Ne~ hello readers, :3 I am pleased to announce that this story has a new chapter with a little OOC from alucard

Of course, last chapter was a shit bucket T_T but if you liked it, thank you so very much :')

This story's a little weird in my opinion but hey, sometimes you just get the urge to write something demented. What can we do? Oh well, on with the show! *rides away on pony

Btw it was supposed to say 'kicked the door open' not 'licked the door open' =_= sorry bout that

Integra's POV

My knuckle hovered on the door as I heard the high scream that erupted from the captains cabin. A sly smirk slid on my face and I laughed inwardly. 'It will be fun to rile him up,' I adjusted the tray of tea that sat on my right hand slightly, then proceeded to knock a few times. Shuffling was heard and then a voice was heard.

"Enter sir integra," he obviously didn't have to guess who it was because of the strict instructions not to allow anyone apart from myself in here. 'Quite the honour,' I thought to myself as I used my left hand to close around the handle, open the door while using my body as a blockage then close it again with a soft click of the lock. I turned on the light and faced Alucard. I smiled at him, internally smirking.

End POV

Long black locks fell forward across her rosy cheeks, she wore a cute pout that made her lips baby pink and cheeks puff up as though she had a cavity. Long red clothes draped over her small body and her eyebrows were set in a frown. This was of course alucard, in the awkward stage when he becomes a girl for a week.

Alucard POV

Oh. My. Gosh. I hated being like this. All girly and such I could actually feel things, regret, remorse, pain or sadness. All of which I had locked away in my heart long ago. "Integra," my voice was annoying high, it was that of a 12 year old girl even though in this form I would be a 14 year old. "Bring me my garments and place the tea here," my puny voice instructed this tall woman and although I tried to sound menacing and in control, it was truly pathetic.

"Whatever you say," integra smiled for the hundredth time.

'Don't you dare say my nickname,' I hissed in my head as I sat impatiently awaiting my new clothes.

"Girlycard, here's your tea," she laughed as she sat it on the bedside table. I fumed and pointed my hand in her direction.

"Don't you know I could rip your head from your shoulders!?" I shouted at her earning a gentle smile.

"Then what should your secret girl identity name be alucard? Alu? Alice?" She shook her head slightly then went to open the door and leave.

"What about, Alyss Chard?" I suggested. She raised an eyebrow and tried it out.

"I like it, Alyss," she beamed before stepping out and continuing her duties with taking care of the ship and crew.

I sighed and stood up, coat falling from my shoulders and exposing my clavicles. I moved across and looked into the mirror. I pulled a few faces and giggled at them before realising what I was doing and slapping myself out of it. 'Don't be so silly,' I reasoned with myself as I slid the remains of my red and black layers to the ground. I picked up the clothes integra had brought me and judged them. They were satisfactory. A small white long sleeved short underneath a white jacket, a grey tie and a fluffy fez-like hat, but without the tassel. I shrugged them on then wandered around the room aimlessly. Dammit, this form required more attention than when I was alucard. I growled at how bored I felt and cracked the curtain open a smidgen. It was dark and the moon was full. Thankfully the deck was deserted so I eagerly chucked on some shoes and opened the door quietly before slipping out and breathing in the fresh air that gave a stinging cold slap in my warm face. I danced across the deck knowing no one could bust me and find out this embarrassing secret of mine. I hummed a happy tune, something I hadn't done in a while, and silently jumped up onto the poop deck before I caught whiff of something in the air. Smoke. 'Integra and her cigars most likely,' I sighed mentally but then realised the smoke had a different scent to it. Slowly and quietly I looked out across the deck and saw a lone figure leaning against the mainmast. I gasped and ducked my head, wondering who it could be. Hostage? I searched through my memories for people who smoke and came to a realisation. 'Walter C. Dornez,' I hissed quietly.

"Someone there?" I heard the moderate octave of his teenage voice grazing the deck and coming into my ears.

'No No No,' I whispered to myself. 'Don't act like a girl Alyss, I mean Alucard!' I felt my cheeks heat up as the image of the 14 year old boy came to mind. Reason and mindset of a man betraying me, I popped my head up and stared into his eyes, cracking a cheeky smile. "Just little ol' me!" I called back, giggling girlishly at talking to him. He smiled broadly.

"Eh? What's a little girl like you doing on this ship?" He started strutting towards me, hands in pockets and dropping his cigarette and smashing the burning end. I inwardly twitched at the disrespect of my ship but the girl inside me was overriding Alucard.

"Depends on who's asking," I stood up fully, a cold wind ruffling my coat and moonlight illuminating my carmine eyes.

Walter's POV

Here a young girl stood before me perched up on the poop deck, looking down on me, frail body casting a great shadow upon the deck. The moons rays hit her eyes and they lit up like fiery rubies. I couldn't stop the smile on my face. She really was a beautiful creature, but somehow reminded me of someone. Who exactly, I don't know. But something about her, I liked.

"Well young lady," I said dipping my head in acknowledgement, "my name is Walter C. Dornez, at your service," I scanned my eyes across her body subtly, but alas, her coat swaying in the breeze stopped me from seeing her form. I saw a smirk.

