Here's the second chapter. If you've reviewed good things, that's good for you. Muffin, cookies, and blood packs all around! If not, heh heh, FUCK YOU! I hope you'll enjoy this chapter. This isn't personal at all because I'm writing this before any reviews. Okay, here ya go!
"You again Spicer? I thought you might have quit by now…" Chase sighed.
"Yes! Your will is only matched by your stupidity!" Omi agreed. Jack rolled his eyes at that statement. He was tiered of people calling him stupid and all those other big and small, but complicated, words. "I'm tiered of people calling me that! Can't you expect that maybe it's my personality, and not my I.Q.?" Jack questioned.
"No!" Everyone yelled. Jack just sighed, but he heard a noise that he really didn't want to hear just then.
"Jackie! Waz up! Been looking for ya everywhere! I'm glad I had that tracking devise in ya without ya momma knowing, huh?" Everybody looked at the man. He had shoulder-length black hair tied in to a pony, sort of like Chase's only with a red sheen, andhe hadred eyes. "You know this idiot?" Chase asked the man. The man looked up at Chase. He looked surprised.
"Chase"
"How do you know my name?" Chase had a felling that he saw this man before, but he couldn't put his finger on it…
"Chase! It's me! Sirius!" He smiled his signature smile. Chase was astonished at first, but relaxed into a smile of his own.
"Sirius!" He gave him a big bear hug and did a secret hand shake, much like the one that Jack and robo-Jack did in that one episode, ya know? Shard of Lighting? They then burst into a heat of laughter. "How ya been! I haven't talked to you since the Wuya incident!" "Hey!" Wuya growled. Sirius looked towards the sound and cringed.
"Oh God! Wuya is that you? Oh, ugh (Cringe again. Looks at her, gurgles.)! The years have not been kind!" Wuya was put back by his commit, butjust stuck up her nose. Jack eyes just twitched. "Um…Chase. Whatcha been doin' these last fifteen hundred years, bro?" Jack started to shake violently. "Um…I…um…turned evil…heh hee…." Chase gave a nervous laughed. Sirius had a shock look on his face, then a frown. "I guess I should have paid more attention to my past instead of heading towards the future…" He paused, "I would never had pictured you as evil! What happened?"
"Listen. Sirius…" Chase started forward, but he backed away. "Sirius, this is no way for brothers to act toward each other…" "BROTHERS?" Jack exploded. He was breathing hard and just plain worked up. He started doing a growl like thing. "YOU TWO ARE BROTHERS?" Sirius started rubbing the back of his head.
"He hee…didn't I mentioned it before?"
"NO"
"Must have slipped my mind…" He laughed nervously again. Jack just started to turn red, redder than his hair, maybe even redder than the reddest thing ever. He stamped away, cussing under his breath. "Sorry, everybody!" Sirius apologized. "Jack usually isn't like…oh…um… never mind!" He called after Jack, "JACK! GET BACK HERE BEFORE I SICK CHASE ON YOU! I'M SURE HE'D ENJOY IT SINCE HE'S EVIL NOW"
"Well! Do you know that I'm evil? Or has your thrill seeking got in the way"
"YOU'RE EVIL TOO?" Sirius yelled. Jack gave a snort.
"Ah Yeah! Since second grade"
"MY SON TURNED EVIL IN THE SECOND GRADE AND NOBODY TOLD ME"
"HE'S YOUR SON?" Chase Young hysterically yelled. He laughed, "Oh! My brother, the Joker! That worm isn't really your son! Is he?" Sirius looked as ifhe was about to explode.
"How dare you insult my SON! HE'S YOUR OWN NEPHEW! YOUR OWN BLOOD!" Sirius's ruby eyes burned with anger of a lot of white, hot, burning sun thingies. "Chase Young is related to Spicer…" Wuya and the Xiaolin Dragons said, shock and disoriented. "But, they don't have the same name"
"I took my wife's name!" Sirius huffed, "Nothin' wrong about that"
"I'm related to Spicer… I disgust even myself now… I should have seen it in the eyes…" They all looked at Jack and Sirius. They had the same eyes and nose. "Wait! Lets make sure!" Wuya took Jack, Sirius, and Chase. She had them stand side by side. They grumbled. All of them had the same nose mostly, but you can see how they could be related. "Well, he looks sort of like you when you were his age!" Sirius had a kick out Chase's reaction. Chase examined Spicer. Top to bottom, bottom to top, sniffing and nit picking until he was satisfied. "Holy shit and Mother Teresa! He does look like me when I was his age!"
