You're all probably like, "br0, da fuq wuz dat all about? Making me wait so long?" Yeeaaa. I have major exams coming up, and with all these crap-loads of work and review, I haven't found decent enough time to write. So, here's chapter one (finally!)

All The Small Things

All the, small things,

truth care, truth brings,

I'll take, one life,

your ride, best trip...

All The Small Things – Blink-182

"WAAKE UP BELLA!" some chirpy voice bellowed. Name of that chirpy voice - Alice Brandon, best friend, life companion, my personal Dr. Phil, and Edward's cousin.

Of course, I love Alice... sometimes. Especially in the morning, because I do not enjoy waking up at any time before 10 AM. She's just really ecstastic, eccentric, and all around happy and hyper. Woah, that was a lot of alliteration, and assonance, too. Yep, Ali is one big bowl of happy purple pills, and that's why you gotta love her.

"It's the first fucking day of school, Belly-boo. WAKE UP!" she screeched. Oh, and did I mention that she's pretty vulgar-mouthed, too? Yep.

"Ow... Ali baby, can you get off of me please? How am I supposed to get out of bed with you on top of me, screeching in my ear like there's no tomorrow?" I mumbled through my pillow.

"Oops," she giggled. "Sorry, Bell. Can I pick your outfit out?" she asked.

"Alice, is there something exciting going on that I should know about, seeing as your asking to pick out my wardrobe on a normal day?" I asked.

"Something exciting? Bitch, it's the first day of school! Of course, something exciting's bound to happen!" she screeched. Ow, too early, Ali.

"And how is that something exciting? I don't get it."

"It's exciting because there are people we haven't seen all summer, and I want to see who's changed, who's still as shallow as a kiddie pool, and who's still cool. And first impression is always the time to impress after a two-month hiatus from these people," she responded.

"You know I couldn't give any less of a fuck about these people with shallow kiddie pool personalities, Ali. What difference does it make if I dress up or not?" I reasoned.

"Because I'm bored, and I still care about what you wear. You're gorgeous, Bell, you need to accentuate that beauty with a bit better style. Like, attempt to wear a skirt or cute shorts when it's sunnier than this shithole of rain." she answered back. Who gets bored at 6 AM? Alice does. I swear to god that girl wakes up at the crack of dawn because she's so hyper.

"We'll see," I replied minutely.

Alice turned back to my closet, and threw some clothes over on my bed. After she was done, she picked up the pile, shoved it into me, and pushed me over to my bathroom down the hall. I shut the door, and turned the shower on.

"Be ready in half an hour!" she called through the door.

Picking up one of the garments, - a dark grey hollister tank top - I inspected its level of appropriate-osity before putting it on. It was given the okay by me. Next, was a light grey cable knit cardigan with brown buttons, which I put on, as well. The last was a pair of dark wash skinny jean levi's, which I had to jump around to get it on all the way. Walking to my room, Alice already had a small set of makeup put out, which I started to dread about.

"Sit," she instructed me. "I'm only giving you mascara, some face powder, and tinted lip balm, so hush - it's not the end of the world." she reprimanded. I just sighed, relieved that I wasn't going through torture. Alice handed me a pair of tan t-strap braided sandals, and my grey tie-dye over-the-shoulder bag with tan leather straps. My hair was left in its natural waves and side part, and I felt comfortable.

Happy that Ali knew me well, and how I liked to dress, we walked down the stairs and to the kitchen arm in arm for some quick breakfast.

I know these shits are fucking short, I know. But I wanted to end here for a reason. And I didn't have time before I have to get some sleep - I wake up at the ass-crack of dawn, too, ya know. As you can see, I have a foul mouth, like Alice. I know this took FOREVER, but it's here. I WILL update with another chapter tomorrow, as I owe you people who actually read my crap. I love you all. There, I said, those 3 words everyone either dreads or adores. "LET'S. GET. NAKED."

Leave the sexiest review you can think of ;)