Yinyin Yanyan
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Chapter Two
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Wandering throught the forest at night.
Probably somewhat scary to humans, but practically a regular occurence when you had been assigned to - and driven insane - as many duelists as Yinyin and Yanyan.
Yinyin had been hoping for a calmer and more intelligent duelist to live inside of, but no, they had to wait a year acting as the rather limited conscience of a cat, while the other spirits (Winged Kuriboh, Yubel, even that stupid Ruby Carbuncle for god's sake) got to spend a nice time of it hibernating in cocoons of liquid notfound destinium.
Yinyin was suprisingly unkind to other spirits within the confines of his own mind. Many an afternoon had been passed thinking of gruesome deaths for them. Especially Jerry Beans Man, that happy-go-lucky idiot.
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"Heres a good one!" screamed Yinyin at his brother, waving a piece of paper over his head.
"Well, who is it?" replied the less than amused figure of Yanyan.
Yinyin frowned, and squinted at the paper in the moonlight filtering through the trees. "Ja...dan...yoo...kee..." he read out, slowly.
Yanyan grabbed the paper and sighed. "This freak? Yinyin, we thought about this before, but it would be practically impossible to steal a duelist from Winged Kuriboh. Remember last time?"
Yinyin wracked his brains for the memory. "Oh yeah...I remember..."
Yanyan carried on walking. "Well, if you don't want THAT to happen again, then just keep on walking."
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"Meow."
Pharoah glanced backwards to make sure his owner was truly asleep, then leapt out of the window.
It is possibly the greatest inconvenience in the known universe that cats can get anywhere without being noticed, especially if the place they enter happens to be the most highly guarded and protected area on that planet. Obviously the Slifer Red dorm had nowhere near the kind of protection offered to such a place, but Pharoah was an extremely large cat, and so the challenge posed was probably the same.
But skipping past the details of Pharoah's 'miraculous' escape, we leave him wandering through the forest.
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The probabiltity of these two parties finding each other immediately is roughly the square root of pi divided by forty-eight thousand and fifty six squared to four hundred trillion, twenty-eight thousand and forty-two. But almost miraculously, that is exactly what happened.
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Generally such manifestations as Yinyin and Yanyan are invisible to the naked eyes of most lifeforms, but Pharoah the cat did not have naked eyes. They were instead, like most cats', covered in an indetectable membrane that disindegrates upon death and allows cats to see spirits and other supernatural phenomena, which is a shame because the world would be such a nice place without them.
No race in the universe knows about this membrane.
In truth, the cats don't know about it either, apart from on rare occasions when an intellectually gifted feline ponders why it can see spirits and humans can't and invariably gets crushed while wandering across the road, or whatever passes for a road at the time.
In any case, two spirits and one large cat turned a corner at precisely eleven forty-six and 23 seconds at the same time and gave each other quite a shock.
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End of Chapter Two
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