Disclaimer: Hopefully y'all already know I don't own Twilight; Stephenie Meyer does, and if you don't... we might have a problem here.

A/N: Welp, I've had a lot or request to add to the "Happy Birthday Jacob!" Oneshot and I've decided to make this into a miniseries of Renesmee and Jacob having some really bad luck with losing their virginity. ENJOY! This one is personally my favorite!

R&R!

Jacob Black

"Renesmee." I moaned, her hands knotting into my hair as my hands grazed the back of her bra.

"Shhh." Renesmee whispered. I gently wiped the tousled hair from Renesmee's face and kissed her again, tenderly rubbing my tongue against hers.

"I love you so much." I moaned. Renesmee laughed lightly and kissed my neck.

"I love you too." She whispered in between kisses. It had only been a week since Renesmee and I got caught almost having sex but not before she stepped into a pile of broken glass when she tried to surprise me for my birthday and have us both loose our virginity.

Her father definitely let me have it, yelling at me for -without exaggeration- hours about "responsibility" and "dignity" and "waiting until we both know it's the right time so you don't end up with a baby selling drugs in Seattle."

I loved Renesmee with all of my heart and I knew we were ready to make love. I know the whole "wait until marriage" thing sounds like a good idea, but we're so young. I tried to tell my dad that we were way too young for marriage but he just told me "Jacob, if your too young for marriage, then you are way too young for sex."

Thanks Dad.

But the thing is, I would be willing to make that commitment to Renesmee. I could see myself with her for the rest of my life, but how long would I have to wait? Would she even say yes? Would we last? It would break my heart if we didn't and it would hurt forever more if she said no.

So what is there left to do?

"Do you want to?" I whispered against Renesmee's neck, obviously referring to having sex.

"Mhm." She moaned. I took off Renesmee's shirt and stared down at her.

This was it.

No one to interrupt our special moment. No grouchy, chastity fueled, prude parent's to ruin this for us. We were going to do it. Renesmee smiled a sexy grin, panting, with her dark, bronze curls sprawled out in every direction. Her green eyes wild with want and need.

With a shirt, Renesmee was something out of this world, without a shirt, she was something else entirely. I kissed Renesmee from neck to navel and she shivered with pleasure. I was nervous and I didn't know what I was doing. I was a lot bigger than her and I could probably really hurt her... What if I did hurt her? What if I hurt her so bad, she would never want to see me again?

"Jacob." she moaned. I responded by licking the side of her neck and she gasped. I was ready, even if it was a bit awkward, I was ready. I was ready for her to see me and for me to see her.

Just as I was about to take my pants off a thought hit me so hard it knocked the wind outta me.

"Condoms!" I shouted. "Shit!" I fell back against the driver's seat and sighed.

"Damn it." Renesmee sighed.

"Every time…" I shook my head and sat down next to Renesmee. It was like we were cursed to never have sex. First my birthday and now this. What the hell were we going to do know? I was hornier than I've ever been in my entire life and there was nothing I could do about it. I would have to drop Renesmee off at her house as quickly as possible and then rush home for the longest cold shower of my life.

"Y'know, there's a 7 Eleven down the road. They sell condoms." Renesmee smiled seductively, running her fingers across my collarbone as she kissed my chin.

"Well, let's go. But quick, cause there's no way in hell I am going to be able to wait for too long." I laughed nervously, referring to my massive erection.

"Well, start the car." Renesmee smiled seductively, making my erection at least three times bigger. I hopped into the driver's seat as Renesmee slid her shirt back over her head. I sped down the road that led to the 7 Eleven as fast as the Rabbit would let me and pulled into the parking lot. I hopped out and ran for the front door. I could hear Renesmee behind me as I flung the door open.

"Hurry!" She urged. I ran for the first pack of condoms I saw.

"Flavored?" I asked Renesmee.

"What? No! Why would I need that?" Renesmee whispered fiercely.

"Well I dunno, it's for your benefit like if you decide you want to…" I trailed off, thinking of Renesmee's mouth on my-

"No, just get the regular ones." Renesmee interrupted my wishful thinking.

"But there's like twenty different kinds." I complained. Which one were we supposed to buy? I picked up a pack of Trojan condoms.

"What size do you need?" Renesmee whispered.

"I dunno! Like I've ever used one before!" I whisper-yelled.

"Well, it has to not fall off." Renesmee rolled her eyes.

"Get the extra large." I whispered. Renesmee snorted and I looked over at her. "What?" I snapped.

"Get the large." Renesmee bit her lip to keep from laughing.

"Whatever." I grumbled.

"Get the Ecstasy The one that's like 'it feels like nothing's there.'" Renesmee mimicked.

"Fine, okay, let's go." I grabbed Renesmee by the waist. By now we were both panting as I pulled out my wallet at the cash register. "Just this." I panted and slid it up to the counter. I didn't hear anything and glanced up to where Renesmee was standing. Her face was paler than ever and when I looked up; I saw why.

Ringing up our condoms was Renesmee's older brother; Emmett.

Oh fuck me.

Woopsies! Guess what certain older brother told a certain father!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Hint: Emmett)

Did you get it?

R&R HOEZ!!