Oy. here my first stab at it. i guess ill take all opinions of it. wont say i wont stab a bad reviewer, but yea... lol . hope you like it.

BlondeKitsune: Wow, im bored. Wonder were everyone else is at...

Ravenhair69 has Logged on to Konoha Chat1

BlondeKitsune: ... Err... Whos that?

Ravenhair69: ... dobe...

BlondeKitsune: Nani? Who is that?!

Ravenhair69: ... Dobe Kitsune

BlondeKitsune: ... What... Sasuke?

Ravenhair69: Yo

BlondeKitsune: NANI?! Baka Sasuke? didnt know you got onto konoha chat

Ravenhair69: Ive got my way koi...

BlondeKitsune: But how

BlondeKitsune: Wait, wat?!

Ravenhair69: Dont worry about it. Ill be back in a sec.

Ravenhair69 is busy

2 Mintes Later

Ravenhair69 Is Online

BlondeKitsune: Oy Teme, why you go off

Ravenhair69: I had... things to do.

BlondeKitsune: BAKA! TELL ME!

Ravenhair69: No.

BlondeKitsune: TELL ME!

Ravenhair69: No.

BlondeKitsune: TELMETELLMETELLMETELLMETELLMETELLMETELLME!

Ravenhair69: Kukuku. Your so cute when your annoyed

BlondeKitsune: Nani?! What he heck are you talkin about?

Ravenhair69: Like this morning when i didnt left you have the last cup of ramen for breakfast. You were so cute i could have jumped on you all over again right then

BlondeKitsune: HA! Like i would let you do that again. im still sore from last night. and why am i always uke?! Why cant we take turns?

Ravenhair69: Because your my bitch, Koi

BlondeKitsune: Teme!! Im noones bitch!

Ravenhair69: Thats not what you were telling me last night as i was beating your hole raw. kukuku.

BlondeKitsune: Sasuke! i only said stuff like that because you had me in a tight spot

Ravenhair69: Last time i check yo were the one with the tight spot

BlondeKitsune: Oi, because of that, your not getting any from me for awhile! HA!

Ravenhair69: Naru-koi, lets not go too far now...

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Ms. Uchiha: SASUKE-CHAN!!! YAY! YOUR ON! DIDNT KNOW YOU CAME HERE!

Ravenhair69: Sakura...

BlondeKitsune: SAKURACHAN!!!

Ms. Uchiha: Naruto...

BlondeKitsune: Oi, what are you doing on here?

Ravenhair69: Thats a question...

Ms. Uchiha: Because i was bored at home.

Ravenhair69: Why dont you go visit ino

Ms. Uchiha: Can i come visit you?!

Ravenhair69: NO.

Ms. Uchiha: Whhhhhhhy?

Ravenhair69: Because.

BlondeKitsune: ... Because why Saskue teme?

Ms. Uchiha: Just because Naruto-Baka! Dont Mess with Sasuke-chan!

Ravenhair69: ... Sakura...

Ms. Uchiha: Be Back in a min. Mom is calling

Ms. Uchiha is busy

Ravenhair69: ... Okaaaaaaaaay.

BlondeKitsune: Oy, Sasuke teme, can i come over? im bored at home.

Ravenhair69: Only if we do something i want

BlondeKitsune: NOOOOOO! im still sore, remember!

Ravenhair69: so. ill just fuck the life out of you and then kepp on. you could always get sakura to heal your butt. kukuku

BlondeKitsune: very funny! now you can just go fuck the living out of your hand for all i care

Ravenhair69: ... Or i could take you on a date...

BlondeKitsune: Nani? date? where to?!

Ravenhair69: well, it would be to a place that would serve ramen i gather

BlondeKitsune: of course!

Ravenhair69: meh. i could always take you to the international house of ramen...

BlondeKitsune: NANI?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ravenhair69: one exclamation would have done...

BlondeKitsune: I NEVER KNEW OF SUCH A PLACE, LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ravenhair69: Naru-chan, your caps is stuck again...

BlondeKitsune: oh, sorry. and i gather your paying?

Ravenhair69: err... im out of money since ive havent done any good missions lately to get spending money. but you know, fucking is free

BlondeKitsune: not really. i paid the price with my now sore ass...

Ravenhair69: but it was worth it though

BlondeKitsune: depends on who you ask.

BlondeKitsune: you maybe

BlondeKitsune: me, nope

Ravenhair69: Nani? so you didnt enjoy it?

BlondeKitsune: not in so many words...

Ravenhair69: but you kept telling me 'go deeper teme', 'harder, HARDER' as you scremed threw the halls of my house as i pretty much fucked you on every surface of the house.

BlondeKitsune: ...

Ravenhair69: what, cat got your tounge... or is your mouth raw too?

BlondeKitsune: S-SHUT UP! you keep teasing me...

Ravenhair69: oy, coming from the main tease.

BlondeKitsune: ey, you had it comin

Ravenhair69: how?

BlondeKitsune: you said 'who will last the longest' and well, i did. hahaha

Ravenhair69: and now your ass is raw...

BlondeKitsune: ...

Ravenhair69: kukuku. so are you coming over or not?

BlondeKitsune: maybe. i can barely walk around my place, so i dont know...

Ravenhair69: i could always come and tend to you you know...

BlondeKitsune: but that would lead to... you know

Ravenhair69: well, hurry up, since sakura-forhead is about to come back on, and i perfer this not be a "team outting", you know

BlondeKitsune: meh. i pass. besides, Kiba is coming over later for ramen

Ravenhair69: WHAT?! KIBA?! ohhhhhhh, NO! im not letting kiba come over. he will be all over you

BlondeKitsune: ... he will?

Ravenhair69: Naruto, if you havent noticeed, your a hot piece of ass, that im sure anyone would want

BlondeKitsune: ... really? then i dont have to settle for you?

Ravenhair69: GRRRRRRR. your trying to piss me off?

BlondeKitsune: maybe. lol.

Ravenhair69: fine. ill talk to you later then. who knows, i might just visit...

BlondeKitsune: oy, dont be so mad.

Ravenhair69: not mad. going to take a shower and... etc, and trust me, ill be thinking of you. later koi

BlondeKitsune: bye teme.

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Ms. Uchiha is online

Ms. Uchiha: Oy, im back! Sasuke-chan! ... Sasuke-chan?... Naruto-baka? ... there gone already... oh well...

Ms. Uchiha has Logged off of Konoha Chat1

Yep, that was it. hope you like the first one, and i hope you tell me so. and if you want me to get krazyr with it, i need suger.