Parallel Universe : Death The Kid – Soul Eater – Death The Kid/OC CrackFic-ish
Summary : Kid's opposite from heaven shows up. CrackFic Kid/OC Read and Review.
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Chapter 2 : Let The War Begin
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"Oh, Stripes!" Life sang as she shook him awake, "You're gonna be late for school~!"
"Be quiet, Life, what time is it anyway?"
"It's after noon!" Life said in her "OMG" voice.
"WHAT?" Kid shouted and practically flew out of bed and into his looked at the clock in his room.
12:15 PM
He ran down stairs to find waffles shaped like deformed bunnies and a note.
Stripes,
Haha, the fact that your reading this means I pulled the wool over your eyes. Look out side. The real time is on the clock in the kitchen.
[Life]
He looked at the clock.
5:30 AM
"SHIT!" He cussed, then looked at the deformed bunnies, which had 'Asymmetrical' written across them in yellow icing.
Life walked into the kitchen at 7:00 to see Kid messing with the Asymmetrical Demented Bunny Waffles, she snickered.
"So, how's the quest to make my Asymmetrical Demented Bunny Waffles looks Symmetrical going?" she asked leaning over his shoulder, from the looks of it, not too well.
"Die."
"Why not just cut them into squares? Or just eat them. Jesus Christ, Kid."
"Shut up."
"Good bye, Stripes. I'm going back to bed. Oh, by the way, it's Saturday."
"DAMN IT!"
"Life : 2, Kid : 0," Life laughed and went back upstairs. Kid glared after her.
Life came back down stairs to find Kid asleep in the now severely mauled waffles. She sat down in the chair next to him and watched him sleep. He finally lifted his head, Life took out a camera and snapped a picture. Kid jumped up and attacked her, she ran, he followed. Finally he had her cornered.
"Fine, take the camera," Life said handing him the camera, "It's a Polaroid anyway. Don't worry I'll send you a copy."
Let The War Begin
Life set down Kid's lunch on the table, he smirked at her wet, black streaked hair.
"I hate you," she said bluntly.
"What did I do?"
"You put Honey in my shampoo, and black hair dye in my conditioner," she said.
"What makes you think that?" he asked feigning innocence, and eating the food, "By the way, nice. . .whatever this is."
"It's meat pie," she said rolling her eyes, "And it's okay that you pulled your immature prank on me, I'm not mad."
"You aren't?" Kid asked, as he finished the meat pie and iced tea. Life laughed from the doorway.
"The filling in the meat pie, I puked in it. And the iced tea, that was watered down motor oil and sugar."
"WHA-BLEGH!" Kid shouted attempting to spit everything out, it didn't quite work. Life left the room.
Kid's P.o.V
That BITCH! But I'll get her back, and I'll come back ten fold!
Life stormed into the room holding her iPod and her cellphone.
"KID!" she shrieked, I just stared at her. She leaned over and got in my face, "You wiped the memory of my iPod and cell phone, didn't you?"
"You're missing something," I responded.
"Oh, hell no," Life said and ran up to her room, I heard a crash then everything went silent. She must've turned on her computer.
Third Person P.o.V
Over the next few weeks, various pranks were pulled on Life and Kid. Such as sawdust in Kid's bed, cutting the electricity to Life's room, and even the old hand in water trick.
Life and Kid met in the hall between their room, both looked pissed beyond words, and it was only 2:30 AM, way too early for them to be provoking each other.
"I HATE YOU!" they shouted at the same time, Life's eyes traveled over Kid's body.
"I see the hand in water trick worked," Life snickered. Kid stared at her pyjamas and smiled.
"I see putting glue on your blankets worked," he said, Life twitched.
"I hate you."
"I hate you more."
"I hate you more than you could imagine." She said narrowing her eyes, she didn't mean it. But she was a damn good actress.
"I hate you more than there are particles in Death City."
"I hate you more than there are particles in the universe."
"There aren't words to describe how much I hate you," Kid said, he meant it about as much as Life had, he still didn't like her, she was bitchy, cunning, ruthless, arrogant, adorable. . .wait where'd that come from? She'd already left, Kid sighed and went to change, as she probably had.
Hehehe. . .Okay this was chapter two of my psychotic crackfic ^^ It's fun to write. No flames, FLAMES WILL BE USED TO LIGHT LIFE'S CIGARETTE (Explained in the next chapter .)
Kid : Why are you shouting?
Life : Bekause she wants to.
Kid : You spelt 'because' wrong.
Life : I know, I also happen to know-
Me : Shut up both of you, you argue like a married couple.