Chapter 2, more golfing accidents, more jokes, and that's only when Envy drives. Warning: Your guts may fall out from laughing too much. Enjoy!

BACK IN THE CART

"I know what to do! Let's play I Spy," Wrath said, all proud. "I Spy something green."

"Envy?" Gluttony said. Envy shot him a death glare, which showed he was not amused.

"No!"

"Tree?" Lust suggested, all bored.

"Yes! Okay, something tall." Wrath challenged.

"Tree," Greed said, still strapped to the roof, half-asleep.

"Yes. Something thin."

Pride sighed. "Tree. And let me guess the next one! Tree!" he said, getting mega-pissed at Wrath. A homunculi can only stand so much of I Spy.

"That's creepy," Wrath replied.

Lust smirked. "Says the guy with the eye patch," she sneered. "We're here!"

HOLE 2

"I WON'T PLAY UNLESS I GET TO DRIVE!" Pride screamed, all mad.

Wrath finally gave in. "Fine. After Envy's turn."

Envy grinned and fantasized himself driving.

"When can I drive?" Gluttony asked.

"Never! You're too, how should I say this… STUPID!" Wrath said.

BACK IN THE CART

"ENVY! SLOW DOWN, YOU GENDERLESS PALMTREE!" Greed requested, while holding onto the top of the cart for dear life. Even though he wouldn't die, it would hurt a lot. Like, a lot. Trust me on this.

"Shut up! I'm pretending that pipsqueak is running from me! Ha! I just ran over his puny head!" Envy cried with glee. Why did the homunculi let him drive again?

"Can I eat him?" Gluttony asked.

"Oh, so you'll eat a person, a living thing, but not my stupid seat, an inanimate object?" Pride complained, seeing this as very unfair.

Gluttony nodded. "Yeah, it's like my thing," he replied.

"Whatevs," Pride said, making a 'W' with his fingers.

"Will you two stop fighting?" Wrath asked. "Oh my god, it's like I'm his real father!"

"Awkward!" Greed cried from the top.

Envy snarled. "Everybody shut up! I'm trying to kill Colonel Bastard!" he demanded.

"You mean Mustang?" Lust asked.

"YES!"

"How come you get all the fun?"

HOLE 3

Envy had no luck on this hole, so he transformed into his true form, (the big green monster) picked up the ball with his mouth, and put it in the hole. Unfortunately, two unlucky by-standers saw this and passed out.

IN THE CART (AGAIN)

"Okay, Pride. Get up on my lap so you can steer," Wrath said.

"Why can't I push the pedal?"

Wrath chuckled. "Because you're too short, like Edward."

"Can I drive next?" Gluttony asked again.

"If you promise not to eat the wheel," Envy grumbled. He really missed driving.

"Can I start it now?" Pride whined, impatient.

"No, you're too young. You're only going to steer." Wrath declared.

Pride frowned. He was getting really tired of this. "No! I'm older than all of you! I'm the first freaking homunculi!"

HOLE 4

"What's the score?" Lust asked Father.

"Envy-33, Lust-10, Pride-16, Greed-17, Wrath- 25 ½, Gluttony-80," Father said. He didn't want to play, so he was keeping score.

"Yes! I'm kicking all of your asses!" Lust cried. She likes winning, especially when she's beating her 'siblings'.

"Don't get so excited. We still have six more holes," Father reminded.

"Oh, good. Six more opportunities to kick your asses!"