On the other side, it was 4 o'clock in the morning. Two young girls, wrapped up in a huge duvet, were deeply sleeping. Until a window slammed open, letting a hurricane enter and four (no : five !) shadows fall on the floor before them. Bunny and Kyô woke up with a start, a pair of rabbit and cat's ear materialised on their head.
- Ero kappa ! Get your filthy hands off me !
- Oh yeah ? Whose fault is it if we're here now, baka saru ?
- It smelt good and I was hungry !
- This is what you get for being a walking stomach !
Bunny and Kyô, sit in their bed, were now perfectly woken and looked amazed at what seemed to be four persons and a flying UFO brawling in the middle of their living room.
- Urusei ! Shine ! screamed a deep and sensual (noo, not the gun, Sanzô, not the gun ^_^ ' ) voice.
Sanzô shot his gun everywhere, making the two girls' hands go up in the air and the guys finally noticing them.
Gokû : Girls ! Cool, they could cook us something I'm starving !
Gôjyô, smirking and his perversion antennas vibrating like mad : Is it me or is there a pussy and a bunny-girl ?
A big black cross fell upon Gôjyô's face.
Hakkai, whispering : Gôjyô, watch your mouth, we still don't have permission for explicit content here.
Sanzô, standing and brushing his robe : Ok, let's get going. The fastest we get to the West the fastest I can get rid of ...
He stopped in his tracks. The two girls, hands still in the air, were looking at him drooling. Suddenly the Bunny eared one shot up and threw herself on the high ranking monk. She really was looking like she was going to eat him right on the spot.
Sanzô : No ! Not them ! Not now !
He went for the only escape route he could see at the moment : grabbing Hakuryû's tail, he thew himself through the window and hang there in the air.
Gôjyô, half teasing half jealous : Wad'ya mean « not them » ? Would you happen to know them and have conveniently forgotten to introduce us ?
Hakkai, gently smiling : Sanzô, I know you're in a quite tricky situation here, and I obviously don't mean that you're overweight, but I fear Hakuryû won't be able to sustain you for very long.
Kyô, trying to catch a dodging Sanzô out of the window : C'm'ere, priesty ! Sanz ? Blondy ? Doesn't seem to like it...
Sanzô, hysterical : I need somebody to shoot ! I need somebody to shoot !
Bunny, trying to comfort him : Ah, that's a shame you didn't show up earlier, I would have got you to kill that ol' grandma who complained all night long and kept kicking her broomstick on the wall last time we watched anime. And appart from that she's got smelly little dogs. Rats if you ask me. They left an awful smell on the elevator, it's just an infection...
Sanzô's head fell forward in despair.
- This is going to be veeery long...
Hakkai : This is strange, they seem to know us...
Gôjyô : Every beautiful girl knows me, whatever dimension she comes from...
Kyô, smirking : You say so but we never actually saw you pull up any girl.
Gôjyô : Try me.
Kyô, with a devilish smile : No, you try me.
Surprised, he felt his cheeks firing up and he got surrounded by an intense red light. When it came off, he had shrunk to the size of a teddy bear, to the young girl's feet.
Hakkai : Gôjyô !
Kyô, seizing him : Kyaaa !! You're even cuter like this !
Bunny to Sanzô, still out the windows and clinging to a dangerously smaller Harkuryû : Hey, fatal beauty, come back to me !
Sanzô : Not even in your dreams ! Go get me my gun so that I can shoot you !
Bunny, scoffing : And what if I don't ?
Sanzô looked at her, baffled.
Hakkai : What is this place ?
Kyô : Whad'ya mean, « this place » ? This is the Real World.
Hakkai, puzzled : So we ... travelled through dimensions ?
Gôjyô : And what about my ... size issue ?
Hakkai : I guess you spent a little more energy when you blushed. Means we'll probably soon all be out of service.
There was a blowing sound and a thud. They all shot their head through the window to see the monk down in the yard, all shrunked with an even smaller Hakuryû in his hand.
- Shit...
He tried to stand but his strengths were leaving him. As he was falling backward, his arms and legs limp, somebody got him in their arms.
Sanzô, a vein tilting at his temple : Stop drooling on me !
Bunny, ears bent down : Can't help it ...