SUPER-POWERS?

"I heard that Clint here had to sing about his powers." Tony said, grinning ear o ear. He had finally found the one thing none of the team knew about. It was totally on accendent too. Tony had just flipped to Youtube, bored out of his mind and decided to see what was up with the world. And then there was a video right on the home page with 'Hawkeye sings about his superpowers' in red letters.

"What?" Natasha asked, looking at Clint with a raised eyebrow. "What did you tell the world?"

"What nothing? If Tony actually would have played the video, he wouldn't have been all excited to share anyways." Clint said.

"I wanted us to watch it together." Tony smirked. Of course everyone was already in the living room.

"I want to hear of these powers that you hold, friend Clint, son of Bart." Thor said happily.

"You won't get it, it's all a joke." Clint said. "But if you want. I mean, the whole world has already seen it."

"Fine." Tony said, grabbing his stark-pad and bringing up the video onto the TV screen.

"There's one guy on the Avengers that sometimes gets over looked, he's still great, but it's hard to compete with those other guys. So here now to shed light on his own strengths and abilities, to the tune of Ed... 'Thinking out loud'. Is HAWKEYE."

Then to all of their amazement a certain archer runs up to a piano.

When you're on a team with the Hulk and Thor,

And we're all up there on the movie screen.

Would people beleive that I'm not quiet as tuff,

Would anyone even notice me?

Was song in to (like was said) 'Thinking out Loud'. Though something about it, maybe the other Avengers turn and look at Clint oddly. Was this what he really thought? Most thought to themselves.

But listen I've got powers too, and their pretty sweet.

At that the others turned back to the video, pushing the thoughts to the back of their minds for later.

I promise I can do so much more than just Archery.

I'm serious guys...

At that the whole room filled with laughter as they say Clint start to blush, he knew what was coming up.

I'VE GOT A COLLECTION OF SCARFS AND BREA'S.

I PLAYED THE TRAMBOON IN SAPPAN.

I ALMOST GOT TO SECONDBASE ON MY TINDER DATE.

AND MY CAT HAS IT'S OWN INSTAGRAM.

More laughing as they say the pictures on the screen behind piano playing Clint show him in his costum doing what he sang.

I'll tell you now,

I can cast at mario cart.

this year I played an extra in...Paul Bart.

And I can open a Pickle Jar.

FREAKIN' HAWKEYE.

Maybe I'm as super as they are

And maybe I still haven't lost my virganity.

"What?" Tony paused the video and looked at the two assassins with a raised eyebrow. "You haven't ravished her into the bedsheets yet, Romanouf?"

"Shut up and turn on the video." Clint said, his cheeks getting redder by the second.

But, when I boal I score at least 70 (after six beers)

You all know about Captain America's strength.

And the Hulks becomes a towering man,

But i got 7th placed in my fantacy league,

And I wonce spoke to Chester Van-dan.

I'm tellin you now.

When I go to Cheppotle, I get free Gawk.

I flirt with the cashier, she thinks I rock.

My own water-resistant socks.

FREAKIN' HAWKEYE.

Maybe I'm as super as they are.

Maybe I'm as super as they are.

Maybe. I'm. As, Super. As. They. Are

The video had gone dark, and went back to the selection page.

"Wow, Barton. I asked if you had a scarf, and You said 'No'." Tony said.

"Yeah, I didn't have one at the time." Clint shrugged. At least that was over with.