Twilight Chaos
Twilgith Chaos 2
welcome back my lovely readers!
Me: yo
Alec: Sup?
Jane: we so totally rock dude!
Caius: fosizzle ma Homies -karate chops a random peice of wood that was on the floor-
Me: o_o
Alec: O_O
Jane: i'm disturbed Master Caius
Caius: who do ya think you are woman?
Me: ignore the hip freak
Everone but Caius: yes mam
Alec: aren't you forgetting something?
Me: yes! i don't own sponge bob!
Alec: sponge bob?
Me: oh yeah...i -sob- don't -sob- own -sob- twilight -breaks out in tears
Everyone: -applause-
Me: aw, thank you, thank you -bows-
Jane: for what?
Me: for clapping for me
Aro: we weren't clapping for you
Me: really?
Demetri: yeah we were clapping for Seth...he actually jumped out of you're window while you weren't looking and now he's gonna open the door for us!
Everyone but me and Seth: yaaaaaaaaaaay!
Me: yes!
Bella: you're happy that we're leaving?
Me: nope, i'm happy cause my visitor is here!
everyone but me: visitor? what visitor?
Me: her name is Jane!
Jane: what? but that's my name
Me: yeah, i know, that's why for this chapter, my guest is gonna be called Jane1..and the evil Jane that causes pain is gonna be called Jane2!
Jane: what? i wanna be Jane1!
Seth: gets in once he hears about my visitor- Be quiet Jane! she's the mad authoress remember?
Me: im not mad, I'm happy!
Edward: he means mad as in crazy
Me: oh, okay..then that's me
Jane: i still wanna be Jane1
Me: you can't be
Jane: why?
Me: for no reason at all
Jane: you're mean
Me:i know -grins-
Jane1: -enters- hey guys!
everyone but Jane2: hi Jane1!
Emmett: so who are you Jane1?
Me: she's my sister!
Edward: you don't have any sisters
Me: well, she's not my real sister
Carlsile: she's a human, she has mass, and volume and density..so she's real
Me: well that means : vamps and wolves aren't real! and renesmee is half real! cool
Carlsile: how could we not be real
Me: you're not humans
Edward: what ever
Bella: -hits edwrad on his head- be nice!
Edwrad: ow! rubs the bump coming out of his head
Me: Jane1 is like a sister to me...cause in role paly i play as her twin brother!
Jasper: and who does she paly as?
Me: jane!
Jane2: i have a fan? awesome..-looks at edward and he feels pain-
Me: of course you do Jane!
Jane1: jane you're soooooo awesome!
Jane2: i know
Alec: so if she's Jane..then you have to be Rosalie! am i right?
Me: yes, i am Rosalie...Jane's twin brother!
Jane2: i thought my twin brother was Alec
Me:i;m stuck with a bunch of idiots
Jane1: i'm not an idiot!
Me: shut up everyone!
-evreyone shuts up-
Me: good kids :D
Me: now, you may have the honors Jane1!
Jane1: okay -smirks evilly-
Me: hands Jane1 a lighter
Jane: -chases Demetri everywhere-
Demetri: aaaaaaaah! crazy woman! crazy woman! aaaaaaaah!
Jane1: -traps demetri at a corner and takes out lighter-
Demetri: no, please don't have some mercy!
Jane1: -burns Demetri and drags him back to my room-
Me: should we spill the water on him now..or wait till something in him is burned?
Jane1: the second choice
Me: okay! -smiles- oh Jacob-y
Jacob: -groans-...yes?
Me: come sit on this chair -smiels and points to a chair-
Jacob: okay? -sits on chair-
Jane1: -walks up to chair and takes a pair of scissors out of her pocket- i hate you Jacob Black -starts cutting Jacob's hair-
Jacob: no! not my beautiful hair!
Bella: no not his beautiful hair!
Edwrad: you think his hair is beautiful?
Bella: -gulps-, no love, we don't wnat Nessie's future husband to be bald now do we?
Nessie: -looks at Jacob's new hair cut and drops on the floor laughing-
Jacob: some imprint..well at least she's happy
Me: idiot
Jane1: i know
Edwrad: -backs away slowly and stops at a corner in his cage-
Jane1: -goes itno the cage and traps Edward-
-curtain falls and hides Jane1 and Edward-
Bella: why did the curtain hide Edward and Jane1?
Me: you don't wanna know
Edward: aaaaaaaaaaah!
Bella: oh no! what's happening to him?
Me:oh, Jane1's Beating him up..he's an idiot, he deserves that
Bella:-hears edward screaming again- my Edward! -falls to floor and starts crying without tears-
Me: come on Bella, he's not worth you're tears
Bella: vampires don't have tears
Me: fine then, he's not worth your tearless cries
Jane1: -from behind curtain- take this Edward!
Me: -bursts out laughing-
Everyone, but me: idiot
Me: -smiles- i know!
Jane1: -exits cage and the curtain goes away revealing a beaten up Edward-
Me: -high fives Jane-
Chocolate Milk: hi everyone!
Everyone: hi, who are you?
Me: this is my other guest, she didn't tell me her name, but in her review she siad she liked chocolate milk, so her name is CM (chcolate milk)
Everyone: hey CM
Me: well, my icy blue eyed friend, who's first? Caius, Nessie, Rosalie, Heidi, Edwrad, or Gianna?
CM: mmm...Heidi and Rosalie
Me: okay!
Rosalie & Heidi: what's going on?
