Gene sat in a Igloo in the middle of London, while Alex was cooking icecreams. Ray walked into the Igloo and a giant ice sculpture hit him on the head and caused him to believe he was Angel Gabriel. Alex laughed and Gene sat on his face. Then postman Pat crashed into the Igloo and Alex went 'You should have gone to specsavers' Pat stuck his fingers up and set Alex's hair on fire.
Gene and Ray laughed at her, Alex jumped into a freezing lake and screamed as one of the stonned teletubbies hit her in the face with a rainbow trout. The teletubbies took her away to teletubby land and she ate their drugs as revenge. She was overly stonned when Gene found her beating up a trashcan, she thought it was a dalek. Gene asked "What the fuck are you doing?" Alex replied with "You will be deleted." Gene was confused and said "Go home and make me icecream!" Alex replies "Oh grow some balls and do it yourself!" Gene gasped "DISCRIMINATION!! DIS-CRIM-IN-ATION!!" Alex sighed "Calm down princess!". Gene slapped Alex and his fingers snapped off; it turned out that his fingers were icicles. Alex laughed and Gene ran off crying and he met the Snowman, so they flew off singing 'Walking In The Air'. Alex just watched and laughed as they flew into a building. They fell down the side of the building, making the most annoying squeaking sound, when they hit the floor, Gene had a rash on one side of him and the snowman was metled. It turned out that Gene had contracted a STI from Sam in the old days when they had an affair. Alex has AIDS from Annie, so she threw Annie from the balcony of eternal damnation and cried, Gene laughed so Alex threw Sam into the river where he died. Gene and Alex were now very sad since they had lost their best friends, they went to bed, In diffrent rooms with other people and sang around the random campfire smoking weed and taking crack. Alex stole Gene's coat and thought she was the wicked witch of the west, so Gene threw water over her and she melted. Ray and Chris were happy so they started dancing around the campfire because they where so high, and were unaware that Gene and Shaz were engaging in a hot and steamy affair and Alex was married to Martin Summers. Noticing this, Ray and Chris gave into their inner urges and passionatly kissed.