A/N: my attempt to write another part at this…
These are the real housewives of Glee!
(Rachel Berry's home)
Rachel was livid. She hadn't seen Finn all night. She called him through 40 minute intervals, and he still wouldn't pick up. Finally Finn comes home at 12 in the afternoon the next day. Rachel is visibly upset by this.
Rachel: Finn! I'm so glad you're okay! (She hugs him)
Finn :( wreaks of alcohol pushes her away) I'm fine babe, is breakfast ready? I'm in the mood for some pork sausage!
Rachel: Finn... Now you know, I'm a vegan... There's no pork in this house. (Smiles to camera, proud of herself)
Finn :( scoffing)ugh! Right, I forgot. How about beef? I'm hungry for something you have to kill to eat.
Rachel: no... What you are is impossibly drunk. I cannot believe you would stay out all night drinking. Do you not remember what happened the last time?
Finn looks at the camera and then looks at Rachel.
Finn: I cannot believe you would mention that in front of them... (Finn says motioning to the cameras)
Rachel has a sorry expression on her face and then goes over to Finn and hands him a coffee.
Rachel: I just think that, maybe you should hold back on the drinks for a while... You know just for a couple of months for my sake?"
Finn: I'll do whatever the hell I want Rachel!
Rachel: Finn don't you think you're being unreasonable?
Finn: no! I don't think I'm being unreasonable! I do what I want when I want got it?
Finn gets up and kicks the chair, startling Rachel. He proceeds to push the camera out of his face, grabs his coat and leaves.
Rachel (interview): Finn and I are fine. We've been in love since high school. We can work through anything. Anything... (Smiles than looks down sadly)
(Cut to Quinn Fabray)
Quinn is getting ready for lunch with Rachel later on today. Her boys are at school and her husband isn't home. Quinn is enjoying her alone time. She gets out of the shower and her phone rings.
Quinn (on the phone):hello who is this?
Anonymous caller:you know I fuck your husband when you're not home right? He tells me he loves me and that he wants to leave you for me.
Quinn: I have told you once and I'm going to tell you again, no matter what he tells you while he hits it from behind, Noah will never leave me or our kids! Now stop calling me you dumb bitch!
Quinn hangs up and throws her phone across the room. She screams and goes downstairs to her house phone and calls her friend since high school R&B diva Mercedes jones.
Mercedes: Quinn? Hey girl what's up?
Quinn: she called again! That bitch saying the same thing! Mercy I don't know how to deal with this!
Mercedes: ok first calm down... Second I told you whoever this girl is she's just trying to get under your skin. Remember what we talked about? Stay strong girlie.
Quinn seems to calm down once she hears Mercedes' voice.
Quinn: I know... You're right, it's just I'm tired of her calling me saying Noah is cheating on me! And that he would leave me for her.
Mercedes: girl... Puck is not going anywhere. And we talked about this, if you think he's cheating you need to confront him.
Quinn: yeah... I guess you are right. Look I gotta meet Rachel for lunch so I'll call you tomorrow? We can have lunch... That is if you and Sam can get out of bed.
Mercedes: ha! It's not my fault my husband can't get enough of my steaming hot chocolate. But ok girl call you tomorrow.
Quinn hangs up and sighs. She knew Mercedes was right. The only way to find out if her husband was cheating was to ask him. And she was going to do just that.
Quinn (interview): no one is going to break up my family. (She glares at the camera with a very serious expression) no one.
(Cut to Santana Lopez' Pierce)
Santana finally makes it back to LA. She enters her huge la mansion and says hello to her dog Angel and her wife's cat Lord Tubbington. She makes her way up stairs to take a shower and gets ready for her video chat date with her lady lover who is still on tour.
She gets all dolled up and then waits by her computer for Brittany to pop up. Once she does Santana is visibly overjoyed by her presence.
Santana: hey babe! I just got in how are you?
Brittany: tired. We practiced the chorography to "Just Wanna Dance" for three hours straight and it made me forget my own lyrics.
Santana (laughing): I'm just glad you're ok... I miss you.
Brittany: aww I miss you too baby.
In the background Santana hears a guy's voice in her girlfriend's trailer. He groans and Brittany is shushing him.
Santana: Britt's... Who's that?
Brittany: that? That was nobody...
The man groans again and Brittany hand is pushing him away from the camera. Santana seems upset but Brittany doesn't notice.
