I do not own Detective Conan or Artemis Fowl. They both belong to there rightful owners. Note I took out all the 'Kuns' and 'Chans'

Artemis wasn't so happy when he woke to the sound of the guest room door slamming hard, he open his eyes slightly. The sun, shinning brightly against his eyes, making him close them. "Close the blinds then I will get up." He spoke firmly. Once he felt the light leave his face, he sat up. His legs sore from the running and his body sore from the drug. He glare at Haibara. "What is the meaning of this?" He asked in his usual cold tone.

"You have to go to school." Haibara smirked and he just stood up, showing his define body. Haibara was more then impress by his shape, but didn't get to look long. He had walked toward the clothes he had got from the room Agasa had brought him to.

"Although I think this is a ridiculous request I will go, since I am currently staying in your household... I will obey your house rules." Artemis shrug while looking back at her. "Is privacy a little too much to ask for?" His voice fill with what seem to be annoyance.

"Whatever, just make sure your down stairs in four minutes." She spoke locking eyes with him for a second, her body shut down from his glare. She finally broke eye contact with him by looking at the ground and quickly left the room, embarrass and disappointed in herself that she let a stranger stare her down and even leave out a room that didn't belong to him. "I never met anybody who such a cold glare." She thought. "Nobody usually ever keep their eyes locked with mine, not even that detective freak."

"Is he coming down?" Agasa asked watching as Haibara sat down at the table. She fold her arms and was about to answered when she felt the boy standing behind her, she didn't turn around for a moment or two.

When she did turn, she seen him tying the red tie around his neck. He glare down at her before looking at Agasa. "What is the meaning of this?" He asked calmly, Haibara uncomfortable from him being so close, turned the chair around so that she wasn't facing him anymore. "I don't understand why I have to go to this school." He place his hands on the sides of Haibara's chair, she could feel his steady heart beat through his shirt.

"Well because you have to, it would be strange if a boy your age is seen around the house during a school day." Agasa spoke, looking at Haibara who looked very uncomfortable. He looked at Artemis who looked board. "Plus, it's a Friday it's not like your going to be there long."

Artemis looked at Agasa before moving away from Haibara, he placed his hand on the old man shoulder. "You do understand that, doing this would put me in danger?" Artemis asked in a whisper. "Plus, I gave you two my real name...A foolish move, but I wasn't thinking. If I go to that school then I will have to give everybody my real name if I don't then Haibara will get suspicious."

"Don't worry my boy, I'm sure no body would get suspicious of you." Agasa smiled at him, Artemis looked him in the eyes for a moment before looking back at Haibara who had her beg. "Okay, I'll be seeing you later."

Haibara glared at Artemis for a moment before walking pass the boy, he followed her shortly. The walk was quite, he never spoke and it annoyed her. She couldn't even hear his foot steps. "Fowl." She spoke his name, he glare at the women. "Are you going to explain why your eyes are two different colors?" She asked.

"My previous life is not your business, you should be worried about my current life...Since I may be living with you for a while." He spoke calmly and watched as she looked away annoyed.

"At least explain why you was in the rain, you do know that I'm the one that helped you out of the rain and if you was going to ask if I undress you...I did not." She looked at him for a moment, trying to read him. She was good at reading people, but he was a complete different story. He was like a vacant shell.

"If you must know, I was attacked." A chill ran down the girl's back at the thought of him being attack, thinking about Gin. "I swallowed a drug and was unconscious for some time. When I woke, my body was different and that's all the detail you'll get...But." Haibara stared at him, shock. "But the only reason I am telling you this is because I had made a stupid mistake, and yes stupid is being nice about it. I should be calling it ridiculous, nit-witted, unintelligent, intellectually challenged , senseless, re-"

"I get the point!" Haibara growl at him, annoyed by his extended vocabulary. He glared at her for a moment.

"I also know that something had happened to you too, your attitude is way different then a normal young lady. Your too grown and your glare is colder then a child's, your appearances is also the reason. You dress like a adult and if your fooling any body then they must be obstinate or stubborn since that may be a better fitting word for you 'Little girl'. I'm sure that they are too stubborn to accept the truth even if the evidences are right in front of them." Artemis spoke, testing Haibara templee. She was mad at him, making her seem like a child. "But now I need you to call me Alfonse Fowl, I will keep my last name since I am sure no body here knows of it." He paid no attention to her look of displeasure. "Do you understand and if not then I will expose you along with me if I am expose."

"Yes, I understand Fowl!" She hissed at him,grabbing his shirt. He kept his straight face while she shook him, a grin tugged at his lips, but he stopped it. Haibara never got mad before no matter what people said, but he just made her want to punch him in the face.

"Ai!" Haibara looked away from Artemis, still holding his shirt. A girl with short brown hair stared at her, she was shorter then Haibara and had a red bow in her hair. She had blue eyes and three boys behind her. "Who is that?" She asked seeing the boy in front of her. "He's handsome." She thought.

"His name is Alfonse Fowl." Haibara spoke her voice still deadly, she still was holding him by his shirt too. "And he's annoying." She groan at the man, seeing the sides of his mouth twitch. She glared up at the male.