"Such words could be used against you, Walter C. Dornez," she grinned cheekily and jumped down from her spot and landed directly in front of me. I was a little surprised at how she was a good few inches shorter than me. I took a slight step back.

"Whatever could you mean?" I retorted as I began slowly circling her, eyes never breaking contact with each other.

"Being at my service Walter. What if I wanted your body for my plaything?" She grinned smugly as she turned around in her spot to match me. I grinned back.

"My dear, you could use my body for anything you wanted," I leant in a fraction closer so our feet were about eight inches apart. She didn't seem to resist.

"Your organs?"

"Plenty of them I don't use."

"Your skin, letting me flay and tan it so you aren't recognisable as a person?"

"Skin is just loose protection, it's bound to be destroyed otherwise."

"Your heart and soul? Letting me hold them firmly and crushing their life out in spurts whenever I wanted?" She bared her teeth in a smirk. I returned with a smugger smirk and moved in close, gripping her tiny hand and placing it on my chest right where my heart lay beating fast.

"You're saying you don't already have my heart and soul?" She stared at my hand then looked back into my eyes, unsure of what to say. I smiled and moved close so our chests and stomach touched. "What's your name little girly?" I felt her slight hesitation.

"A-Alyss. Alyss Chard," she was stiff against my body. I smiled as she visibly tensed further as I wrapped my arms around her small waist.

"A fine name indeed," I said accidentally letting my English accent poke through. She loosened a little and chuckled.

"You're English?" I blushed a little and nodded.

"And you?" I was intrigued by this strange little girl who had come from literally nowhere. She wasn't on my ship and I hadn't seen her anywhere throughout my secret ship scouting. She put her cheek against my ribs.

"A girl without a little mystery isn't any fun, Walter," she pulled away and stood firmly and few feet away from me. "You're a fun person Walter. We should do this again " I noticed her reddened cheeks and sighed happily quickly changing it into a laugh.

"Maybe I'll see you through the day?" Her expression changed dark.

"I'm sorry Walter, but nighttime is my only time, and I must tell you i will only be here for a week," I felt instantly saddened at the thought of seeing this small person for only a week of my life.

"Then tomorrow night," I stated and lot up another fag and leant on the mizzenmast. I flashed a smile that masked my increasing sadness. She smiled gently.

"Don't worry, I'll be here tomorrow and all through the week," she turned to go somewhere then said quietly. "But after this, I'll see you in a month Walter, I promise." And then she seemed to blend in with the darkness and disappear. I sighed and looked at the ground, heart beating fast. 'Love at first sight?' I mused fiddling with the lighter in my hand. I sighed again and trudged towards the side of the boat. Gripping the sides I swung myself over the edge, using my floss to grab the window I had left from, I swine inside before closing the window and acting like nothing had happened. Oh but it had. Big time. I sank down in my bunk (the bottom one), and allowed the blush to spread across my pale face. "Alyss," I whispered huskily, undoing my fly and gripping myself. "Alyss..."

Alucard POV

Oh shit. I slammed my door and ran to my bed, flying through the air crashing my face into my pillow. I couldn't contain the squeal in my body that became muffled upon exit into the pillow. Walter isn't so bad! I sat up and cuddled the pillow close to my chest and sang out loud in the happiest way I could imagine. The door swung open and intera barged in, closing it and storming towards me, white hair up in a bun with stray locks jutting out the front.

"Alucard! It's 3 in the morning! Some making such a ruckus!" I smiled cutely and turned over shyly.

"I can't help it integra," I whispered timidly as I smiled into my crushed pillow.

"Ne~ Alucard..." I put my hand up to stop her.

"Alyss integra, Alyss," I then motioned for her to continue.

"Um, ne~ Alyss, could it be you met someone tonight?" I could tell she seemed excited but there was also fear there. I suddenly remembered how embarrassing it was turning into a girl for a week each month. And how I was actually mainly a male. My face paled but I forced myself to be happy again.

"I did integra, that silly boy, Walter..." I turned around onto my back and stared at the ceiling with half lidded eyes. She rubbed her brows as she frowned.

"But isnt that the one you absolutely despise?" I nodded then Shook my head indecisively.

"That's alucard that hates him, not me!" I said defensively.

"You know that you're both the same person Alucard," she added purposely. I huffed and stood up and began pushing her out of my room.

"Begone setan-setan," I used my vampiric strength and pushed her as though the floor was wet and slippery.

"Alucard, you know I don't understand Indonesian!" I slammed the door in her face and went back to my bed, a pout firmly planted.

'Stupid Integra,' I fumed and adjusted my pillow behind my head. I stole a look at the clock. 3:13am, damn. Now I had 2 hours to kill before I had to go to sleep. I went over to my desk and jumped up on the chair, legs dangling over the edge, then started to draw a picture. Without realising I had started to draw the No-Life. I smiled warmly as I imagined my beloved ship and continued drawing.

La la la :3 I'm most pleased with the turnout of this chapter especially since the intro chapter was so weirdo in my opinion 0_0 now I know that in the anime and stuff when alucards a girl he has the same man voice but I think it should change just a little heh heh a bit OOC for girlycard but meh *shrugs

Please look forward to the next chapter and review and stuff ;)