Brittany: babe I'm getting called back down for sound check. See you later ok! Love you!
Brittany ends the chat before Santana says she loves her too.
Santana :( to herself) I love you too Britt. (She touches her lap top screen and then closes it in anger)
Santana (interview):we have our good days and our bad days. But it works out in the end because I love Britt and she loves me unconditionally.
(Cut to Tina Cohen Chang)
Tina and Mike were having a lot of arguments surrounded by Tina's jealousy and Mike's guilt over the "olive" situation. Mike was tired of arguing so he cut off his phone once he got to work. Tina did not like that, so she took an impromptu trip to mike's studio.
Tina: so you cut your phone off while I'm trying to talk to you huh? You dick!
Mike's whole class stops dancing and everyone including Mike looks at Tina like she's crazy.
Mike :( to his class)how about everyone take 20?
The class leaves, all of them muttering things under their breath about Tina.
Mike: Tina what the hell do you think you are doing? Coming in interrupting my class... Screaming at me? I'm really disappointed in you.
Tina: I don't care if you are Fu**ing disappointed in me! We've been arguing all week and then you just turn your phone off without do much of a warning?
Mike: as you can obviously see I am working! Which means I don't have time to argue with you over text!
Tina :( seeing the error of her ways) I understand that, and I'm sorry I guess. I'll... I'll see you when you get home.
Tina; upset, begins to walk away. Mike grabs her to him and hugs her.
Mike: Tina... I don't know what's going on with you, but you need to know... There's no one else. You're the only one for me.
Tina smiles at him sadly and he kisses her. He tells her that he will call her before dinner and Tina leaves shortly.
Tina (interview): I wish I could tell him... But I don't trust him right now. But he deserves to know... Right?
(Cut to Mercedes Jones' home)
Mercedes and her husband haven't left the bed in two days. They finally make their way down stairs in their sleep wear and Mercedes begins to cook breakfast. Her husband manages to keep his hands to himself because of the cameras.
Sam: babe is the food ready? Cause I'm ready to refuel and then go back upstairs.
Mercedes (smiling): it's almost ready. But I'm not going back upstairs with you. At least not to have sex…
Sam: what do you mean? You know we only have a week left before I have to go back to Nashville. I thought we were going to be spending it... Otherwise occupied if you know what I'm saying.
Mercedes: did you really think I was going to stay in bed with you for an entire week? Are you insane?
Sam makes him way to her, wrapping his arms around her waist and kissing her back.
Sam: I'm not insane... I'm deprived. It's been 6 months without any loving. And I want to spend every minute reacquainting myself with this gorgeous body.
Mercedes (looks at the camera): Sam... Stop.
She tries but fails to push the sex shark away from her. Thank god the phone rang. Calling is her gay best friend and world renounced fashion designer Kurt Hummel.
Kurt: hello Divalious!
Mercedes: hello Kurt! How is the sexiest man alive?
Sam: oh he just fine... (Proceeds to murder her neck with kisses)
Mercedes: stop it Sam! I mean it!
Kurt: I'm assuming Mr. Evans has you in a bit of a bind this morning?
Mercedes :( giggling)something like that...
Kurt: well tell him I said hello and you better not be late meeting me and Blaine for lunch! Are we clear?
All Kurt hears over the phone is giggles and a sucking sound. He rolls his eyes and starts to laugh.
Kurt: Mercedes?
Mercedes: Samuel Evans I swear to god... (More giggling and now moaning)
Kurt hangs up and says "freaks".
Mercedes turns off the stove and Sam picks her up and wraps her legs around him.
Mercedes: Sam! What about breakfast?
Sam: f*** breakfast... I'm hungry for something sweeter.
Mercedes :( laughing and ultimately giving in) ok! But we have to be quick. I'm meeting Kurt and Blaine for Lunch later.
Sam :( evil smile)No promises.
He props her up once more and she screams in delight as her carries her upstairs.
Mercedes (interview): no... I wouldn't say that we had the healthiest relationship. We argue all the time, about little things and bigger things. But at the end of the day I love my man and he loves me. And in a good relationship, that's all that should matter.
Next chapter: Klaine has lunch with Mercedes, a Faberry friendship lunch, Tina's secret is revealed but not to her husband. And Santana finds out about the mystery guy in Brittany's life.