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Sasuke Uchiha was asleep. 'you're coming with me' spoke a voice from the darkness. Sasukes peaceful sleep did not last long. He awoke, not in his bed, but tied to a post, blindfolded. He felt a cold breeze, and heard the eerie hoot of an owl. He deduced he was outside. The world was almost silent, ignoring the owl and the breeze, until he heard the traditional crack of someone stepping on a twig.
SNAP!
"shhh!"
"You shush!"
sigh "what a drag"
"m-maybe you shouldn't say your trademark, shika-"
"everybody shut the hell up or I will punch you into oblivion!"
silence. . .
"Saying that is louder than anybody else here."
THWAK!
"ow..."
"alright, does everybody know the plan?"
A resounding yes.
"Choji, do you have the swords?"
"all 1000 of them"
"good, now remove the blindfold"
Sasuke's blindfold was removed, and he was faced with the whole cast and crew of the anime. They were gathered together in the old training grounds, and it was at this moment that Sasuke realised he was tied to the exact same post Naruto himself was tied to in one of the very first episodes, when he was only 12 years old. He was flooded with nostalgia, and totally didn't notice the 1000, freshly sharpened swords being handed out among his captors. The first to step forward, was Rock Lee. He took his sword and plunged it deep into sasuke's arm. Needless to say, Sasuke noticed.
"ow... that hurt"
"YEAH that felt good! come have a go everybody!" Rock Lee's battle cry encouraged every body to come impale sasuke on the edge of their swords. Sakura and Ino kept him alive for 10 minutes, long enough for everybody to repeatedly impale sasuke a good few times. He screamed for a while, as is to be expected, but when he had 999 swords sticking out of him, he did not cry, nor try to escape, instead he smiled.
"ha... haha... you think you can kill me? dont... make me... laugh. I'm totally... OP, I'm... not... gonna die." he was cockey until the end, he truly believed that he was the true main character of the story, that he was invincible. However, he was not. there was still one sword to go, and it was held, by Itachi Uchiha. The sword easily pierced his flesh, however the moment seemed to last a lifetime. Sasuke Uchiha, was dying.
"wh-why?" he asked, then he died
he never heard the answer to that question, however everyone else did. It echoed through konoha, the land of fire, the whole Naruto verse heard the every character in Naruto yell it.
Sasuke...
YOU'RE A DOUCHE!
Shout out to Lord of the UnDead
Comments: how to use
The anime character whose name is written in the comments will die
If the cause of death is written in the same comment as the name, it will happen
Details of the death should be written within the next 6 minutes 40 seconds
The anime character does not have to be from Naruto. It can be from any anime series.