EDIT: So I came back to this story and didn't like what I saw, so I changed it up. It's the same thing but with added content and such.
"Why does he have a watermelon?" a familiar voice asked.
'Wait… What? Wes?!'
"Not so loud, you're going to wake him up." whispered another voice. 'David?'
"Hey guys! You wouldn't believe the phone calls I got last night!" exclaimed Blaine running into the room.
'Oh Gaga Blaine shut up! Wait… Blaine!?'
"Ssshhhh!"
"You're going to wake him up!" whispered Wes. Well, more like yelled.
"Kurt's here? I need t- " Before Blaine could finish the rest of his sentence a voice cut him off.
"Oh my God can everyone just shut the hell up." groaned Kurt from where he was laying down.
"Kurt. What happened here?!" asked a confused Wes.
"And why do you have a watermelon?" asked an equally confused David.
Kurt took an actual look around his room and safe to say, it was trashed. He wasn't even on his bed. He was on the floor, near his desk, and with no shirt on. 'Wait… No shirt?! Oh crap! I'm in the same room as Blaine! This is so embarrassing!' Kurt tried to quickly get up but immediately regretted doing so. 'Ohhh my head, but where is my shirt? And that stinging in my back! Oh, there's my shirt… On my mounted deer head? Where'd I get that?! And this watermelon?! What did I do last night!?' As Kurt headed to the other side of the room Wes noticed something on his lower back.
"Oh my god." Wes said to himself but David heard and followed his gaze. He then started hitting Blaine's arm to get his attention to the lower back of their hung over counter-tenor.
"David, stop hit- Oh." Blaine couldn't really comprehend what he was seeing. It's like his brain wasn't functioning on the sight bestowed onto him.
As the three Warblers stood gaping as Kurt put on his shirt, it was then that Blaine decided he should say something.
"Kurt? Did you always have that tattoo?" He tried to ask casually.
"What tattoo?" asked Kurt. The Warbler trio then all looked around at each other not sure of what to say.
"What… Tattoo?. " Kurt asked again this time more persistent.
"You may want to look at your back side." David said trying to hold back a smirk.
As Kurt got his shirt off he went over to his little mirror and tried to catch a glimpse on something he hoped wasn't there, but as faith would have it there it was: 'Forever' written across his lower back in perfect cursive along with the right half of heart.
"Oh my God, Kurt. You have a tramp stamp!" said a wide-eyed but pink Blaine who was trying not to gaze too much at Kurt's shirtless chest, because it was really appropriate checking out your best friend while they are in distress. Wait, he wasn't checking him out. Merely admiring… Yeah, admiring.
"I am having a hard time trying to keep in my laughter, but this is hilarious!" exclaimed David who was grinning way too much.
"I for one think this is just golden what we have here in our presence." chimed in Wes taking out his phone and snapping a few pictures for later on in case he needs it for his blackmailing purposes.
Glaring at Wes, Kurt started putting his shirt back on and tried to think of how he had gotten this horrible tattoo. . 'This can NOT be happening. I am going to murder Finn and Puck. Wait a minute. Finn and Puck! They were with me last night! They may know what happened!' As Kurt came to that conclusion he started to frantically search for his phone.
"What are you doing?"
"I am looking for my phone." Kurt said searching around where he woke up.
"Kurt, what exactly happened with you last night?" asked a slightly bewildered Blaine.
"And where did you get the watermelon?" asked David.
"I wish I knew the answer to that." answered back Kurt and really, he did wish he knew the answer to those questions.
"What do you mean?" asked Wes.
Kurt tried to think long and hard about the night before as he started searching for his phone. "I hardly remember anything from last night," Kurt said, stopping in his process of finding his phone to think about it. "There were a lot of pretty lights though." He proceeded to look for his phone, but couldn't find it anywhere.
"But how did all this end up happening?" The three Warblers wanted so much to get the backstory behind this bizarre setting.
"Well… Puck had come over because Finn had called him up who had noticed I wasn't myself. Puck then came up with this crack-ass idea about me thinking and not doing or something like that which ended in me taking five shots of some weird drink that didn't even look legal. Where is my phone? Blaine, can I see your phone please?"
"Yeah sure."
"Thank you." Kurt then started to type in Finn's number.
"Who are you calling?" Blaine asked.
"Finn." Kurt answered, "If there is anyone who I assume may know what happened last night it is him."
"Ask him about the watermelon." David chimed in.
As Kurt put the phone to his ear waiting for an answer he started to hear ringing coming from his bathroom. He, along with the three boys all headed to where the noise was coming from. As they made their way to the bathroom they found Finn sprawled on the ground face up with what appeared to be make-up on his face, and shirtless also. He started to move a bit trying to look for the sound but when he opened his eyes he seemed to take in the company he had with him, but not before receiving a pain in his head.
" Oh my God, my head, " Groaned Finn, "Kurt, hey umm why am I here?" He asked finally noticing his surroundings.
"Finn. Do you have any idea what happened last night after I took those shots?" asked Kurt cutting to the chase. "You, um, also seem to have a bit of make-up on your face."
