Chapter 2: The ruby-oning
"who said anything about cthulu? hehe" talking
Quick look for an exit! thinking
_+_+Chapter 2: The Ruby-oning_+_+
Appparently she was a baby, and her name was Yang, even though she was a girl.
Fuckit, Yang it is. Thought Yang in determination as she wiggled in pointless baby movements. I can't walk or talk, but I'm gonna be the yangiest yang to ever yang, dammit.
A huge black haired person with red eyes suddenly loomed over her, "How's my hunter doing!"
"Uuuuuh!" She called, wiggling more ferociously so that she could get of the godsforsaken crib.
The vampire laughed and smiled down at her, reaching into the crib to pick her up. "Say Mama!"
"Muuuh! Muuuh!" Yang obligingly cooed, pleased to be out of her prison.
"Maaa Maa." Repeated Raven
"Muuh aa Muuuh aaa?"
"Maa maa"
"Muuh aaa Maa"
"Maa Maa"
"Maa maa"
Raven laughed and spun around in a circle, "That's my smart girl! Now say Daaa Daa!"
"Daaa Daaa!"
"Ok, now play nicely!" The dark haired woman smiled and placed her on the carpeted floor. "You have to grow up to be a big strong hunter like your mama right?"
"Uuuh!" Yang agreed, more than sick of the whole baby thing.
Raven left the room and closed the door behind her. Yang set about wiggling as much as possible, desperate to gain some sort of mobility asap. She eventually managed to roll over onto her belly.
Right, now I just have to get UP! She tried to push her arms and legs underneath her, but fell back onto her belly UP! again UP! and again UP! she continued failing to get into a crawling position UP!
Godsfuckingdammit why is this godsdamn hard jesus christ on a mother fucking bicycle.
She gave up in exhaustion, laying back on her stomach, her face pressed into the carpet. After a couple of minutes of lying there regretting everything, she decided to try again
UP! fail UP! fail UP! fail UP! Another fail, this time she fell hard back into the carpet smushing her nose painfully.
"Aaaaaaaah!" FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! she cried.
The door slammed open only a couple seconds after she started crying, a giant blonde surfer dude standing in the doorway, "YANG!"
He ran in and scooped her off of the carpet cuddling her close to his chest and making soothing noises.
"It's okay sweetie you're fine daddy's got you."
The vampire appeared in the doorway behind him, "She's fine Tai, she's a strong little hunter,"
"She's a baby! She could have hurt herself, or died!" Taiyang hissed angrily.
"She's the daughter of two powerful hunters, I think she can handle bumping her nose!" Raven glared at him.
"That doesn't matter! She's a baby!" He shouted.
"Aaaaaah!" Yang added her two cents. Yeah I coulda fucking died mom! Again!
"Shhh-shhh-shhhhh, Sorry baby you're okay you're okay" Taiyang patted her back gently.
"It won't do her any good to coddle her like that, you're making her soft!" Raven warned, turning to leave the nursery.
Taiyang sputtered angrily, "Coddle? She's barely 7 months old!" He carefully put Yang back in the crib, tucking a soft blanket around her and pushing a stuffed monster into her grabby hands.
"Nuuuuuuuh!" Yang growled from her prison Let me go back to the carpet I promise i won't cry again!
"She's old enough to understand that if she cries, you drop everything and run over to baby her!" Raven snarled from where she stood against the doorway.
Taiayang marched up to her and grabbed her arm, pushing her out of the room, "That's because she is a baby!" He closed the door roughly behind them.
Yang huffed and wriggled her way onto her belly, annoyed at being left back in the crib. She managed to use the bars to pull herself upright. Let me out of heeeere This is inhuuuumaaaane "Nuuuuuuuuuuh!"
She could her their muffled shouting getting louder behind the closed door.
"Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!" Just let me oooouuuuuuut I neeeed to be freeeeee This is against the Geneva Convention Dammit!
The voices continued shouting for long enough that Yang sat down and started banging the monster plushie against the bars. Eventually I'll get through these fucking bars, and I'll never be trapped again.
Suddenly a door slammed, startling her into throwing the stuffy at the door. The house was dead silent.
Sheeeeeiiit did I just lose a parent? Yang frowned at the door, and then her stuffed animal on the floor. Fuck how am I supposed to escape now?
A couple minutes later, Taiyang opened the door again his face blotchy and red. He stepped on the wolf monster, which let out a wheezy squeak noise like a dying animal. He picked it up and walked over to her "Oh, Yang, did you get lonely?"
"Daaaa Daaaa!" She called, reaching out to him.
He choked a little and lifted her out of the crib, "Daddy's here, don't worry."
"Uuuuh!" Freeeeedom!
"Daddy's not going anywhere."
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"Yang! Guess what you're getting for Christmas!" exclaimed Summer.
A Puppy!? A Dinosaur?! A LAZERSWORD?! was what Yang thought, but what she said was "What! What!"
"Guess!"
A shudder ran down Yang's spine, like she had been dunked in a bucket of ice watrer. Which she hadn't, there was no ALS Ice Bucket challenge in this world. And if there was, Yang was sure as hell not participating.
Fuck
That
Noise.
"Puppy?" she asked aloud.
Summer giggled, "Even better!"
The cold sensation worsened, yang's heart dropping into her stomach. Sweat appeared on her brow and time seemed to slow as Summer spoke.
"A little sister!"
what.
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16 years later
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Yang shoved her bag higher onto her shoulder, her bracelets jangling quietly on her wrist. She and Ruby were supposed to be buying last minute supplies for school, Since Ruby insisted on coming with. Apparently she wanted to make sure that the supplies were actually supplies instead of cute clothes.
Like I would do that. I 'm getting supplies and clothes! I have to since sooomeooone managed to set my shit on fire. AGAIN. Damn brat. I'm looking forward to a year away from her fucking bad luck buuuuullshit.
"Ruby-bee! Come check these sick ass boots, they're like totes awesome-sauce! You'll like, totes love them, y'know?"
Yang looked around, expecting to see Ruby's pained expression at her word choice, but was instead greeted with the confused and mildly horrifed gazes of the other shoppers.
She pouted, "Damnnit! Now where'd the little brat get off to?" She threw her hair over her shoulder, sending glitter sparkling through the air, and bounced out of the store.
"Ruby-bee! Rubagoob! Rutabaga! Rasputin! Racoon-face!" Yang called, walking through the street. It was starting to get kind of dark.
What the fuck did she get herself into now?
She kept walking, her pout deepening. "Rubyglooom! Rooniiee! Rooomba! Rodneeey! Robooot! Where are you Ranmaaaaaa!"
The moon started to rise on the horizon, and Yang felt a shudder down her spine.
"Fuck nuts."
She turned just in time to see Ruby's silhouette appear on a rooftop next to that of Glynda Goodwitch. One of her future teachers.
Who was talking to Ruby.
To Ruby.
"GAWDDAMMIT YOU FUCKTARD!" Yang couldn't help but yell. "YOU BETTER NOT GET ME EXPELLED BEFORE I GODDAMN START!"
She huffed and snapped her shades back down. "Fuck this shit I'm outtie."