"Great, French class, what's new?" Lana asked herself as she sat in her usual spot next to Trinity.
"Hello class, today we would be doing something different," The teacher said as she walked into the room.
"Like what?" Asked Patricia.
"A fist pump contest," The teacher said and the classed cheered. No French world for today.
"First up would be Carl & Lana," The teacher said as Lana and Patricia stood up and the teacher started to play the song Work it Out by Lil Jon feat. Pitbull. "Patricia, you go first,"
After Patricia was done, "Lana, you're next," Then Lana did her fist pump. When she was done, everyone was chanting, "Lana, Lana, Lana,"
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"Holy," The teacher said as she saw that Lana had beaten everyone in the class, including herself. "I'm guessing Lana win's the fist pump contest, no one seems good enough to beat her so—"
"No quite ma'am," A person walking into the room said, "Lana still needs to out-fist pump me,"
Everyone in the class turned their heads towards the door and saw none other than Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation" with a smirk on his face, and Lana's jaw instantly dropped, "So let me get this straight, I have to out fist-pump you?" Lana asked, cocking her head to the side.
"Yeah basically," Mike said with a shrug of his shoulders as he walked more into the room and shut the door.
"Madame, hit the music," Lana said with a snap of her fingers as the teacher instead of played the original song, she played the song Pump it Up, then Mike proceeded to fist pump.
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After Lana was done, she ran a hand through her hair as Mike commented, "Wow, I never saw anyone fist pump better than you,"
"Really?" Lana asked.
"Yeah," Mike said.
"So why are you here anyways if you don't mind me asking?" The teacher asked.
"Well, I'm actually here to announce the winner for that Jersey Shore contest where a student is at Seaside for a month, and the winner is none other than our fist pump champion," Mike said pointing to Lana.
"Really?" Lana asked.
"Yeah,"
"YES!" Lana said as she jumped in glory.
Lunch
"MIA! YOU'RE COMING WITH ME TO SEASIDE!" Lana said as she met up with Mia and said the good news.
"You won?" Mia asked getting excited.
"Fuck yeah I won!" Lana exclaimed.
"Who announced it, if it was Pauly D I would seriously murder you," Mia said.
"Nah, it was Sitch, apparently I have to fist pump him," Lana said.
"Seriously?" Mia asked.
"Yeah—first off, I had a fist pumping contest with my class, which I won, then he came in, challenged me and I won," Lana said.
"Oh damn, but still you won?" Mia asked.
"Yes," Lana said, "and you're coming with me,"
"Yay!" Mia said as she clapped her hands in excitement. "I get to meet my favourite DJ!" She added with a huge ass smile, which made Lana roll her eyes.