"Yeah kinda, I sorta got shit-faced when we left from the house so I don't know much after that. Puck said it was fine since he was going to be sober." Finn said while trying to get up.
"I'm going to need you to fill me in on what you remember Finn, and do you know what I did to my phone?"
"Oh… Yeah, about that."
"Finn… What happened to my phone?" demanded Kurt.
"Ok, but promise to not get mad… "
"I assure you I will. Now tell me."
"Fair enough. So this is what happened." As Finn was about to tell his experience he remember the last tidbit of information Kurt shared with him. "Hold on a minute, did you say I have make-up on my face!?"
"Seriously dude, I'm not even sure anymore if I want to hear this story at this point." stated Wes looking at Finn's dolled up face.
"But Wes, what about the watermelon?" David replied.
"… Good point."
"Finn, the story." said an exasperated Kurt.
"Oh. Right."
Flashback….
After Kurt had drank the five shots he was now just staring into the room with a blissful look.
"Puck you genius you!" slurred Kurt "This night, you know, tonight's night. Will be the night of alllll nights. Blaine who? Not important to me so I don't care!"
Puck and Finn looked on with amusement at their intoxicated friend.
"Yeah, like. Who's Blaine Warbler? What was his deal!? I don't know! And I.. Don't… Caaarreee." Kurt finished his sentence giggling like a mad man. "Yeeaahh he's not important to me at all whatsoever!….. I should give him a call." As Kurt took out his phone, the amused looks on the two sober boy's face slightly vanished but now held a small look of panic.
"I don't think that would be a good idea dude." said Finn.
"Finn is right Hummel. Now give me the phone." Puck added.
"NO! Yoouuu guys said that IIII , mee, needs to do! So I am doing it! He-he. Doing it." As kurt (and Finn) chuckled at what he said, he started his attempt at typing in the Warbler's number
"Look dude, if you try to call Warbler dude I will grab your phone, and destroy. It." threatened Puck.
Kurt stuck his tongue out at Puck and proceeded to call Blaine thinking Puck was only bluffing.
"HEE-" and that's as far Kurt got because at that moment Puck grabbed his phone and threw it at the wall causing it to split down the middle.
"Dude…. You just asked for a death sentence." said Finn with a scared look.
"I know."
"Heeeeyyy you're sooo meeaaan! I just wanted to talk to him!" slurred out a sad Kurt.
"I hope I won't have to be the one to explain to him why he doesn't have a phone." said Finn.
End of Flashback….
"He threw my phone against the wall!?"
"Well, yeah"
"HE THREW MY PHONE AGAINST THE WALL!" Kurt all but screeched. Wes, David, and Blaine had never seen Kurt this mad before and honestly, they were scared for this Puck guy.
"You were going to call that gargler dude!" replied Finn thinking that would make it better.
"So you couldn't just have taken it away and put it somewhere I couldn't get it like a normal person would?! You just HAD to throw it to the wall!?"
"No we c- oh wait, we never really thought about that. Sorry bro." Finn finished with sheepish smile.
As all this was going Blaine couldn't help but think of what has just been said and the voicemails he received. He didn't know what to think. After the whole Valentine's incident he has been thinking a lot of what Kurt has said. It's not like he never thought of it before, he just didn't think he is was what Kurt really wanted because he was the first gay guy he met, but hearing what is being said is having him think otherwise.
Kurt was both furious and embarrassed. Furious that these two buffoons looked after him, and at himself because he let himself be looked after these two buffoons. Embarrassed because now Blaine knows he had a self-pity party about him and as it turned out, it wasn't so great.
"One more question Finn. How in the world did I get this tattoo?!" Kurt turned around and lifted his shirt so his brother could see.
Finn started to laugh. 'How dare he laugh at me! He is no position to laugh at me right now!' As Finn got closer to try to examine Kurt's tattoo closely he winced a bit noticing a soreness to his lower back.
"Dude. What's that on your back?" David asked.
" Whaa?" Finn tried to look with his own eyes but couldn't really catch a good glimpse, instead turning his back to the others. Everyone in the room, however, got a great view.
"Oh Gaga."
"This…. This is amazing."
"I may die happy now. Actually no, I still want to know why you have a watermelon!"
"This can't be good."
"Dude what's on my back!?" asked a worried Finn.
"You may want to take a look in the mirror." stated Blaine.
As Finn headed out of the bathroom and to Kurt's mirror in his dorm, he started to think of a list of things that could be on his back but what he saw in the mirror gave him a look of horror. On his lower back was the word 'Brothers' in the same cursive as Kurt's tattoo along with the other half of the heart.
"When did this happen!?" exclaimed Finn. "And why do I look like fucking Barbie!"
"That is what I am trying to find out!" Kurt cried out with as much emotion as Finn.
"I think it's adorable!" everyone looked to David with a weirded out look.
"Fine, it's not adorable."
"C'mon boys. It's really not all that bad." a deep voice spoke out.
As all of them turned their necks to Kurt's closet they were greeted with a smiling….
Drag queen!?
This is going to be a long day.
So that's the end of that chapter I hope you guys enjoyed it:) Next chapter coming soon.