"WHA?" Everybody except Sirius and Chase gasped.
"Yep! Young genes! Ugly as hell when we're teenagers, handsome as hell when grown!" Sirius smirked and did that thing with the eyebrows. Up, down, up, down, Chase Young chuckled. "You weren't John Stamos yourself there, but you always made jokes about it," Chase smiled then signed, "You had such funny jokes… Were did that gene go?" Jack grumbled at that statement.
"Chase, my funniest joke was right here…" He pointed towards his face, "Butalast, tis notthere anymore!" Everybody chuckled, but still disturbed. "Also Chase. Some synonyms for worm are larva and caterpillar. They both change into something more beautiful, or…um… more… appealing"
"You know, I don't care!" Chase snarled. "I don't need lip from my little brother"
"Oh come on! I'm only little by three years! That's like, a few seconds compare to how long we've lived"
"Um…about that Dad"
"Yes Jack"
"Do I get to live forever? Or do I rot in the ground in the next ninety years?" Jack was hopeful.
"I don't know. Do I look like a gene studier person thingy to you"
"Sorry Dad," Jack looked at his feet, still extremely shocked. (All of you that made them had sex, Jack and Chase, should be disgusted at yourselves!) "As I was saying, you shouldn't call me little brother any more! I'm a grown man for goodness sake! I'm not little"
"Oh, I'm sorry," Chase said. "Fine I won't call you little, baby brother!" Sirius growled and pounced on Chase. They started wrestling, but Chase sat on his little brother. "Just like old times, huh?" Chase chuckled as he saw his brother waggled, wiggled, and twisted under his weight. Sirius was never very heavy, but he still had muscles, very… nice… muscles, (Drools.
$#Flashy Back!#$
Young Sirius was under Chase, who was sitting on him at the time. "HA! Told you I'd win!" Chase gurgled.
"GET OFF! YOU BIG BUTT AND EGO ARE KILLING ME!" Sirius started crying and flailing like crazy and ducks combined.
"What do you say?" Chase put his hand to his ear.
"PLEASE"
"No," Chase teased.
"I' NOT SAYING IT!" He roared.
"I'm not getting up until you saaaay iiiiiitttt!" The older boy singed. He chuckled.
"FINE! YOU WIN"
"And?"
"YOU'RE A WAAAAYYY BETTER FIGHTER THAN ME"
"And?"
"YOU'RE EGO IS THE SIZE OF THE MOUNTAINS"
"Well that's not very nice!" Chase smirked.
"FINE! YOU'RE THE BEST FIGHTER AND I WILL NEVER SURPASS YOU EVER! ETERNITY OR LONGER!" Chase got off Sirius. "Why do you do that"
"To teach you a lesson that no one can beat me!" Chase stuck his tongue out at the six year old. Sirius returned the favor.
"When I get older, you better watch it"
"You'll still won't beat me!"
$#Flashy Back End!#$
Chase Young chuckled, but the smile was wiped off his face when her found himself on his back, being pinned down by his younger brother. Chase struggled, but couldn't get free. Sirius smiled, "Told ya I'd get you when I was older." Chase chuckled.
"Well, congratulations!" then he punched Sirius off of him. "That won't happen again," he walked close to his brother and picked him up by the collar of his black, mid-length sleeved shirt. "Hey! What happen to the warm welcoming?" Sirius asked.
"It wore thin," Chase threw him to a wall. Sirius was first dizzy, then snapped to.
"Hey! You're only hurting me because you're power is being threaten. Such a weak man…" Sirius purred. This infuriated Chase ever more so than before. "Oh, Chasey Chase is all scared of his wittle brother!" He touched his hand to his face, "How touching!" Chase growled and turned to his dragon form, which confuses me. (I mean, the Xiaolin Warriors are called Dragons, but Chase is one. Chase has tigers, but the Xiaolins have tiger instincts. Confusing, confusing…-eyes whirl-). Sirius just stood there smiling. He tisted, "Chasey doesn't like what's going on, so wittle Chasey has to get some help from wizard man!" Chase was madder than, then, something REALLY mad! "Mr. Young…um…Mr. Spicer…I don't think you should be doing that…" Raimoundo suggested.
"I agree. Maybe we should go somewhere else…" Omi concurred.
"Way ahead of ya partner…" Clay and Kimiko were on Dojo. Omi and Rai both slipped behind the family feud, and climbed on Dojo. Jack was about to take off when Kimiko snacked his heli-bot. "Hey!" Jack wined.