Me: -straps Heidi and Rose in chairs- CM is gonna give you a hair cut with her chain saw! -smiles-
CM: -cuts Rose's hair with a chain saw and makes her have a buzz cut-
Rose: noooooo! my beautiful hair!
Emmett: -rolls on the floor laughing-
Rose: -to Emmett- stop it you idiot!
CM: -makes Heidi bald-
Hedi: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Felix: hahahhahahahha!
CM and Me: -smile showing teeth-
Me: what next my good friend?
CM: Nessie and Caius
Caius: what about me lady? i'm soo cool you dunn stand no chance against me! word
Me: she's gona torture the two of you!
Caius and Ness: why?
Me: caius: cause she hates him and Nessie: cause she stole Jacob from her
Jacob: noooooo...my Nessie!
Me: Jacob..you're still in the cage, and if you continue being a jerk, you're not getting out any time soon
Jacob: -sad- ok
CM: now, what to do, what to do?
Me: how about you paint Caius's hair pink !
Caius: not my wonderful hair!
Marcus: he just dyed it white!
CM, Me, and Jane1: you mean it's not white? cool...
Edward: -to me- you think everything is cool
Me: me? really? cool :D -jumps up and down like a maniac-
Alec: stop jumping up and down like a maniac
Me: ok -stops-
CM: -paints Caius's hair pink-
Everyone but Caius: -laughs-
Caius: -growls-
Everyone: -shut up-
Me: what about Ness?
CM: i know!
Fairy: -appears outta no where- hi
Everyone: hey!
Fairy: everyone, i'm gonna make Jacob unimprint on renesmee!
Me: cool
Edward: cut that out!
Me: cool, cool, cool, -repeats a million times-
Jane2: how annoying!
Jacob: -magically stops liking Nessie, and doesn't feel like the world is spinning around her-
Nessie, Bella,and Edward: finally! Thank Goodnees!
Jacob: weird
Sam: now we can have a war with the blood suckers!
Werewolves, except Seth and Jacob: yes!
Carlsile: we have a treaty Sam
Sam: darn!
Me: -hands Jacob over to CM- you can have him...but i need him back in the next chapter
CM: ok! now for Edward -starts palying this is me and we rock by Camp Rock-
Edward: -holds head- nooo! anything but Camp Rock it hurts! -falls to floor- i'm melting! (i didnt really get what you meant by torturing him with Camp Rock, i hope this was ok)
Alice: oh get up you idiot..they're just songs
Edward: they're worse then burning!
Me: speakiing of burning...
Demetri: get the fire away, get it away! aaaaaaaaaah!
Jane1: oh yeah -spills osme water on Demetri-
Demetri: -all covered up in ash- -points to me- you, stupid girl
Me: -points to Demetri- you stupid vampire!
-glaring contest between me and Demetri-
Jane2: you two suck
Caius, with pink hair: suck baaaaaadly brothers
Me: I'm a girl
Everyone but me and Alec: really?
Alec: hey, guys, come on, she went through all that trouble just to kidnap us for her own pleasure and you treat her that way!
Everyone but me and Alec: duh!
Me: thanks Alec..that didn't make me feel better, but thanks anyways
Jane1: i love you Aleeeeeeeeeeec -faints-
Me: -sticks out tongue at fainted Jane1- Alec is mine! all mine!
Jane1: -unfaints- he is mine! -hugs Alec-
Me: nu-uh1
Jane1: uh-huh
Alec: i love you both!
Me and Jane1: really? -faint-
CM:okay? weird...-whispers to Felix- by the way you messed up freak, Gianna likes you...why don't you tell her how much you love her?
Felix: ok? -yells- Gianna i love you!
Gianna: -faints- (sorry, i suck at confessions O_O)
Everyone that hasn't fainted: weird
Edward: cool
Me: -unfaints (and yes i know that there is no such word as 'unfaints')- OMG! Edward said Cool!
Everyone looks at Edward: O_O
Edward: -points to me- she started it..i think she's contagious!
Me: i am?...cool
Everyone but me : -looks at me- shut up already!
Me: okay okay!
Jane1 and Gianna: -are conscious-
-knock on door-
Me: who is it?
Person: i'm a random guy that suddenly came
Me: ok..come in!
Random Guy: -comes in with a clip board- can you please sign this? -hands clipboard to me- it's for the vampire proof cage you bought last chapter
Me: oh...did you guys really? have to send it through the roof? -looks at hole in the roof-
Edward: did you guys really have to send it?
Random Guy: -growls- yes we did!
Seth: be careful RG! she's a mad authoress! she's evil too
Me: good boy seth -gives Seth chocolate-
Seth: no! not the Chocolate! anything but that! hides in cage with Carlsile and Edward-
Me: weird? -signs stupid paper-
Jane2: i'm booooooooored!
Alec: me toooooooooo
Caius: me threeeeeeeeeee
Me: shut uuuuuuuuuuup!
Edward: you say shut up too much
Me: i'm gonna kill you Edward! -chases Edward in his Cage-
Esme: well, that's it for now!
Carlsile: bye everyone
Alec: please review
Jane1 and CM: byeeeeeeeee!
Kuzco: if you don't review, she'll kill you!
Everyone but Kuzco: how did you get here?
Kuzco: Yzma's lever that always does stupid things
Everyone: ohhh
Bella: actually, if you don't review she'll not continue
Emmett: and then she'll haunt you for the rest of your lives!
Bella: that too
as I said, if anyone would like to join me, please tell me ok!
love y'all
Jessie~