Chapter 2
"Why does Oro like stealing my stuff? He stole my ring and my cloak! I want them back, Damnit!" Pein yelled.
"My god Pein, you have like, plenty of freaking rings and cloaks!" Konan yelled at him.
"It's not the same!"
I just told Pein the bad news about Orochimaru's cave incident and he starts whining? What a little boy… Stupid Sasori and Deidara abandoning me! They're nothing but spineless assholes! Making me report to Pein…some friends they turned out to be.
Pein turned and looked at me. "Kiyuya, tomorrow you're gonna go to another hideout that you know of."
"What?!" I whined. "No! I don't want to go! Can't other Akatsuki members go without me?!"
"No, 'cuz you're the only one that knows crap about Oro!"
"Damnit!" I ran out of Pein's room, and slammed his door. I could hear Pein cursing at me, but I didn't care. I ran to my room. I ripped the door open and flew into my bed. I was freaking tired.
I suddenly opened my eyes and sat up on my bed. I could here somebody screaming from outside. I fell off my bed, walked towards the window, and looked out. Tobi was frantically running away from Deidara, and he looked beyond pissed.
I quickly jumped out of my room and ran outside.
"What the hell is going on?" I asked Tobi, who hid behind me.
"Senpai is mad at Tobi! Tobi didn't do anything!" He replied.
"Why?" I asked.
"Tobi you little son of a bitch! Get over here!" Deidara yelled. He started to stomp towards me and Tobi.
"Nooo!! Kiyuya-san! Help Tobi before Tobi gets blown up!" Tobi held onto my arms, cutting off the blood flow.
"I can't blow you up because you freaking lost my clay! Where is it, damnit?!" Deidara was getting closer, and Tobi was getting squeakier.
Tobi held my arms tighter. "Tobi doesn't know!"
"You piece of lying shit! Do you know how long it took me to get that clay?! Weeks!!"
Deidara walked up toward me. I was in the middle of him and Tobi, until Tobi ran for it, making his way toward the hideout. Deidara began to chase him, but then I grabbed his left wrist and stopped him.
"Wait! Don't you hurt Tobi-kun!" I said.
"Why the hell shouldn't I?! Tobi! You're gonna get it!" He tried to free his hand but that only made me tighten my grip on his wrist.
"Damnit Deidara! Stop already!" I yelled.
"Not until I beat the living shit out of Tobi!" He yelled.
"Don't yell at me-"
Deidara's pouches suddenly flew in the air, and smacked him upside the head. Deidara turned around and gave Tobi the evil eye.
"God Damnit Tobi! Why couldn't you just give me my freaking clay in the first god damn place?!" He picked them up and pulled himself towards Tobi's way, dragging me along. I tried to make him stop but he was too strong for me.
"Tobi just remembered where they were! Tobi is sorry!" As he was about to run inside the hideout, I lost my grip on Deidara's wrists. He caught up with Tobi and pushed him down. Tobi fell on his face, and then Deidara started kicking him in the ribs. He turned Tobi around and gave him a good sock in the face. Tobi then blacked out.
I saw Tobi open his eyes and I was hovering over him.
"Wha?" He said, dazed.
"Tobi-kun, are you okay?" I asked him.
"What happened?"
"Deidara hit you, Tobi-kun." I got up and snarled at Deidara.
"Just leave the little shit there!" Deidara screamed, and went back inside.
Tobi sat up, holding his head.
"Are you okay?" I asked again.
He nodded and still held his head. I looked around to see if anybody had seen that episode, because I didn't want any jackasses laughing at poor Tobi.
"Let's go inside." I said. I helped Tobi to his feet and led him to the hideout. I noticed Deidara was in the kitchen.
"You little jackass! What's wrong with you?! Why do you hate Tobi so much?!" I snapped at him.
"He's a piece of crap," he said calmly.
"Doesn't mean you have to hate him."
"He's more annoying than you." Deidara turned and looked at me.
I crossed my arms over my chest. "What?! You're more annoying than me! God, you're so tiring to be with!" I ran out of the kitchen, toward the hall. I mercilessly peeled my door off the frame, slammed it nicely, and dive-bombed into my bed.
I'm more annoying than Tobi? Whatever! Him and his annoying-ass clay, that explodes on you, his attitude, his annoying shiny blond hair…
I straightened myself on my bed and rubbed my eyes angrily. Why do I like Deidara and freaking hate him at the same time?! Is that even possible?! I sighed and made my way to the abused door.
As soon as I'm out I bump into Deidara.
"Ow! Geez!" I held my nose in pain.
"Why do you like Tobi so much?" Deidara asked all of a sudden.
"Why do you want to know?" I still held my nose and looked at him.
Deidara only chuckled a little and went into his room. I let go of my nose and looked at the closed door. He's weird.
Ignoring him, I decided to get myself a snack. Yelling and swearing made me hungry as hell. I walked into the kitchen, preparing to look for anything with chocolate.
"So, when is my 50 bucks coming?"
I turned around and saw Kakuzu glaring at Kisame.
"Uh, I'll give it to ya tomorrow." He mumbled.
"Kisame, you are a lying little-"
"Why the hell is everyone in my fucking way?!" Hidan suddenly roared. He pushed Kisame and Kakuzu away from the entrance, and opened up the fridge.
"Hidan, shut the hell up." Kakuzu glared at Kisame again. "Gimme 50 bucks tomorrow or I'm charging you interest."
"What?! That's not far!" Kisame whined.
"Who gives a shit?" Kakuzu turned and walked out of the kitchen, leaving Kisame glum-looking and scared.
What an asshole, I thought. I walked back into my room, with my chocolate bar in hand. The Akatsuki is pretty weird.