"Jack! This is YOUR family, God forbid, and YOU need to stay here!" Kimiko reacted back.
"No I don't!" Jack tried to get his pack back.
Kimiko flew away with his pack and waved back, "BYE JACK!" He mumbled something under his breath, something like a certain b-word with a certain f-word and a whole bunch of other words. Jack directed his attention to his dad and Chase. He still couldn't believe that Chase was even his same species let alone RELATED to him! Both were still staring each other down, but Chase made the first move. Bad mistake. Chase was thrown to a near by wall. "You forgot about me being as good as you," Sirius mocked. Chase knocked him to the ground with one of his "soft" punches. "Man, I wish I had some popcorn and a camera! This would be an awesome movie! Jack-bots!" Jack called, but none came. "JACK-BOTS!" He screamed again. He looked to the ground and found a note. It read:
Dear Master,
Sorry that we left, but we were scared.
Jack-bot 3215478690
"Stupid free will and emotion chips!" Jack growled, "When I build my bots, there will be none of those…thing…ies!" He paused, "Yet, that's the only things that are keeping socially stimulated and out of that 'happy' place…" Jack was confused about what to do, but he was knocked out of it by Sirius's butt in his face. "GET OFF OF ME!" Jack howled in pain.
"Sorry Jack," He apologized when he got off of him. They were both tackled by Chase. "Not again!" Jack was being crushed by the weight of the two men, which were wrestling on top of him. He started crying from the pain, but thankfully they rolled off of him. He cried hysterically, "WHY? (Sniff, whimpers, coughs) WHHHHYYYYYYYYY?" he coughed again.
"WHY WON'T YOU DIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE?" Chase screamed.
"WHHHHYYYYY WOOOON'T YOOOOUUUU STOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP?" Sirius screeched back. His arm was being twisted back in a police style. After about two hours of wrestling each other, Chase and Sirius tired each other out. "I…(Huff)...HATE…(cough)…you…" Chase wheezed.
"I…(Cough)…despise…you…." Sirius rasped.
"Why…did…this…happen…(Huff, puff, cough.)…again"
"I…(coughs)…don't know…(Huff, cough.)."
"My legs hurt! And I CAN'T FEEL MY SPINE!" Jack moaned.
"OH SHUT UP!" Chase yelled.
"DON'T YELL AT JACK!" Sirius yelled back. An argument between the brothers irrupted. "LISTEN CHASE! JACK IS MY SON AND GOD HELP ME I'LL RAISE HIM HOWEVER I GOD DAMNED PLEASE!" Chase was put back by this rude commit.
"GO DAD!" Jack hooted, but a growl from Chase stopped it short.
"Don't growl at him either"
"I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT YOUR SON! HE'S A PATHETIC WORM AND HAS NO SPINE WHAT SO EVER! WHAT DRAGON RAISES HIS SON LIKE THAT?" Chase screamed. Sirius felt a tug at his heart.
"YOU'RE A DRAGON TOO? WHAT'S NEXT? THIS WORLD IS AN ACTUAL FAN FICTION CREATED BY AN OBSESSED FAN OF A SHOW CALLED XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN AND CHASE ISN'T REALLY MY UNCLE BUT IN THIS STORY HE IS"
"That's impossible, but yes, your father was a dragon, or still is. Whatever way it is," he paused to sigh. "He was the Dragon of Fire, Dashi was the Dragon of Wind, Guan was the Dragon of Water, and I was…(Sigh)…the Dragon on Earth," (Not really, I think. Just trying to match stuff as best as I can. It's ALL-apart of the story people! Don't kill me! –on knees- DON'T KILL ME!) He hung his head in a sham shame. "Ohh!" Jack exclaimed. "That explains why your armor is brown, and your hair has that green sheen"
"No, that was a co-incidence," Chase sighed.
"Oh…" Jack gave an embarrassed laugh. "But…is that why Dad has a RED sheen"
"No. CO-INCIDENCE"
"Oh…WHATEVER"
"JACK! Don't speak to your elders that way!" Sirius sternly stated.
"Thank you for taking my side, FOR ONCE!" Chase firmly yelled.
"Oh, bother!" Jack grumbled.
What did you think? To tell you the truth, I had this fic writen out for awhile, so that summary was misleading, just like it was suppose to be... heh he! R&R and if you want to give ideas for the next chapter, don't bother. I already got like 8 chapters writen. So HA! Though I am open for titles...