Me Notes: Thanks for reading. Please try to imagine Hinamori and Hitsugaya in babyish voices. I carefully watched my two year old cousin and tried to remember my sister when she was two, but I am not a baby expert. Why would I be? I'm only a decade and four years into this life with no classes taken on child development. Thanks for those who left me reviews and corrections. Me no own Bleach. Oh! Sorry for my spelling, it's hard to write babyish and then back to normal.

Ch. 2: Baby troubles

In a blink of an eye Captain Kurotsuchi and his lieutenant became giants.

Everything was bigger than what it originally was. Hitsugaya looked around and saw a two year old Hinamori sitting right beside him. He looked down at himself and saw his body has shrunk along with his clothes.

"Shiwo!" Momo opened her arms wanting to hug him. She was small, pudgy, and still adorable in Hitsugaya's eyes. He had to look away or else he wouldn't be able to control himself. A blush formed on his face and it grew even more when Hinamori wrapped her arms around him. "You nee hug?" she asked a in baby voice.

"Hinamowi!" Toshiro tried to push her away, even though he didn't want to, but realized his voice was also babyish. "What's wong wit us?" he looked up at Kurotsuchi and Nemu. "Awe you alwight Hinamowi? What happen to us?"

The small girl smiled and rested her head on his shoulder. "Ob course, I'm witch you. Me know! Let's pway!" Momo let go of the chibi captain and ran up to Nemu. "You hab any games? We wanna pway... pweaze? We'll keen up waitor." The adorable toddler gave the lieutenant a cherubic look.

"Go on, Nemu," Captain Kurotsuchi turned around and headed towards his computer. "Play with them and take care of them until I get the analyzer ready. They might be a handful, don't take your eyes off them. The analyzer might take a while to set up, tell me if anything happens to their physical appearance or if you notice anything out of the... ordinary, I guess."

Little Hinamori suddenly stopped tugging on Nemu's shihakuso. "Uh, oh... Momo nees to go to da batwoom."

"Wight now/Right now?" Nemu and Hitsugaya both turned to look at her. She was crossing her legs and wiggling so much. All she could do was nod as Nemu picked her and Toshiro up. "Captain! I'm taking Hinamori and Hitsugaya to the bathroom!" She zoomed out of the office lightning fast with a toddler in each hand. "Please hold it Hinamori!" Lieutenant Kurotsuchi ran a bathroom and locked it.

The second she put Hitsugaya down he rushed to the door. 'I need to get out of here!' he tried to open the door but the lock was too hard to twist. The two year old clamped his eyes shut, covered his ears, and faced the door. 'What was Nemu thinking taking me with them?!'

Once Momo was done the lieutenant picked up Hitsugaya and baby talked him, "Dosh wittle Hitsugaya need to go to the batroom? Better go now while we're in here." It looked like Nemu was having fun babying them.

"No!" Hitsugaya squirmed. 'Has she gone mad? No way, not in front of them am I going to do my business!' "Lemme go! Lemme go!"

Nemu shook her head and picked up the girl. "Hmmm…. I wonder if you two should have diapers on. Now, who would now……? Oh! I think Captain Unohana would know. Let's go see her." Lieutenant Kurotsuchi told her captain where she would be with the toddlers and why. When she stepped outside of the Twelfth Division headquarters, Hitsugaya hid his face on Nemu's shoulder. He did not want to be seen and recognized, especially by Matsumoto. She would never let him live it down. Hinamori on the other hand, kept waving to everyone who passed.

Unohana was right outside her door when she saw the lieutenant and two little soul reapers. "What do we have here, Lieutenant Kurotsuchi? Where did you find these little todd-" Unohana then recognized Hinamori and Hitsugaya. "Are they Captain Hitsugaya and Lieutenant Hinamori? What happened to them?"

She explained everything and asked questions about little kids while they played around the Fourth Division. Momo was the one who played around mostly, because Toshiro kept her out of trouble. 'The drink must have affected her the most and only affected me in physical appearance and speech. Momo's even more of a handful as a toddler than a lieutenant. Hmmm?' "Momo, wait!"

Hitsugaya rushed to her side as fast as a toddler could without tripping over himself. Momo was tugging on a table cloth that had some sort of pink liquid on top of it. Right when both of them were directly under the cloth, Momo tugged as hard as she could and spilled the liquid all over the two of them. "Whaaaaaa!" Hinamori cried. Toshiro patted her head trying to comfort her.

Unohana and Nemu rushed over to them and each picked up one of them. "You trouble makers now need a bath," Nemu picked up Hitsugaya, who was the messiest of the two.

"Captain Unohana!" Lieutenant Kotetsu rushed in. "We need you for an important operation that just came in!"

"I'm sorry Nemu," Unohana turned towards the door, "I'd help you with them, but I'm needed. Feel free to use one of the bathrooms here. They're pretty big for the injured patients who need the room and that way you can give them a bath at the same time. Let them play a little in the water. Most little kids enjoy splashing around." The captain followed her lieutenant and left Nemu.

'WHAT?!' Hitsugaya panicked. 'She's going to give us a bath?! MOMO AND ME?!'

Me Notes:Mmmkay, there's chapter 2. Thanks for reading! Don't forget, if you have any questions, please ask. Hinamori is acting like a regular (my sister was already yapping by the time she was eleven months) toddler, and Hitsugaya has the same state of mind. I hope that's a little helpful. Sorry about the personalities, I guess I can only make Aizen the bad guy, everyone else is tolerable for me.