Smosh to still look like they're still 28 in 1994" Springtrap exclaims.
"It must be the let's play of youth I've heard all the kids say" Foxy says, although Foxy typically spouts bullshit so no one believes him.
"These two are only one of five let's players we have to beat the shit out of so we gotta split up" Springtrap tells the group, and Chica begins to stand.
"I'll take on these fucks" Chica slowly walks to the house
Anthony and Ian are playing the new hit game of 1994, Pulp Fiction: The Game, when the doorbell rings.
They open the door to see Chica in a pizza delivery outfit
"Here's your pizza dudes!" Chica gestures the box towards them
"We didn't order any pizza, but pizza has never betrayed my delicate trust" Ian is quite excited.
"Check what's on it" Anthony tells Ian, he opens the box, there's no pizza, only the words "you're fucked now"
Chica pounces toward the group and they scream like banshees, and the little girly banshee kind at that.
"What the fuck are you man?" Anthony asks trying to keep Chica away from him while Ian is trying to pull Chica away.
"I know your plan you fucks" Chica says, "you're trying to ruin my horror show by making let's plays of Five Nights at Freddy's"
"What?" Ian asks, "First of all we haven't even started SmoshGames yet, it's only 1994"
"Yeah" Anthony adds, "and we haven't even started Smosh yet"
Ian continues "and we're technically 7 years old but in this story's universe we're still 28 but hey who's counting am I right guys?" Ian holds up his hand, hoping one of the two high-fives him, and they both do at the same time.
Chica and Anthony's eyes lock in disgust and Chica uses this time to grab both Ian and Anthony at once, twirls them around like they are dainty pieces of rope and throws them out the window, it's the ground floor, but Anthony and Ian are still majorly fucked up from it because Chica is a boss girl power!
"Look you creepy chicken!" Anthony spouts with the last of his energy
"You should murder the SmoshGames people, here's all their personal information"
Anthony hands over conveniently made cards with every piece of information of the SmoshGames dudes you could have ever asked for.
"Alright cool thanks bye" Chica still kills them because they didn't accept her non existant pizza right away, bad pizza etiquette guys c'mon.
Chica radios in on her built-in radio that can only ever be used to advance the plot
"I got the Smosh dudes, they're more done than a chicken dinner" Chica begins to have PTSD induced flashbacks of her parents, she pours one out for the cooked homies.