"It's hard not to smile at your unnecessary force." He almost allowed the smile to come across his face, but didn't. He knew everybody found his smile creepy even his bodyguard, he looked at the boy with the glasses behind the others. He was wearing something like a suit, but had on shorts. "I could see who clothes I am using now, this is a ridiculous excuse for a suit." He thought while looking at himself and the boy.

"Hi, Fowl!" Ayumi smiled at him, she was a little disappointed when he didn't smile back. "I'm Ayumi Yoshida, this is Mitsuhiko Tsuburaya, Genta Kojima and the one with the glasses is my boyfriend Conan Edogawa." She pointed at each one of them as she said there names. Gentawas the biggest, anybody else would call him huge, but Artemis had been around Bulter most of his life, so Genta was just consider big to him. Mitsuhiko was a smaller boy with pale skin, not as pale as Artemis, but not as dark as Genta. The last one was the same height as Mitsuhiko and wore glasses. All of them had blue eyes, but Gentla who eyes were black.

"Nice to make your acquaintance." He spoke, removing Haibara's hand from his shirt. Haibara glared at the boy and watched as he walked with the group, she knew they would be asking about his eyes.

"So, who is he?" Haibara glared at Conan. "He got you mad, something you never do." She stared at him, he was now with Ayumi after giving up on Ran his childhood friend when he was still Shinichi Kudo. Him and Ayumi wasn't currently dating, until Ayumi got payback on him for kissing Haibara. Haibara had told Ayumi there wasn't anything going on between them and that it was a mistake, but she wasn't going to take him back just yet.

"He was fed the APTX 4869." Conan eyes widen. "His real name is Artemis Fowl the second." The boy yelp in surprise which didn't go unnoticed by Artemis.

"Wait, do you know who he is?" Haibara shook her head. "He's a criminal mastermind, my father had ran into him once. I believe my father said Artemis was 14 when they had a run in and he out smarter my father. He took a large sum of gold and left a note which said g-"

"Gold is power." Conan jumped slightly from the voice. "But I rather you not talk about my past, I was young and foolish, through now I am the age I was back then. Your father, Yusaku Kudo." Artemis looked at the male who eyes widen. "He was smart, I'll give him that much...However he was not a match for me, he was the closest to getting me. The only person who ever got within 7 feet of me." He stopped a grin. "Through in the end, he failed." Artemis looked at the male. "And you must be Shinichi Kudo, his only son who suddenly disappeared...Well this explains what happen to you, detective." Before Conan could even open his mouth Artemis had walked off.

The school day was annoying for Artemis, he already had a fan club, he was sure of it. He knew everything that was spoken and he even was able to heck into the school system with his blackberry which entertain him for about 45 seconds. He was now walking ahead of the group of teens. His steps faster then usual and his head down, a low groan escape from somewhere deep within his chest. "Artemis, how was your day?" His head shot up from hearing the voice, so familiar.

"Butler." The name escaped from his lips in the form of a whimper, Butler only smiled at him. His huge body in front of the black car to bring him home. Artemis stared at him, his speed incressing, shortly he was sprinting as fast as he could, his footsteps echoing in his ears. The bodyguard smiled, a smile you would only get from a friend. His arms open wide, ready to embrace the boy. Artemis threw his arms forward, but felt nothing.

He stared at the spot where his old friend stood just moments ago. "Butler..." He bit his lower lip, feeling the glares on the back of his head. His behavior would had gotten anybody attention, he had just made a fool out of himself. "Of course...It was a illumination...Butler is dead, he wont be coming back anytime soon." He told himself, walking off fast to his new home.

Haibara stared at the boy, his back facing them. "What was that?" She asked herself, seeing his hands ball into fist while he stood there staring at nothing at all. "Why did he run off like that?" She watched as he turn to leave, the moment she turned the corner he was gone. She groan, walking off toward her home, once she was there she seen the door opened slightly. "He could had at least close the door." She thought.

She closed the door then noticed something, the door to the basement was opened. She stared at it, her heart racing. "He couldn't have." She thought, walking down the stairs. She could hear the sound of the keys being pushed. The light from the computer screen shined in the room, she took one last step down and seen the back of Artemis head. She groan, biting her lower lip to stop from yelling.

"You know, your keypad code was easy to find out. 1 7 3 9 4 6 2 8 5." He turned around to face her, his face emotionless. "Also your computer security system was no different, I got pass it in less then 2 seconds. You shouldn't have your diary appear on the screen the moment you turn this on." Haibara's face pale. "Don't worry I didn't read it, I don't want to know about your taste in men or whatever you think of." He placed his palm against his face. "You should really change all of this, it's too easy to get pass, it's - no I'll keep that to myself."

Haibara groan from the moment they met, he been getting her mad, nothing seem to surprise him. She bit her lower lip hard, she just want to surprise him even if it was just once. He stood, walking toward the stairs. Haibara groan lightly before grabbing his shoulders and slamming her lips against his. It wasn't a sweet kiss or gentle, it was rough and heat. She felt his hands grip her hips, kissing back just as rough. She pulled away and expected to see a surprise look, but she seen something she wasn't expecting to see. A grin, a vampire like grin which sent chills down her spine, he removed his hands from her hips before exiting the room leaving the girl in shock.

"What have I done!"

TBC I'm sorry about this Chapter the next will be better and in the same style as the first. Also I have to ask do you guys want a plot.