Drabble Notes
ChipsAhoyPup
A/N I'm a fast updater, especially when it's 9:45 at night and I have nothing to do. Yes, even on a school night.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Three Little Pigs or Death Note.
A handsome fair-haired high school student stood at a straw house. "Oh, Mello, Oh, Mello, tell me your name," The boy bellowed; his voice was peculiarly loud for someone so handsome as he.
"Not by the beautiful blonde hair that hangs to my chin!" Snapped a yellow-haired man wearing leather.
"Then I'll burn and I'll burn and I'll burn the house down!" Shouted the brunette. Without waiting for a response, he took out a match, struck it against a stray piece of straw, and lit the whole house on fire. Smoke rose to the sky, and an ominous, yet maniacal laughter rang through the roaring flames.
Mello managed to flee his burning home, but not without facing some damage; a blistering scar covered his right eye. The first thing he did was find refuge in Near's house; of course Near was smug about the fact that Mello was still number 2.
"Oh, Near, oh, Near, tell me your name!" The brunette was back again.
"Not by the white hair on my scalp," Near replied dully.
"Then I'll stab and I'll stab and I'll stab the house down!" Right after those words were said, Near and Mello watched as a pen tip dug through a gap in the wall. It continually jabbed at the house until logs started toppling over. The house caved in, and Mello was engulfed in them; Near managed to escape.
The shrill laughter came again, and just for good measure, the brown-haired one lit the pile of fallen logs on fire. Smokey the Bear would not have been pleased.
Near sheltered in a house made of bricks, with an occupant of one great detective, who went by the name L. "Oh, L, oh, L, tell me your name," Ordered the high schooler, obviously starting to get fed up with not knowing the names of anyone.
"…Why would I tell you my name when the percentage of being Kira is now at 94%? Besides the fact that you have threatened both my successors, you have also crushed one under a series of logs, not to mention you cremated him afterwards without anyone's permission… You go through all the trouble to disguise yourself, and then you go off and prove your Kira for no reason?" L rambled. Light stood in a daze, staring at the house.
"…Screw you, you were supposed to stick to the script," Light grumbled, crossing his arms and walking away. L smirked, smug.
"And that is why I always win."
A/N I realize that the line Light repeatedly kept saying sounded like a Rapunzel line. "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair~" Oh well. Sorry if this doesn't seem proper enough to be a parody off of the Three Little Pigs. I haven't read that book in ages.