Me: Chapter 2 is up...
Yuno: This is depressing.
Yuna: I know right? We waited more than a week!
Gin: And got no reviews!
Me: Where did I go wrong?
Yuno: It'll be okay Hika!
Yuna: Maybe it was the fact that it was a crossover!
Gin: But if you took away the crossovers, there went most of her ideas.
*collective sigh*
Me: Oh well, hope people will start reading this...
Muses: Hika-chan?
Me: Hmm?
MuSeS: You should start now...
Me: Oh yeah! CHAPPY ROLL!
CHAPTER 2
"….Uhuh. Yeah. Right. And HOW exactly, do you suppose we do that? Hmm?" The man said, tapping his foot impatiently, looking quite irritated as he waited for his answer.
The Kyuubi only let out a great side.
" I REALIZE YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME-"
" YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! Time-travel! That's COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE if you haven't noticed! Sure people have tried, but they all ended the same way! DYING HORRIBLE, SLOW, PAINFUL DEATHS! What are you trying to do, kill me!"
"YOU WILL BE SILENT!" The giant fox roared, patience finally lost. Naruto, shocked from sudden command, did as was told.
After a bit of staring at the blond ningen that held him inside of himself, the giant red fur-ball began to speak.
"YOU SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN, KIT, THAT I, THE GREAT KYUUBI NO KITSUNE, FEARSOME LEADER OF THE BIJUU, HAVE NEAR INFINITE AMOUNTS OF CHAKRA. THOSE HUMANS THAT HAVE ATTEMPTED THE GREAT AND SACRED ART OF TIMETRAVEL DIED, BECAUSE FOR ONE, THEIR CHAKRA WAS INSUFFICIENT." It stated matter-of-fact-ly.
"AND EVEN IF A HUMAN SOMEHOW GAINED ENOUGH CHAKRA TO BEGIN THE JUTSU, THEY WOULD NEED EVEN MORE TO USE AS A SHIELD TO PROTECT THEMSELVES FROM THE TIME SPECTRUM, WHICH IS A RIVER OF SORTS, ONE WHERE TIME FLOWS." Kyuubi said, before adding more to it.
"AND EVEN IF SOMEONE MANAGED TO GET THAT MUCH AMOUNT OF CHAKRA, THEY WOULD NEED A KAMI TO BE IN FAVOR OR IN DEPT TO THEM. THEY WOULD ALSO NEED SOMETHING…MORE. " The Kyuubi trailed off, it's ancient gaze elsewhere, staring beyond the blond and the broken walls of his mind.
Naruto, however, wanted more information.
" I understand how you can help me with the charka aspect of this plan. But how the fuck can I get myself into the favor of a Kami or even get one in my debt somehow? I mean, hello! I'm a freaking mortal ningen and they are immortal rulers of this world! And what do you mean, 'Something more'?" Naruto asked, irritated.
"…..YOU HAVE GOT TO KIDDING ME! YOU, MY VESSEL, ARE THE MOST DENSE, IDIOTIC, STUPID LITTLE FLESH-BAG THAT I HAVE EVER LAID MY EYES UPON! THE GODDESS OF FORTUNE LOVES YOU! YOU WON MANY OF YOUR BATTLES THROUGH SHEER LUCK WHEN YOU BUT A SMALLER KIT! FATE, WHILE CRUEL TO YOU AT TIMES, DID SO THAT YOU MAY HAVE BECOME STRONGER, AND ALLOWED YOU TO GAIN ENOUGH STRENGTH TO CHANGE YOUR PATH AND THE PATHS OF OTHERS! KAMI PUT YOU INTO THIS WORLD AND BLESSED YOU WITH BISHONEN-NESS WITH HER WILL! SHINIGAMI COULD HAVE TAKEN YOUR LIFE WHEN YOU WERE A NEWBORN, BUT SHE LET YOU LIVE! MOTHER NATURE PROTECTED YOU! THE ELEMENTS THRIVED UNDER YOU! DO I HAVE TO SAY MORE! BECAUSE IF I DO, I SWEAR TO KAMI-SAMA, I WILL DEVOUR YOU, HERE AND NOW, CONSEQUENCES BE DAMNED!"
And Naruto merely looked at the great beast with wide eyes from within the foxes hold.
Then he face-palmed.
"I'm an idiot."
Kyuubi snorted and eyed his container with amusement in his eyes.
"TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH TO FIGURE THAT OUT."
"Shut the Hell up Kyuubi." The blond man sighed. Then he blinked and thought back to the fox's words and opened his mouth to ask a question.
"Kyuubi?"
"HMM?"
"Was it me or am I losing my hearing?"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"
Naruto took a deep breath and stated his thoughts.
"Well, I just seemed to realize, all of the kami that are in favor of me seem to be…Women. And that you said I was a Bishonen."
The large kitsune snickered and Naruto's body shook from the vibrations, as the fox had yet to let go of him.
"OH, THAT."
'Yes, Kyuubi. THAT.' Naruto thought, annoyed by the fact that the fox was amused by his revelations.
"WELL, YOU DO HAPPEN TO BE ONE OF THE PUREST SOULS I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE AND I HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR A LONG TIME. AND YES, EVERY HIGHER BEING I SPOKE OF WAS A WOMAN. INCLUDING KAMI AND SHINIGAMI AND THE ELEMENTAL SPIRITS. AND YES. I SAID YOU WERE A BISHONEN." The fox stated, as if it were discussing about something trivial, like the weather.
Naruto was feeling dazed and confused.
Why in the world would some of the highest celestial beings favor him? Especially since he was…And could never…
Then out of the blue, he registered another thought, one that came so suddenly it flew out of his mouth before he could stop it.
"Are you a girl!" Naruto blurted out. Then his eyes widened and he clamped his hands over his mouth, afraid to even make a squeak, fearing the wrath of the bijuu.
But the Kyuubi wasn't moving. In fact, it didn't even seem to be breathing.
Naruto worried for his friend(though he might say it to the furball's face)spoke to it, sounding quiet and hesitant, as if that if he spoke too loudly the Kyuubi would go into a rampage.
But he received no response.
His worry increased, Naruto wriggled out of the hold of the fox's tails, though while not giving any resistance, were fairly heavy.
As he put himself in a better position to look at the Kyuubi's face, he looked at it's face.
Me: And that's a wrap!
Gin: A cliffy?
Me: Yep!
Yuno: This is, like, a revenge on your possible reader right?
Me: Yep!
Yuna: You gonna be okay Hika?
Me: Nope!
Muses: *sweatdrops*
Me: Say bye-bye everyone!
Everyone: BYE-BYE!/Bye...